Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[Norman B. Normal]

Okay. Let's be real. Trump can have Super Models if he wants them. Why would he bonk that hideous nose ogre instead? Yuck.

Yeah, this one’s bagging supermodels right and left.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Okay. Let's be real. Trump can have Super Models if he wants them. Why would he bonk that hideous nose ogre instead? Yuck.

That’s what confused me as well. Even if we look at politicalthots there are plenty of better looking options. Now I wonder if other desperate YouTubers will make a move.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I hope she has a BPD meltdown during the campaign and turns on him as BPD women tend to do.

Please Santa. I was and will be good this year. It would be so funny.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That’s what confused me as well. Even if we look at politicalthots there are plenty of better looking options. Now I wonder if other desperate YouTubers will make a move.

Agreed. There's way better looking MAGA women than her. Not that it's saying much... I'd take Melania over her any day. Candace Owens is way more attractive, too.

 

[Siegfried]

Okay. Let's be real. Trump can have Super Models if he wants them. Why would he bonk that hideous nose ogre instead? Yuck.

because the "I love you" from them is nowhere near as genuine as the love and adoration Loomer has for him, she's rushing down to see the man she loves right now while we type. Now that's true love and devotion (delusion), something money can't buy.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Agreed. There's way better looking MAGA women than her. Not that it's saying much... I'd take Melania over her any day. Candace Owens is way more attractive, too.

Candace seems like the type that would be freaky but afterwards would be clingy and would never stop texting you. But agreed if I had to choose a MAGA YouTuber to fuck Candace is one of the better options. Certainly better than Adin Paladin.

I hope she has a BPD meltdown during the campaign and turns on him as BPD women tend to do.

Please Santa. I was and will be good this year. It would be so funny.

I’m at the point where I think the country is way too fucked either way so may as well enjoy the ride. (Long explanation I won’t bore you with it).

I’m hoping that Trump wins the electoral college and loses the popular vote or the opposite. Just for maximum lulz. If he wins I want to see Kennedy over the CIA, Loomer as an ambassador to the UN, and Elon Musk being put in charge of who to fire from the feds. If he loses I think it’d be funny if something happened to Kamala like she had to resign after a year or so.

 

[The Hardest R]

he wins I want to see Kennedy over the CIA, Loomer as an ambassador to the UN, and Elon Musk being put in charge of who to fire from the feds. If he loses I think it’d be funny if something happened to Kamala like she had to resign after a year or so.

Those senior positions require a senate majority to confirm. What he’ll be getting are the absolute dregs of the swamp, who will commit to immediately start sabotaging Trump from the second they start. John Bolton and Bill Barr-tier swamp creatures who despise Trump but those are going to be the only candidates who can get passed through.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Yeah, this one’s bagging supermodels right and left.
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High price worked girls (aka super models) wouldn't mind if the wallet is bulging and is at their disposal. Given that most of the actual Trump Businesses are under bank and other non Trump ownership (basically just names for a fee), Trump mightn't have the readies. Also a political aware flatterer like Loomer might work better on the orange man than some overpriced runway floozie.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking

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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW

You were right

 

[Lidl Drip]

Okay. Let's be real. Trump can have Super Models if he wants them. Why would he bonk that hideous nose ogre instead? Yuck.

I don't think he can unless he pays them generously. And maybe he prefers a woman who looks at him like this:



Over one who looks at him like this:



(aka how any not-insane woman would look at him)

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yeah, this one’s bagging supermodels right and left.
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Imagine the wrinkled, ancient balls covered with orange pubic hair.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

I’m at the point where I think the country is way too fucked either way so may as well enjoy the ride. (Long explanation I won’t bore you with it).

We're not fucked unless Moscow/Beijing decides to nuke us. The Saudis are upset over the price of oil being too low and are cutting back production (increasing demand by decreasing supply), so Biden's been drilling like crazy to make up for the rainy day stock we released a few years ago to try to keep gas under $6 a gallon. Trump is probably not going to win, but the general public is turning on the BLTBBQ+ psyop after multiple shootings by them and the WPATH leak/Cass review. Rainbow me all you want, but things are getting better and will continue to improve.

I’m hoping that Trump wins the electoral college and loses the popular vote or the opposite. Just for maximum lulz. If he wins I want to see Kennedy over the CIA, Loomer as an ambassador to the UN, and Elon Musk being put in charge of who to fire from the feds. If he loses I think it’d be funny if something happened to Kamala like she had to resign after a year or so.

None of this will happen. Americans are tired of hearing from special interest groups (as evidenced by Gamer Gate 2 and the increasing use of "DEI" as a term of disparagement), but they remember the uncertainty under Trump in 2020, be it his fault or not. Nikki Haley lost the nomination, but she was getting a solid 30%-40% in basically every state she lost. The Republican party is fractured and there won't be enough turnout from that side in November to get this man into office again. The one glimpse of hope he had to keep his ass out of prison was Biden being a literal dementia patient that shuts down at 6 PM every night, but that horse has been swapped out. I see no political future for RFKJ or Loomer after this election (and the inevitable death/incapacitation of Trump; dude's almost 80, this is his last shot).

 

[New & Improved Username]

Ok Trump can have my vote if he starts fucking Amberlynn Reid.

 

[JaneThough]

Ok Trump can have my vote if he starts fucking Amberlynn Reid.

Good lord the smells.

 

[Lonely khan]

I prefer my lolcows not having power over major institutions

Boogie2988 for secretary of health and human services

Austin07 In charge of the social security admin

DSP for head of the dept of labor

Attorney General Darell Brooks

 

[Law]

I just really Stan him and Melania

Why? Third wife's the charm?

we can't rely on counter culture ecelebs

I'm glad you came to this conclusion, but I find it mildly concerning that there are people out there in the wild who use "counter culture ecelebs" as some kind of reliable North Star with which to live their lives. It's much better to just laugh at them.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's can't just be plastic surgery, I'm sure the latter can't afford it. By all accounts, these women should be beautiful, but something's not quite right. It legitimately looks like they're wearing masks.

You are kidding me.

Logan Day, terminal sidepiece of wife-beater, benzodiazepine and opiate addict and suicide Bitchard "Lietax" Cryanka has had far more work than Loomer but it's all fucked up because it's based on things she saw in the her head while on ketamine.

 

[Godmode]

So Trump dodged a bullet only to be struck by an Israeli Looming drone?

 

[The Morning Visitor]

You are kidding me.

Logan Day, terminal sidepiece of wife-beater, benzodiazepine and opiate addict and suicide Bitchard "Lietax" Cryanka has had far more work than Loomer but it's all fucked up because it's based on things she saw in the her head while on ketamine.

She's a brokeass thot from bumfuck Utah with parents that didn't pay enough attention to her.

I was witness to the Facebook group in which that leaked, that she was "reviewing scripts" for her "good friend" whose horrible shrew of a wife decided to flee him for allegedly no reason at all, whatsoever. She lived with her parents (in her 20's!) until she fully committed to leeching off of Lowtax and moved in with him for a few months. She's penniless trash and I doubt she has had work done beyond a dermotologist prescribing Accutane.

She just has a fakeass tiki face. She's used to putting on a front. But I doubt that she ever had professional work done on her family's budget.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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What a lovely girl Trump has, she really is trying to go out of her way to be there for her pookie bear