MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

[Burd Turglar]

Calling the goy slop in a box here, food, is a real fucking stretch.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Man, fuck lunchables. When I was a kid I ate a lunchable that had tainted cheese and it fucked me up for like a month. Never had another one after that. Can't even imagine how bad the Youtuber equivelent will be.

 

[Drama Trauma]

They really just selling a brand and not a product...

 

[Coolio55]

Man, fuck lunchables. When I was a kid I ate a lunchable that had tainted cheese and it fucked me up for like a month. Never had another one after that. Can't even imagine how bad the Youtuber equivelent will be.

Oh boy! Kids getting their insides rearranged by parasites!

I could be talking about the product or the brand owners. "Art" imitating its creator.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The fact he continually works with Logan Paul of all people is enough to dislike him, even if he wasn't doing crazy stuff behind the scenes. No normal person would willingly collab with a scumbag like Paul once, let alone multiple times.

Kind of surprised Logan hasn’t tried to get Jimmy to go into the crypto game.

Let's see, which product would I buy? Lunchables, a long standing product that is tasty but full of chemical filler and is a rip off for what you can get, or Lunchly, the same thing but will somehow taste much worse and cost double the price of Lunchables?

To answer your question with another question: how much do you hate yourself?

 

[Breadbassket]

They really just selling a brand and not a product...

It's all just a vehicle to get kids to eat more chocolate and gulp down more energy drinks. Speaking of which wasn't Prime supposed to not be for children?

 

[ENDTOPII]

Dunno if it's been posted yet but Mr. Beast announced a new product called 'Lunchly', a direct competitor to Lunchables. He's working with KSI and Logan Paul on said product. Dude's really trying his hardest to make people move on from the allegations and controversies—which isn't working, of course.

Additional link that talks a bit more about the product. They're apparently planning to sell them at Kroger's and Albertson's.

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If people had any doubts about the feastables and his "healthier" meme shit he threw around, I hope this is the final nail in the coffin. It's kinda odd that he, who allegedly also has Crohn's disease would push something so fucked, and associated with Prime of all the Youtuber slop as well!?

Fuck it, I'm going to subscribe to Bigbunjeeeeee's idea of him unironically being an industry plant that got astroturfed by Youtube really early on, there is no way retards like this keeps chugging along without any hits to their brands... meanwhile if you say the n-word you get your whole channel nuked within an hour.

 

[Sugriva]

Please do not give energy drinks to your kids.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Funny how all these freaks constantly target kids. Not an ambiguous product like the chocolate, but directly aimed at kids. I got an advertisement for Mr Beast toys or something a day or two ago as well.

I'm not sure about Logan Paul or KSI but I'm more than certain that Jimmy is a pedo at this point. He should've stepped away from marketing towards children for a little while but just like pedos do, they double down on how they should keep doing what they're doing.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Doesn't prime have a non energy drink version? Still trash but it's on the level of Gatorade.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

Dunno if it's been posted yet but Mr. Beast announced a new product called 'Lunchly', a direct competitor to Lunchables. He's working with KSI and Logan Paul on said product. Dude's really trying his hardest to make people move on from the allegations and controversies—which isn't working, of course.

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What does Dexerto mean by 'a variant of food'?

 

[stupid frog]

Kids will 100% be given these.

It also says to only drink 1 a day on the bottle.

 

[Google.com]

Please do not give energy drinks to your kids.

But Prime.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Funny how all these freaks constantly target kids. Not an ambiguous product like the chocolate, but directly aimed at kids. I got an advertisement for Mr Beast toys or something a day or two ago as well.

I'm not sure about Logan Paul or KSI but I'm more than certain that Jimmy is a pedo at this point. He should've stepped away from marketing towards children for a little while but just like pedos do, they double down on how they should keep doing what they're doing.

This is more about kids being an extremely lucrative market and the main consumers of his content than a sexual thing I think. Who else consumes his content?

 

[RU486]

Babe, you haven't touched your influencer-endorsed, pre-packaged, slop box. What's wrong? Did Mr Beast not read your $200 superchat?

 

[quisquiliae]

Doesn't prime have a non energy drink version? Still trash but it's on the level of Gatorade.

Prime even sucks as a sports drink. It's all Potassium and no sodium, you know like what is actually lost in sweat. I'm pretty sure they're meant for a sedentary audience.

 

[keke]

Fun fact, those lunch things are nutritional garbage and back when people gave a shit about stuff besides politics, there was much hubbub over childhood obesity about processed shit like this. They did studies with parents prior to launching the pizza ones, who rated them like shit because they taste like crap. However, children are so braindead, that when they tested the product on them, just the idea of pizza made them rate it super high, no matter the taste. As fucked as lunchables are, they made their market and swept up, this is just a lame rip-off. Logan Paul’s beaming grin because he’s farming little kids for money. So gross.

It’s not that surprising, just further flies in the face of his pathetic media tour about how he wants to create healthier options for kids. Especially now he tweaked his candy bar ingredients to be even more calorific and unhealthy.

People feeding this to their kids need shot with rock salt.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

Kind of surprised Logan hasn’t tried to get Jimmy to go into the crypto game.

Wouldn't be surprised if he really wants too but is being held back by another 'media manager' and the normies' perception of him if he was to do so. Remember when his old manager claimed how Jimbo was itching to do the same with those gambling sites, Ricegum and the Paul brothers shilled in 2017~2018?

Kids will 100% be given these.

It also says to only drink 1 a day on the bottle.

Children in US schools are already being fed high salt shit slop from the school cafeteria and packaged food galore. I don't think the 'tards' are going to include a large, standard serving of Prime; but adding it in there is still asking for a young child to be salt poisoned because of the electrolytes.

But who am I to care, I doubt the FDA will care until that happens.

Apparently there are 400mg of electrolytes (sodium lol) in a box of these shitboxes. Only point these cunts hold to their product and even then it's a retarded claim. The rest is just OUR PACKAGING IS BOLD AND FLAOURFUL. According to whom? These cunts ofc.

https://lunchly.com/pages/us-vs-them

 

[Rob Wolchek]

Can't wait to read the ingredient list of this slop and not understand half the shit I'm reading. That's how you know it's good for you!

 

[Random Internet Person]

If people had any doubts about the feastables and his "healthier" meme shit he threw around, I hope this is the final nail in the coffin. It's kinda odd that he, who allegedly also has Crohn's disease would push something so fucked, and associated with Prime of all the Youtuber slop as well!?

Fuck it, I'm going to subscribe to Bigbunjeeeeee's idea of him unironically being an industry plant that got astroturfed by Youtube really early on, there is no way retards like this keeps chugging along without any hits to their brands... meanwhile if you say the n-word you get your whole channel nuked within an hour.

Fun fact, those lunch things are nutritional garbage and back when people gave a shit about stuff besides politics, there was much hubbub over childhood obesity about processed shit like this. They did studies with parents prior to launching the pizza ones, who rated them like shit because they taste like crap. However, children are so braindead, that when they tested the product on them, just the idea of pizza made them rate it super high, no matter the taste. As fucked as lunchables are, they made their market and swept up, this is just a lame rip-off. Logan Paul’s beaming grin because he’s farming little kids for money. So gross.

It’s not that surprising, just further flies in the face of his pathetic media tour about how he wants to create healthier options for kids. Especially now he tweaked his candy bar ingredients to be even more calorific and unhealthy.

People feeding this to their kids need shot with rock salt.

Jimmy is aiming for kids with his food. And people who are really, really, really broke. Let’s see how long it takes before it’s sold at gas stations without the drink.