DarksydePhil vs GuntfrontRalph - TPD - Total Pigroach Death - He needs those xannies, he really really does, he needs those xannies.

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Since Ralph loves to make The Wire quotes, it feels apropos to say this:

"You come for the King, you best not miss."
 
Some guys like heavier women like Pierce Brosnan, is Ralph saying he’s better than James Bond? And at least Keht resembles a human woman, unlike some other people:
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Remember when Ethan Ralph lost his Xitter due to some kind of X policy change causing loads of reports to be cleared? I do.
Remember when Lucas Roberts called this "stupid a-log shit"? I do.
Remember when Lucas Roberts sent Ethan Ralph a message asking if he was okay? I do.
Remember when Ethan Ralph said that made him feel better? I do.
Remember when Ethan Ralph had to pause and think about whether he'd have sex with Lucas, and subsequently thirsted at his moobs? We all do.

Piggytits X Luke
Good ship.

ayy lmao


you're being too optimistic here since ethan only fights small defenseless women

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Yeah right you'll totally fight KING Phil like you fought Aaron Imholte last time.
Look at all these requirements. I'd bet a day before the fight he'll come up with 10 more. He's not going to fight anyone. Even the miss swung aimed at a female officer landed his hooves in irons.
 
Yeah right you'll totally fight KING Phil like you fought Aaron Imholte last time.
Look at all these requirements. I'd bet a day before the fight he'll come up with 10 more. He's not going to fight anyone. Even the miss swung aimed at a female officer landed his hooves in irons.
It's a shame Ralph is such a cowardly cuck. Would have been great to see Phil pull out some good old Street Fighter techniques. Hit Ralph with a spinning bird kick and follow it up with tiger uppercut.
 
It's a shame Ralph is such a cowardly cuck. Would have been great to see Phil pull out some good old Street Fighter techniques. Hit Ralph with a spinning bird kick and follow it up with tiger uppercut.
Or he can just hold his hand up to piggytits' snout so he sways his arms and tries to charge up like a cartoon character, eventually being let go so he runs himself into the wall. That's the correct way to deal with a morbidly obese pilled up piggy with four floppy titties.
 
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