Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Summer of George]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Trump is a patposter. He's decided to borrow one of Piggy's own hilarious bits in a bid for news coverage. "This is the 2nd time my criminal stlakers have tried to SHOOTT me up. They came up on my own property and I have already forwarded all the surveillance footage to the FBI"

Can we mix both memes?

the other, bitter forum has got you covered, friend

Spoiler

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

When do we get deadshot Patrick bragging how Patrick would have made THIS shot?

Given this assassin actually slugged it out with authorities, we may get Patrick saying, "Yeah, I could beat the Secret Service in a gunfight."

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Just in. Patrick concludes Time Traveler Good Guy did the shooting
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0piCi

Meanwhile actual time travelers:
Hey man, I just saw a weird reflection near the bushes, maybe you should investigate from the north side of that other building around 14:37 pm

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Fatrick Sneed Troonlinson is not allowed to have any sympathy for me. So unfair! Very sad.

- Donald Trump

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rick’s TDS posts.


Those are some pudgy piggy fingers, Fat Rick.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Rick’s TDS posts.

Beautiful. "THIS IS A BIDEN HATING MONSTER TRYING TO KILL DEMOCRACY" immediately followed by "This man's a HERO, he was going to save us from TRUMP" with no self reflection. This belongs in a museum

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I'll counter that with him insisting that he isn't a fat faggot with bitch tits. He denies having his chad brother/cousin, being fat, having bitch tits, his own face in videos, trolls, and everything else imaginable so he can "no, child" everyone. He's even said "Rick is one of your delusions, atalker child" so I think he's just going with the "you didn't spell it right so what you said doesn't exist". Alternatively he's denying how hard he was coddled and as we all know if Patrick says something it's probably a lie.
I admit I'll definitely be looking out for more signs of Cunt Theory in the future

and I'll try not to get too attached to Cunt Theory just because it's my own hypothesis. I actually hope Coddle Theory is true, just because it would be way less sad. Being spoiled and pampered is bad, but a way better fate than being abused and traumatized. As much as I don't like Patrick, I don't wish that kind of evil on him. The only thing I wish for Patrick is to one day gain some insight and common sense. But that's about as likely as him losing weight at this point.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Rick’s TDS posts.
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Residents of NC, FL, TX and OH in the thread please remember this tweet so you can call Pat wrong, fat, gay and retarded if he's wrong on any of them. Well, you can call him fat, gay and retarded right now if you'd like as those have already been proven true.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Beautiful. "THIS IS A BIDEN HATING MONSTER TRYING TO KILL DEMOCRACY" immediately followed by "This man's a HERO, he was going to save us from TRUMP" with no self reflection. This belongs in a museum

Rick is a blessing in disguise by the Pig God. He has some of the most magical squeals out there that would beat more than 99% of the pig farming industry, even more feral and ravenous than a wild boar. Such a siren song that I can hear the squealing already

 

[Summer of George]

Rick’s TDS posts.

Those are some pudgy piggy fingers, Fat Rick.

Pee-Shy Pat confirmed. Too embarrassed to whip that faucet dick out at the urinal, even when he's pissed up at the bar.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Imagine thinking Texas will go Blue. I think his GPA is lower than 1.2 but his mother gave out enough blow jobs to raise it enough for him to finish high school. There would be no way in hell I'd move my family to the State if they did that. I'd just take up Putin's thing to have our own little area near the capital because at that point I'd know the West is dead.

 

[NaggotFigger]

This should be in the museum of pig squeals. Absolutely hysterical.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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"Let me tell you about how much I don't care, child."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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This should be in the museum of pig squeals. Absolutely hysterical.

Oh? He's no longer a hero? Make up your mind, Pat

 

[Maude Snew]

Given this assassin actually slugged it out with authorities, we may get Patrick saying, "Yeah, I could beat the Secret Service in a gunfight."

He's the one of the most feared assassins ever to exist, he's John Thick, child.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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This should be in the museum of pig squeals. Absolutely hysterical.

ironically fats would probably lose all his guns if dems got what they wanted and he'd be crying about it


who am I kidding he'll suck the dem penis and gladly talk about how giving up his guns saved democracy or some shit.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Rick’s TDS posts.
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Those are some pudgy piggy fingers, Fat Rick.

I'm surprised he resisted the impulse to take a shot of a massive beer and negerwurst shit. Like the one I'm going to take in the shower drain of his half-hovel.

 

[AnOminous]

If I had his guns I'd want to take other people's too, his guns fucking suck.

Rick's guns are fat and I would not go to the range with them.

Rick is advocating for political violence from more assassins. So a day ending in Y. Still insane.

I hope the cops bring up Rick's history of death threats and other threats of violence in his lawsuit. They have good cause to take reports of insane behavior by Rick seriously, considering he can't seem to stop advocating assassinations and murders and rapes.

Of course it would have to get past qualified immunity first, which doesn't seem terribly likely.

On top of that, a denial of q.i. is immediately open to appeal before the case can go forward, and even it's somehow denied at the trial court level, an immediate appeal has a decent chance of success.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rick's guns are fat and I would not go to the range with them.

He cheapskates his guns and they are piss quality and pretty much weak at self-defending Rick’s lard body. Even that Temu-quality muzzle brake gives up on him. Nice try calling himself a gun enthusiast whilst owning bogus pistols and call it a day.

 

[AnOminous]

He cheapskates his guns and they are piss quality and pretty much weak at self-defending Rick’s lard body. Even that Temu-quality muzzle brake gives up on him. Nice try calling himself a gun enthusiast whilst owning bogus pistols and call it a day.

I hope at some point he has to use his guns against someone who a) has real guns not made of chinesium and b) knows how to use them.