"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Null said:
they don't make something more sanitary ends like foodsafe silicon? that's clearly just a floor mop from walmart, I can't imagine you can clean it properly.
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"Jackson Grills" makes a Grill Baster
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
For the news segment, the federal government, through the National Labor Relations Board, has ruled the Starbucks illegally shut down two locations. They must now reopen those two locations and staff them with union cucks.
https://cornellsun.com/2024/09/14/breaking-nlrb-orders-starbucks-to-reopen-two-closed-ithaca-locations/ https://archive.ph/hWtZj
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Let's see how this survives the whole abolition of Chevron deference thing.
Drama Fan said:
It seems Galaxy Gas, LLC the Georgia company that's been selling flavored Nitrous Oxide for retards to kill their nervous systems with was shut down over a week ago.
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Good. While I'm not particularly concerned with people selling nitrous itself, this was apparently a pretty slimy company even as such dope merchants go.
 
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KateHikes14 said:
Watched the gumroad, kiwi fruits taste way better with the skin on. Texture I get, it may be a hard sell for some, but it's basically a whole other actually good fruit if you eat it with the skin.
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I'd be wary since the skin has so much fuzz, seems like it would be hard to wash well, but maybe the hairs can be scrubbed off.
 
KateHikes14 said:
People's hands have longer hairs than the ones on kiwis and they manage to wash them just fine.
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Shorter hairs work more like velcro, but people's hands aren't also attached to squishy internal fruit you can't squeeze or rub too hard. Doubt it's an issue if it's actually washed, definitely wouldn't eat velcro fruit skin raw though lol
 
KateHikes14 said:
Watched the gumroad, kiwi fruits taste way better with the skin on. Texture I get, it may be a hard sell for some, but it's basically a whole other actually good fruit if you eat it with the skin.
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
I'd be wary since the skin has so much fuzz, seems like it would be hard to wash well, but maybe the hairs can be scrubbed off.
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When I was eating KiwiFruits I'd scrub off the fuzz with a brush. The other thing with eating them skin on is they had to be really ripe, bordering on overripe, otherwise the skin was a bit bitter.
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
Steam games have been easily cracked for over a decade. There is literally nothing stopping you from buying a game on steam (or just pirating shit) and cracking it yourself with a premade program, other than the fact that somebody already did day one. You are claiming ownership and preservation while talking about how you had to buck break the fuck out of your consoles (also the PS3 and Wii did not require you to pay for internet)

Losing your shit and calling me a redditor is just bizarre. It's like I'm talking to the dude who didn't realize WWII was over for 30 years but with the mid 2000s console wars. Every version of every game I have ever played on PC is sitting within arms reach. The ones on steam I can make DRM free in about 20 minutes. Whether or not Steam exists anymore. The rest I've preserved you know, saving them.

Literally the only downside to this is that you can't sell pokemon emerald to some rube for $300 and that the emulator scene is full of trannies.
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And I said the moment you start talking about piracy you're on an another argument totally, because everything you said applies to consoles wholesale. Except I don't need to worry about patches, fan mods, windows versions and whatnot because shit just works, and unless it's a fan restoration project the console version is usually the superior version

FrogMinutes said:
I strongly suggest you look into the C-bomb controversy
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I remember this, but are you sure about the disc based versions as well? I thought this only concerned digital versions?

FrogMinutes said:
in short mod your consoles and never trust any company, pirate everything even the stuff you own, or you'll get fucked in the ass like with alan wake
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Absofuckinglutely my man
 
Out of a morbid (and very stupid) curiosity I tried a tiny spoon of corn starch. It made this sickening squeak in my mouth and then turned into an awful paste, which I spit out. I can't understate the awful shiver down my spine when that happened. Maybe it produces da chip in yo mouf and das why Black peepo like it.

Never say I don't do anything for this website god damn it.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Out of a morbid (and very stupid) curiosity I tried a tiny spoon of corn starch. It made this sickening squeak in my mouth and then turned into an awful paste, which I spit out. I can't understate the awful shiver down my spine when that happened. Maybe it produces da chip in yo mouf and das why Black peepo like it.

Never say I don't do anything for this website god damn it.
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I want to know how it's passed from nig to nog; like does someone complain about something and their neighbor is like, "sheeeeit, nigga, I gots what you need, you need some CORN STARCH."
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I want to know how it's passed from nig to nog; like does someone complain about something and their neighbor is like, "sheeeeit, nigga, I gots what you need, you need some CORN STARCH."
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Like all nig habits the CIA waterboards and tortures them for weeks at a time, and because black don't crack, that yields no fruit. CIA then threatens to murder an innocent man which is a bridge too far, so they relent, trying a tiny morsel. CIA then kills the big guy (UUUU) anyways out of spite, and each subsequent bite of cornstarch bears a new bitter flavor, like all the things shaniqua knows that the innocent man will never get to do or experience, condensed into a crunchy 400 calorie per 100 gram snack.
 
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Muppetstudios said:
New cartoon from America's greatest artist just dropped

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In this episode of Jolly Biscuit, Thomas the abortion survivor uncovers sinister Chinese curse to turn Americans gay. In an Oedipal turn of fate he ends up releasing it on innocent and unsuspecting boomers, who seem affected by it at random

This is a coded dog whistle about the China virus, another terrific act of subversive chudposting from Mr Biscuit
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
SHUT THE HELL UP NERDS! NEW CARDPOSTING VIDEO DROPPED!
I get a very warm and cozy feeling hearing his "Hello there" intro. :heart-full:
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For me, it's the eyes. They're too wide, but not outright sanpaku eyes. The constant looking to his left as though he doesn't know his own script. The thick bruteness of his eyebrows, and visible ginger lashes. Even if I wanted to take his material seriously, how could I with the way he reads it, looking the way he does. :story:

Card, you are the soyboi
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Muppetstudios said:
New cartoon from America's greatest artist just dropped
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WUB WUB WUB WUB
 
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
I absolutely don't get the rubber band joke at the end either, this one is extra loony
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I'm thinking he was taking his monthly shower and having one of those arguments in his head against Republicans and he thought something about rubber bands was an absolute kill shot.

He unfortunately forgot to clue the reader in on what the fuck he was going on about.
 
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