That's not even close to JD "I want to fuck dolphin women" "Women are only good for reproduction" Vance.
I know you love Republicans with every fiber of your being and it upsets you when people laugh at them, but Edwards has nothing on Vance
lol, wut? Vance is an uncharismatic, flip flopping weirdo, that Romney said there wasn't a person he could disrespect more. But the Edwards' story was in the tabloids for years capping off with him missing going to prison by the $1250 hair on his head on account of a deadlocked jury followed by his wife's death in 2010, whereas even after being cheated on 2 years after her cancer diagnosis, people would still go on to say "well, actually she was still a monster and a bitch", lmao. There's no love lost for me and any politicians, but you can't tell me John Edwards isn't even close with how much tabloid ink he generated for about a 5 year span, and that was all after his 2004 campaign with Kerry, and before his doomed 2008 presidential run where all this stuff really hit the fan all at once.
I know you love Dems with every fiber of your being and it upsets you when people laugh at them, but Dems absolutely can be lolcows. Just a few that I'd place in cowdom over Vance:
Rod Blagojevich
Anthony Weiner
Kwame Kilpatrick
All names with national recognition at one time, all went to jail, most with some pervert shit stuff in their closet (not Blagojevich tho, Illinois politicians never get in trouble for the sex stuff), and almost no one remembers them. Vance will be remembered even less, unless he can do one of those single things that over time becomes well known more than the person that does it (spelling potato
e, Dean Scream), which ironically may be the couch fucking thing, which was just some random misinformation and nothing that could actually be tied back to him except vibes (which does make it extra funny in my mind).
I'd say Vance is around the Andrew Gillum level right now, and I believe that is more than a fair assessment. I tell you what, if we're still talking about Dolphin Couch Fucking in 2026, I will give you your W.