Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Syikeblade]

Admitting to dating "straight" men for validation

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

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Admitting to dating "straight" men for validation

It's funny how the troons get to have boundaries and preferences, but when the rest of us have them, it is "transphobia", "bio-essentialism" and "genitalia fetish". They are all a bunch a sex-obsessed incels.

 

[Syikeblade]

It's funny how the troons get to have boundaries and preferences, but when the rest of us have them, it is "transphobia", "bio-essentialism" and "genitalia fetish". They are all a bunch a sex-obsessed incels.

I'm not a man but it's super creepy how obsessed they are with straight men.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well that's rude! I hope she finds some time to herself, maybe a nice relaxing vacation....


The comments on the last one are something else...

Crazy that so many people who happen to have the rare condition of being born in the wrong body should also happen to have unrelated severe mental illnesses. Friendly reminder that putting two and two together is literal violence.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not a man but it's super creepy how obsessed they are with straight men.

They see their sex-targets as an empty prize that shows their own merit even more. Very feminine.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Probably because porn is a fantasy, while real life troons are a fucking nightmare.

Do these people really not realize that the idea of taboo, and doing something you wouldn’t do in real life, is a huge component of many sexual fantasies? The departure from everyday restraints is the whole point.

Like, there are porn and erotica subgenres dedicated to everything from fucking your stepsiblings to being fucked by literal monsters. Only a small number of the people who like that shit would actually want to try out anything related to their fantasies in real life.

And even among the people who do want to act out a weird sexual fantasy, it will almost always be a controlled, limited thing with boundaries and a beginning and an end. A guy who wants his girlfriend to dress up like Harley Quinn for his birthday doesn't want his girlfriend to stay in character and start murdering children. A person who wants to explore a fantasy about being restrained and roughed up doesn't want to get flown out to a CIA black site and waterboarded. Likewise, the very small minority of men who might ever want to live out their "tranny porn" fantasies still want the tranny to go away afterwards.

But trannies can’t separate porn and fantasy from real life, so they think no one else can either.

 

[The Lawgiver]

idk if you can fairly compare the prostate with the appendix, unless appendixes are erogenous zones and no one ever told me.

Never got turned on by anything poking my prostate so I can't really say anything on that aside from "poke your appendix HARD motherfucker I dare you."

Why can't regular dudes be into trannies instead of pathetic chasers?

Bro. If a dude is into trannies, by definition he is a chaser and abnormal.

In order to be normal, a necessary prerequisite is not being into trannies.

Hate how "chaser" stopped being a weird stalky person subtype to solely trans only shit. The proper term before the word police and ad rev fags enacted shit was "trannychaser" like how there's "chubbychaser"(obese person fetish creep) and "bugchaser"(INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO GET AIDS FROM SOMEONE WITH AIDS) among others.
Bring back trannychaser, cut this language destruction down at it's fucking core.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Only 3 types of men would fuck a tranny.

Bisexual men.

Closeted Fags who want to pretend this makes them straight.

Pathetic losers so desperate for sex they'll stick their dick in anything.

So, face it troons your choices queers and desperate creeps.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Only 3 types of men would fuck a tranny.

Bisexual men.

Closeted Fags who want to pretend this makes them straight.

Pathetic losers so desperate for sex they'll stick their dick in anything.

So, face it troons your choices queers and desperate creeps.

And mostly it’s #3. Troons do not represent the pick of the crop.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Prolapsed FIVE inches?!
It's like a dick is spontaneously trying to grow back out of anywhere it can find!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I have nothing other than personal experience to offer, but I am willing to make an educated guess that the viewers of tranny porn are almost 100% men -- there isn't really any overlap between women's interest in gay male sex and fake tits on a small-cocked twink. I'd be willing to bet that female porn interests share a lot of subject matter overlap with the contents of erotic fiction, and there's almost no trannyism there (mPreg as a category doesn't count because the whole point is that the characters are men).

only thing i have to add is that back when i used fb i knew a woman who did admit to me once that she jerked off to tranny porn once. dont think it was a fetish or thing she did often, but i know of one bio woman who has legit jerked off to tranny porn. but i wouldnt think too much of it, even outside of this she was a bit of a odd one. wouldn't treat her as some indicator for normal women. but it does show those type of messed up women who will jerk off to tranny porn do exist.

 

[judegdubey]

It's funny how the troons get to have boundaries and preferences, but when the rest of us have them, it is "transphobia", "bio-essentialism" and "genitalia fetish". They are all a bunch a sex-obsessed incels.

Exactly this.
If a straight man is transphobic for not wanting to fuck a trannie then surely the trannies are homophobic for not wanting to fuck a gay man?? Quite how this escapes them is beyond me!
Although let's be honest even most gay men wouldn't lower themselves to doing a trannie, it seems like 99% of trannies are with another trannie.. Wonder why!

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I'm proberley being dumb here but I refuse to google in case a picture comes up but is this a prolapse of their ass hole or their trannie hole?
Either way just the idea is horrific, makes me shudder!

 

[Shig O'nella]

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I don't understand the obsession with masturbating, I'm guessing it's partly the female AGP mindset and thinking that men constantly masturbate?

Late, but whatever.

Women don't really have refractory periods, a decidedly sex based difference, and it shows in pooners coom fantasies.

Edit: I always miss out the first R from that damned word. Makes the sentence mean something completely different.

 

[Pol Poggers]

Reddit tranny threads are amazingly predictable. This guy gets banned for the filter:



And the comments are just how'd you expect:

Spoiler: Coomers

This one has a free sprinkle of trans genocide:

Spoiler: Schizo babble

Spoiler: and rightious fury

The trannies and downies united front for armed struggle against online dating hate sites:

Dude's into simracing, cars, femboys and yet still skeevs faggots on tinder out so much they'd rather report than fuck him.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I don't condone harassment, but when it happens, we can still laugh at it:

Heartwarming. A single anonymous message shakes them up so much. I stick to my claim that bullying works and is a very powerful and purposeful social correcting tool. These confused women need some bullying and they will grow their hair and start shaving their legs again. I'm sure of it.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

There's multiple slices o'life in one comment right there. If any of it is true, that is. I have a tough time believing some parts there. But maybe I'm just living an isolated and presumptive life and people really are finding spouses on Tinder.

But ya gotta love the Golfer Dad type thoughtfully consoling a young troon who was booted off Tinder. On troon Reddit.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'm proberley being dumb here but I refuse to google in case a picture comes up but is this a prolapse of their ass hole or their trannie hole?
Either way just the idea is horrific, makes me shudder!

Neither. He has a prolapse from the stoma in his abdomen. Between that and the fistula, Lissa's body is literally spilling out from multiple points. Sweet dreams!

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Neither. He has a prolapse from the stoma in his abdomen. Between that and the fistula, Lissa's body is literally spilling out from multiple points. Sweet dreams!

Man, it was a mistake to browse the Farms during lunch.

 

[judegdubey]

Neither. He has a prolapse from the stoma in his abdomen. Between that and the fistula, Lissa's body is literally spilling out from multiple points. Sweet dreams!

I hate myself sometimes.. I was still a little in the dark so like an idiot I tempted fate and googled it...

Aghhhhhhhh!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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Admitting to dating "straight" men for validation

i have to inform these guys, assuming they arnt making it all up, as is the common case with troons, any 'straight' guy who would date a tranny is, by definition, not straight. it is 100% impossible to date a tranny and be a straight man.

It's funny how the troons get to have boundaries and preferences, but when the rest of us have them, it is "transphobia", "bio-essentialism" and "genitalia fetish". They are all a bunch a sex-obsessed incels.

another example of 'rules for thee, not for me'

I'm not a man but it's super creepy how obsessed they are with straight men.

i still remember when the tranny stuff first hit mainstream, trannies, the media, and feminist went super duper hard into the 'straight men are bigots and homophobes for not dating trannies.' it was a bit of a breather when most trannies transitioned into 'transbians' and became obsessed with lesbians instead.

Only 3 types of men would fuck a tranny.

Bisexual men.

Closeted Fags who want to pretend this makes them straight.

Pathetic losers so desperate for sex they'll stick their dick in anything.

So, face it troons your choices queers and desperate creeps.

you forgot number 4: porn sick men who go down the rabbit hole of tranny porn.

i was also going to list T4T but your 3 already cover those.

>tinder
>far right
im pretty sure far right extremists hate tinder and all hook up culture. not sure the app which is known as ground zero for the modern hook up culture and dating scene is catering to far right extremists.

ive never seen an actual pooner in real life, i might have seen a FtM who i mistook as tomboy or lesbian, but i am sad that i havent seen a balding, pink lipped, ear gauge having, tattooed, flat chested dood walking around. really hoping to see my first pooner soon. im going to be so elated, it's like going camping and seeing an elk or moose for the first time. just something different about seeing them in the wild.

i can happily say i popped my irl pooner cherry this weekend. she was short, kind of fat, had hair as short as you can get without shaving it all off, ear gauges, tumbler girl glasses, noticeable pink hue to her skin, and those big red pooner lips. was also wearing a baggy t-shirt and baggy pants. i didnt notice any tattoos on her,no noticeable packer bulge, and she did have boobs, so not the full 100% pooner experience, but close enough that im happy. i didnt get close enough to smell her, so i cat say if she had the stereotypical stank to her.