Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What's the other option?

I don't know, I didn't think of the rest of the dialogue after that line.

Political meme's dont need proof for people to believe in them.

No kidding, do people really think I believe most of that shit about Haitians? No way, I just don't like them because a couple of them fucked up my car with a POS trailer in my apartment parking lot back in 2011. Totally personal.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I need proof to believe it's not the usual fanfic from the TDS crew, but since proof doesn't seem forthcoming, i'll just let them twirl their bean at their latest slashfic.

But why though? What drives you to require such a thing? What is it inside you that has you autistically focused on needing video evidence of Trump getting a blowjob from Laura Loomer so badly that you can't help but compulsively post about it? Do you love him? Is it because you can't stand people talking about him in a negative way and laughing at the situation? Do you think it somehow hurts Trump that people are laughing at the idea that Loomer's puffy lips are tickling his ballsack hair?

Most people just laugh and move on with their lives. But not you. And that's almost as lulz worthy as Loomer and Trump sex.

 

[Null]

Trump's entire selling point was that he would flood the federal government with competent picks that would improve the overall health of the country. It's really important that the agencies have heads that aren't malicious DEI retards and judges that are the same. Loomer is a retard, and regardless of the orange spraypaint around her lips, it's shockingly bad optics even to someone like me for him to be hanging onto her like this. It's really unbelievable she was allowed to get near him at all, ever. We really, really do not need a Laura Loomer foreign ambassador to Israel.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I *NEED* to see the bodycam footage of the Secret Service agent in the room while he's getting LOOMED. Without this, I DO NOT permit discussion about the possibility of such a relationship on an Internet gossip forum.

You’re just going to see 2 minutes of pov of a guy in a suit jerking himself off while Trump LOOMS off camera.

 

[San Dimas High School]

didn't chris straight up say he was involved with his mom in a couple ways, and to a few people?

He also says he's Jesus Christ. He says it a lot and to a lot of people. All you can do in these situations is take the totality of evidence and come to your own conclusion. There'll never be "proof" in these types of situations is all I'm trying to say.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Personally I don't think he's actually fucking her but it's funny and whatever is going on is weird and worth laughing at. This isn't an anti Trump position either, the entire reason he became popular as a politician is people wanted more lolcows in office.

Right? I get the impression some people are actually getting bent out of shape over this.
Maybe Hollywood Hulk Hogan is right. Trump isn't anyone's waifu, you don't have to get offended over accusations impugning his sexual virtue.

Plus if we're going to be straight-faced political for a second the fact is whether or not he is truly banging Loomer, while gross, isn't really relevant. It's a question of if, and how much he's giving power to an atomic-level crazy bitch in his campaign. The question of whether he's banging her or not is just a morbid side issue.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Loomer is a retard, and regardless of the orange spraypaint around her lips, it's shockingly bad optics even to someone like me for him to be hanging onto her like this. It's really unbelievable she was allowed to get near him at all, ever. We really, really do not need a Laura Loomer foreign ambassador to Israel.

This is what blows my mind. That people who are obsessed with defending Trump can't see that Loomer is a goddamn psycho vegibrained internet slut and just being able to park her tits on his chest repeatedly with "Fuck me" eyes is enough for it to be terrible optics and a sign of someone on his staff dropping the ball. Let alone the idea they're fucking.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

It's so unreasonable to demand proof. There's no proof of Chris Chan fucking his mother either.

Personally I don't think he's actually fucking her but it's funny and whatever is going on is weird and worth laughing at. This isn't an anti Trump position either, the entire reason he became popular as a politician is people wanted more lolcows in office.

Or of Chris and the tiny girl he took to grocery store. That's a better comparison.

 

[MadStan]

No one is gonna provide me with proof that Trump is fuckign loomer, you mean.

Guess i can continue to dismiss you and the rest of TDS circlejerk as mentally unstable tards.

I just can’t help but get the feeling this personally bothers you on some level; part of you suspects it is entirely true and is disappointed in Trump.

You could just laugh along…it’s not like Trump hasn’t done a million other despicable things; I guess you thought he was above getting laid by Laura? Or is it that she is in his personal entourage and flies around with him and is close to Trump that bothers you? Just curious, cause it seems the sex stuff aside you can’t reconcile that a deranged woman like this is in his inner circle and clearly is important to him.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

He also says he's Jesus Christ. He says it a lot and to a lot of people. All you can do in these situations is take the totality of evidence and come to your own conclusion. There'll never be "proof" in these types of situations is all I'm trying to say.

agreed, but my point was that chris was a bad example because that's a case of someone admitting something super bad to everyone else. this is a case of people accusing someone who is constantly accused of being giga hitler of doing something else retarded. even if he's not fucking loomer, why the fuck is this retarded cunt anywhere near him?

how did she get so much more popular? the last time i heard about her was her crazily slashing her own tires, stalking someone really psychotically, and disrupting shakespeare in the park.

 

[NiggerFroot]

I need proof to believe it's not the usual fanfic from the TDS crew, but since proof doesn't seem forthcoming, i'll just let them twirl their bean at their latest slashfic.

I need your expert opinion, when they kiss which fake tan wins?

 

[JaneThough]

I *NEED* to see the bodycam footage of the Secret Service agent in the room while he's getting LOOMED. Without this, I DO NOT permit discussion about the possibility of such a relationship on an Internet gossip forum.

Theres nothing gay about desperately demanding the footage of Trump’s crumpled, smelly balls rhythmically slapping her zionest balloon knot.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

It's so unreasonable to demand proof. There's no proof of Chris Chan fucking his mother either.

didn't chris straight up say he was involved with his mom in a couple ways, and to a few people?

Or of Chris and the tiny girl he took to grocery store. That's a better comparison.

Back in the day, we would talk for 20 pages about people like ADF, Connor Bible and Jace in between content and speculate on the consistency of their poop, how they jerked off, what weapons they slept with and if they got a stink ditch or not based on the smallest scraps of information.

Now a days, you have fucking retards crying about needing proof otherwise NO FUN ALLOWED because they're so fucking smooth brained from consuming /pol/ shit daily they can't fathom a world where people laughing isn't somehow a political effort by the "DEEP STATE"

Fuck the Thunderdomers and A&H.

 

[MadStan]

She’s got that “I’m gonna look like that witch on GOT” thing going on. Danger hair and all. She’s got that “I had money and got a reasonable transition” thing look too. Trump might like those features I’d imagine.manly look, cheek bones and brow and strong chin.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

I wanna see Trump win because the idea of Loomer becoming Secretary of State is hilarious.

 

[FootballBuff]

What’re you gonna do when it’s proven true?

What are you going to do when its proven false? On yeah thats right it wont be because you cant prove a negative.

How do we know YOURE not fucking Donald Trump?

 

[Nobunaga]

There's no proof of Chris Chan fucking his mother either.

Spooning for years, how chris would get weirdly touchy with his mom, her behaviour towards any female that would "interact" with Chris? Him fucking admitting to it after it was shown he was following Bella's commands like a retard? And the actual rape kit that was used on his mom and the reason he got arrested in the first place dumb nigger

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

CDAN seems to think reps are restraining MTG from spilling the tea. It’s not from Milo. Milo just can’t help himself or keep his mouth shut about anything

This is the website that says Beyonce made her money in the lucrative field of human trafficking, would you believe?

Trump is like 100 years old, I don't wanna know about his liver-spotted penis.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Back in the day, we would talk for 20 pages about people like ADF, Connor Bible and Jace in between content and speculate on the consistency of their poop, how they jerked off, what weapons they slept with and if they got a stink ditch or not based on the smallest scraps of information.

Now a days, you have fucking retards crying about needing proof otherwise NO FUN ALLOWED because they're so fucking smooth brained from consuming /pol/ shit daily they can't fathom a world where people laughing isn't somehow a political effort by the "DEEP STATE"

Fuck the Thunderdomers and A&H.

ain't got no abidance, so it couldn't happen.

if trump is fucking loomer he's given up, he just wants some good crazy bitch pussy before he goes out is my guess.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

if trump is fucking loomer he's given up, he just wants some good crazy bitch pussy before he goes out is my guess.

Hello there,
The monster from my nightmare,

This bitch is uglier than Buzz McCallister's girlfriend.