DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM

Spoiler: Foot fetish shit

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"walked on my toes my entire life"
lmao, thanks for confirming that you're literally autistic

 

[PenskeMaterial]

"walked on my toes my entire life"
lmao, thanks for confirming that you're literally autistic
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https://youtu.be/IHMaSMUjbHA?t=12461

3:27:41

 

[FamicomGorby]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM

Spoiler: Foot fetish shit

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100% pushing fat up. He sits on his ass nearly six days a week straight, his leg muscle definition is probably on par with someone in a wheelchair.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM

Spoiler: Foot fetish shit

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A gentle ripotse, from his super-awesome-gamer-pc setup. The only giant thing I'm seeing is that bald spot.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

I thought this guy was LARPing when I first saw him a few weeks back, but he's been incessant today in particular. If this is the average DSP fan in 2024, we're in the dark times.
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Falling in love with pixels into incel manifesto true combo

 

[Coke Zero]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM

Spoiler: Foot fetish shit

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I dont understand the pig's logic here- he doesn't even lift but he's trying to brag that he doesn't skip leg day? You skip the gym entirely, every day. You skip leg day, chest day, back day, shoulder day, cardio day, and every other day. You literally don't lift.

Also it's generally known leg day is mostly referring to quads and glutes. Sure you can also target calves but no one would see leg day and think to brag about their calves first.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

A gentle ripotse, from his super-awesome-gamer-pc setup. The only giant thing I'm seeing is that bald spot.

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Im actually gonna play devils advocate here and say that his calves aren’t bad at all for someone who is an out of shape sheltered hermit. By no means exceptional but not nearly as atrophied as you’d expect.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I thought this guy was LARPing when I first saw him a few weeks back, but he's been incessant today in particular. If this is the average DSP fan in 2024, we're in the dark times.
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That's just an attention seeking whore, the real comedy will always be in Kirk to me, I just love how unapologetic he is about his racism, and how retarded he is in sharing it with phil.

"You put that LTG monkey in his place" 5 dollar super is going to stay rent free in my head for a while

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

So Phil is now in his anual LTG obsession:

 

[San Dimas High School]

Im actually gonna play devils advocate here and say that his calves aren’t bad at all for someone who is an out of shape sheltered hermit. By no means exceptional but not nearly as atrophied as you’d expect.

That and he doesn't usually clap back like this when he's accused of lying. Did he say why he walks on his toes all day? What a weirdo.

I'm getting flashbacks of the great prosthetic leg debate.

 

[RX-0 Unicorn]

What would be the chances of Philbert getting an official tism diagnosis and going down the Cobes route of "Leave me alone I'm autistic"

 

[detractorzer0]

Im actually gonna play devils advocate here and say that his calves aren’t bad at all for someone who is an out of shape sheltered hermit. By no means exceptional but not nearly as atrophied as you’d expect.

Calves are very much dependent on genetics. It's very hard to work your way to bigger calves. Check out the legs on any pro bicyclist. They don't have big calves, they're well defined. They're thighs are insane though. Like cartoonish levels of big.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I caught up with DSP trying to gaslight Joon the King into believing his BS, and I've never laughed harder! He tries so hard to get Joon to understand his completely paranoid mindset and Joon just ends up getting confused. Meanwhile, DSP tries so hard to glaze Joon and his content when he's been talking shit about it. It's like watching that bug alien from Men in Black try to strike a normal conversation with a human being, but he doesn't get it, so he just nods and stares at the screen. It's so fucking funny!

"I thought I was going to apologize for lying on his show, and he was going to apologize for the follow up where he basically made a lot of money from my detractors and we were gonna be cool!" Phil you fucking brainlet, how the fuck was Craig supposed to apologize for something he didn't do yet? By the time he was taking donos and trolling you, you already hung up the call on him like a pussy. He tried to make peace with you and you shat on that, so of course he's not going to give a fuck about you from that point after! Like, why the fuck was he shocked!? Phil told Craig to go fuck himself!

This really shows Phil for who he is without KC glazing him. He's just this awkward shell of a man with absolutely no charisma who folds against any and all opposition when directly confronted. I have no idea what he was thinking, here. Another L fucking L for Phil Burnell LMAO

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I caught up with DSP trying to gaslight Joon the King into believing his BS, and I've never laughed harder! He tries so hard to get Joon to understand his completely paranoid mindset and Joon just ends up getting confused. Meanwhile, DSP tries so hard to glaze Joon and his content when he's been talking shit about it. It's like watching that bug alien from Men in Black try to strike a normal conversation with a human being, but he doesn't get it, so he just nods and stares at the screen. It's so fucking funny!

"I thought I was going to apologize for lying on his show, and he was going to apologize for the follow up where he basically made a lot of money from my detractors and we were gonna be cool!" Phil you fucking brainlet, how the fuck was Craig supposed to apologize for something he didn't do yet? By the time he was taking donos and trolling you, you already hung up the call on him like a pussy. He tried to make peace with you and you shat on that, so of course he's not going to give a fuck about you from that point after! Like, why the fuck was he shocked!? Phil told Craig to go fuck himself!

This really shows Phil for who he is without KC glazing him. He's just this awkward shell of a man with absolutely no charisma who folds against any and all opposition when directly confronted. I have no idea what he was thinking, here. Another L fucking L for Phil Burnell LMAO

I think you're getting confused. From what I remember, the timeline goes

* Phil goes to Sidescrollers on the interview he claimed was supposed to clear the air once and for all, even though Phil later admits he was lying the whole time
* Craig and Adam both completely go off the internet after 5 hours of Phil trying to give the most bullshit excuses
* Craig doesn't check his email for 23 hours, even though Phil didn't say he was going to send proof of his WWEC account, only that he had to consider it
- Which didn't matter, because as Keemstar said, if he didn't send proof right there, many would believe he faked evidence
- Which didn't matter because according to Phil, he sold DownFromTheRafters years ago anyway
* Craig and Adam both go back to do their show
* They read the superchats they received during the interview
* They also admit they didn't believe a word Phil said, something they also said during the interview
* Since they betrayed him, Phil decided not to send any proof, but you have to trust he was totally going to
- Even though it wouldn't make any sense for Phil to not prove to Craig he was telling the truth, unless he wasn't
* Phil wanted to be a regular on the show, but Craig told him they needed some time because he was disappointed in just how full of shit Phil was and how Phil basically wasted 5 hours trying to sell a narrative that only a retard would believe, essentially disrespecting their show since they would have to sell a lie and then deal with the consequences after it gets exposed
* Craig eventually tells Phil they can have him again, but Phil declines and goes on a year-long rant about how they were detractors all along
* Craig goes to Phil's copecast a year later
* Phil demands an apology from Craig for not checking his email for 23 hours
* Phil won't apologize for lying, because according to him, lying is still an answer, you not agreeing with it is irrelevant, therefore he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct

Sound good?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Calves are very much dependent on genetics. It's very hard to work your way to bigger calves. Check out the legs on any pro bicyclist. They don't have big calves, they're well defined. They're thighs are insane though. Like cartoonish levels of big.

Same with marathon runners.

 

[BlastMonk]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM

Spoiler: Foot fetish shit

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Yeah calf isn't even tensed and being pushed up whatever. But can someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with his big toe. It looks like a filter malfunction, or like a little tug would tear most of the skin right off

 

[Nate Dingus]

DSP keeps making a retarded Barbara Walters analogy, saying that if Walters interviewed Trump or someone that she'd have to let him lie and then let the audience decide for themselves.

Therefore Craig shouldn't have called Phil out on his bullshit. I'd never seen a Waters interview, but I looked her up and here she is ball-busting Trump back in 1990.

And from what I can tell, her whole schtick is pressing her guests. She's way more rude than Craig was.

So I wondering where he even came up with this idea, or if it's just gin soaked memories of hearing the TV in the Burnell residence.

 

[Vesce]

I've recently started following dsp as a lolcow. Does anyone have references (videos, tweets, livestreams, discord leaks, etc) for how weirdly dsp treats his Dents.

Similarly to the BITE model; behavior control, information control, thought control, emotional control, etc. I've been watching the 'to catch a paypig' videos and want to know more / get my hands on the primary sources.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

This was my personal favorite, it was extremely funny to watch happen live at the time, especially knowing that the 'DJRuno' on his forum was a fake. Just a masterpiece of trolling mixed with an all-time narc meltdown on someone who, to that point, had been one of his most loyal fans (DJRuno is now a detractor, obviously)

 

[PieceofShet]

This new faked streak brings out the worst of him. Could you imagine how worse this would be if the KC tards not go on a long holiday?

 

[Lord_Point]

I'm curious if we can cross reference this leg with the fake leg he showed a while ago to see if that was a real one or not

https://youtu.be/Fti6AzPl4-8?t=159

Doesn't look like you could conclude much between the two pictures and he does claim the prop foot is "swollen" because of the lack of healing Seattle air or something. Still a weird as fuck video, the dude either grab a prop leg or is unnaturally flexible.