DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

Wanting to humble someone into submission and lowering them by making them beg is disturbed and disturbing. If Phail actually had power over people's lives he would be dangerous. Thank goodness he's only a mediocre gamer and YouTube ebeggar.

Unfortunately, he does have power over Khet and Jasper, and look at them.

You can see how people close to him get fucked up. Heck, he probably stunted Leanna growing up for years.

He's got deep issues but lucky for most people, he's a feeble bitch and powerless. If he could control it, he'd get people de-platformed, and if he had pull in the industry, I'm sure he'd try to harm other people's business, just because he disliked the person.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Dave claiming he has bigger calves than most people and had to talk about his history working out. This nigger is delusional.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

So Phil now expect that his dents:
- Pay three subscription for three different channels.
- Give him at least $150 two times a day.
- Give him gifts via Throne.
- Buy this shit merch.

He keep finding ways to milk his dents dry.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

Dave claiming he has bigger calves than most people and had to talk about his history working out. This nigger is delusional.

Reminder that not long ago when asked, he "couldn't remember" how much he used to be able to bench press. Something along the lines of "uhh yeah right I didn't know I'd be talking about it all these years later on a podcast". Pretty sure even someone who stopped working out could give you a rough estimate of their strength limit

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Beautiful ANTI-DSP transisters how do we cope that he has a house, a girlfriend, a job and an internet show? I know we talked about it in the secret discord server after our group goon sesh but it has really gotten to me lately!

Guess what, WRONG! He has a wife and his cat son. So congratulations, PinKopyKat, but you’re wrong! Ack ack ack. But thanks for the dollar tip!

 

[PigSeed]

I’m agreeing with you.

"And by the way, A Piece Of COAL AGREES with you!"

 

[neger psykolog]

Reminder that not long ago when asked, he "couldn't remember" how much he used to be able to bench press. Something along the lines of "uhh yeah right I didn't know I'd be talking about it all these years later on a podcast". Pretty sure even someone who stopped working out could give you a rough estimate of their strength limit

Since he revealed that he did actually own the WWE champions account it kind of puts everything he has ever claimed into total lie territory. I know him claiming he used to build gaming PCs and was a pro weightlifter were always doubted by many, but I figured they were just embellishments and he obviously always contradicted himself by retelling the same stories with details changed... now I am pretty much convinced that he just completely outright lies about pretty much everything (including when people ask what he had for dinner) and that there isn't and never has been even a grain of truth to anything he says.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

puts everything he has ever claimed into total lie territory

It is very easy to tell when Phail is lying or not. Did he open his mouth? It's a lie.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I'm sure this will cause a jealous tantrum or two

Max was featured on CNN to talk about the MVC collection

An accurate depiction of what will be going through Phil's mind.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Imagine having to ask and ask and ask for validation through money every single day all to keep the copium that the problem was the game he was playing that one day the streak fell

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

“Let’s show them that the streak ended because of a shitty game, and not my content.” Holy cope, Batman

 

[Corpun]

If you told me at the start of 2024 that Phil would unveil his whale of a wife, admit to being a former (allegedly) whale of WWE Champs, start playing WWE Champs on stream, and that his 'content' would transform into literal basic bitch petty slapfights with every lolcow he can think of I wouldn't believe you.

But here we are, having another one-sided feud with LTG like a scorned lover.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I think going forward dsp wil go mask off when it comes to milking his dents dry which can have some funny outcomes:
>the dents keep up with demand and creating the new norm for dsp only for the dents to get dried up faster and unable to tip and thus collapsing the norm that was established. Culminating in dsp coping.

>the dents dont keep up with the demand and we have toxic side phil complaining and blaming detractors and whoever else for the dents not tipping which will launch him into coping sessions where is not him is the content.

 

[Smokeski]

I think going forward dsp wil go mask off when it comes to milking his dents dry which can have some funny outcomes:
>the dents keep up with demand and creating the new norm for dsp only for the dents to get dried up faster and unable to tip and thus collapsing the norm that was established. Culminating in dsp coping.

>the dents dont keep up with the demand and we have toxic side phil complaining and blaming detractors and whoever else for the dents not tipping which will launch him into coping sessions where is not him is the content.

I got a kick that he went 20 minutes into overtime to get that money.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Phil really is one of the most retarded people out there. Why the fuck is he bragging about how expensive his setup is and shitting on LTG's when he's the one who begs for money constantly and cries poor saying he has no expendable income? Does he not realize how retarded that is? I guess it doesn't matter since his entire audience is made up of retards but still. He wonders why everyone shits on DSP and then pulls dumb ass shit like this.

Makes me wonder just how shit his high school was if this man could be valedictorian. Even the most underfunded gang ridden inner city shithole school should have at least one person smarter than Phil.

 

[Corpun]

his dad told him "Sorry, there's nothing I can do."

Like father, like son. Maybe Phil isn't the product of Linda's extramarrital affairs after all.

Temu taps into that same Gacha/Gambling thing that sucks Phil in. I looked at it a while ago and the thing just constantly throws "deals" at you and gives you spins and all this other shit. It's made to feel like a game where you're not buying Chinese crap, you're "winning" free shit and getting deals. People like Phil are the target demographic.

Phil is such a rube that I'm convinced you could let him watch you fill water up out of the tap, wave some sugar into it, then sell it to him claiming there is a ton of minerals and purifiers in all sorts of marketing terms and he'd eat it up.

 

[johnkimble123]

Makes me wonder just how shit his high school was if this man could be valedictorian. Even the most underfunded gang ridden inner city shithole school should have at least one person smarter than Phil.

Probably one of those people who is good at taking tests and regurgitating information, but if you ask them to explain it, you're fucked. Also probably why he thought he deserved to go to an Ivy. Problem is when you talk to him, there's no substance there, and I'll die on the hill that any Ivy school interview he bombed on site.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Probably one of those people who is good at taking tests and regurgitating information, but if you ask them to explain it, you're fucked. Also probably why he thought he deserved to go to an Ivy. Problem is when you talk to him, there's no substance there, and I'll die on the hill that any Ivy school interview he bombed on site.

If he was good at remembering things, you'd think he'd remember the web of lies he's spun since his whole livelihood depends on it not falling apart. Alas, he is retarded.

 

[Digger10]

I've recently started following dsp as a lolcow. Does anyone have references (videos, tweets, livestreams, discord leaks, etc) for how weirdly dsp treats his Dents.

Similarly to the BITE model; behavior control, information control, thought control, emotional control, etc. I've been watching the 'to catch a paypig' videos and want to know more / get my hands on the primary sources.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

Do you just want examples of him trying to control his fans, or are you willing to look at examples of him lashing out at his fans? Because I can think of a couple of notable examples of the latter.

Here's a video where he calls his viewers "lazy" because he wasn't happy with his stream numbers. He got called out for it and made an apology video where he claims that people were "spinning it" and "taking it out of context".

And one of my personal favorite Phil moments is when he was playing "Nioh" and got pissed that the chat was having random conversations instead of offering him advice and told them to leave if they weren't going to talk about the game. Sadly, I've never been able to find the original video, so you'll have to settle for a react from the group Sons of Kojima.

 

[johnkimble123]

If he was good at remembering things, you'd think he'd remember the web of lies he's spun since his whole livelihood depends on it not falling apart. Alas, he is retarded.

Counter to that... his brain wasn't swimming in gin yet