DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil reads an hilarious message in his chat

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What do you think this ZERO dollar interaction turns into?

Spoiler: "Every single fucking person who streams is an e-beggar, so shut the fuck up."

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Spoiler: At least I'm not scamming people on twitter!

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Btw I'm pretty sure he is talking about that one time he himself tweeted to a scam giveaway on twitter like a retard

Spoiler: What I do with the money retarded people give me is my business.

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Spoiler: DSP's Content is better than Taylor Swift(?)

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Spoiler: Baited further I guess, Taylor Swift is rent free

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He’s an old man that’s upset he can’t be as famous as swift. Taylor actually practice, creator her own songs, and put in the effort into her work. Phil plays video games (low effort “content”), cries about not getting enough money, and is too old to pull off the “I’m a gamer, dood” mentality bullshit.
Okay Phil, you’re old. Too old to make it as a streamer. People will donate more to someone under 40 am not someone who’s cries all the time.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I think the reality of how poorly his interviews went is slowly settling in. His smugness is slowly withering away and now we are getting full coping faggot meltdowns.

We aren’t even to the good stuff yet. He’s spending two grand on WWEC over the weekend, so be prepared for a full “my one tire was stolen” beg-situation-type-deal when people question why he hasn’t fixed his house like he stated.

We’re about to see a begging arc like we’ve yet to witness. When the casino fags are back we are going to see some shit.

Let the games begin.

Edit: words

 

[arrivefriday]

This calves autism is just about the most retarded shit I've seen him engage with, you're 42 dude stop, this shit is so embarrassing its hard to fucking watch

 

[dent_whisperer]

So Phil now expect that his dents:
- Pay three subscription for three different channels.
- Give him at least $150 two times a day.
- Give him gifts via Throne.
- Buy this shit merch.

He keep finding ways to milk his dents dry.

Tbh if the dents are to willing to waste their money on that trash I hope Phil drives every single one of them, except Jayde, to bankruptcy and or homelessness.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I watched the shit that went into that Eras tour, I am not the biggest Taylor fan but the effort she put into that show was like Michael Jackson level. I understand why it did gangbusters christ it was 152 3 hour+ shows in 18 months and was transcontinental.

Phil over 18 months you left your house 72 times...

@dent_whisperer Jayde actually protested very early on and left, Jayde may be leaving the snortex. We can hope.

 

[San Dimas High School]

This calves autism is just about the most retarded shit I've seen him engage with, you're 42 dude stop, this shit is so embarrassing its hard to fucking watch

What's pathetic about it to me isn't the sperging about the calves themselves but that he's desperately trying to stir up drama. He has no idea what he's doing, just like trying to rile up LTG. It's just so fuckin stupid, even the best case scenario for him he gets an interview with Dale and he gets to dunk on someone who made a single tweet about his legs. Cool. No one cares about an interview with Dale and no one cares if he dunks on a tweet. And neither of those things are happening anyway so it's just doubly stupid.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

What would be the chances of Philbert getting an official tism diagnosis and going down the Cobes route of "Leave me alone I'm autistic"

I mean, we’ve already had “muh depression” and “I’m an alcoholic”. Why not go for the hat trick?

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

I watched the shit that went into that Eras tour, I am not the biggest Taylor fan but the effort she put into that show was like Michael Jackson level. I understand why it did gangbusters christ it was 152 3 hour+ shows in 18 months and was transcontinental.

Phil over 18 months you left your house 72 times...

@dent_whisperer Jayde actually protested very early on and left, Jayde may be leaving the snortex. We can hope.

Yeah agreed even if Taylor lipsyncs and dances and sings terribly it's still a massive undertaking

 

[blahblahblah678]

I watched the shit that went into that Eras tour, I am not the biggest Taylor fan but the effort she put into that show was like Michael Jackson level. I understand why it did gangbusters christ it was 152 3 hour+ shows in 18 months and was transcontinental.

Co-sign. I’m not a Swiftie by any means, but I ended up being part of a family vacation to Poland that was planned around the Taylor Swift concerts there. Tickets in the nose bleeds last minute were much cheaper than seeing her in the States, so I decided to go. Her fans ate that shit up, so from an anthropological perspective, it was a worthwhile experience.

Phil could only dream of having 65,000 people singing all his shitty prestream mixes for 3+ hours.

 

[Punished Derich]

I mean, if you look at it from a certain angle, detractors are comparable to swifties in this space

 

[Iron Hamster]

Calves aren't huge,

Regardless, there's someone just down the hall with bigger.

Back when he was a kid, they weren't really screening for autism like they do now,

Yeah. ADHD was all the rage

Hey Phil, I do over 100 push-ups a day, on top of working out. My pecs jiggle when I run because there's muscle there.

Your tits jiggle because you have gynecomastia because you're a lazy fatass.

It's mindboggling that he can't fathom there are people who actually do work out.

begging octopus.

So................................begtopus.

 

[Digger10]

I stand corrected, he stayed late and begged hardcore because it was "part of the game"... ffs I swear we're so close to a Scorn rant part 2

Sorry for being a Latercomer Lucy, but what was the scorn rant? Summarize it, so I don't have to subject myself to anymore of Phil than I choose to.

 

[Smokeski]

Sorry for being a Latercomer Lucy, but what was the scorn rant? Summarize it, so I don't have to subject myself to anymore of Phil than I choose to.

aggressive begging, the dents didnt pony up the money he stayed late to play. in case you want to know

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Begging is "part of the game" and yet every other streamer I've ever watched has never once asked people to give them anything. Weird.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’m so glad a few of you prefaced that you’re not actual Taylor Swift fans because I would have bullied the shit out of you on the playground after lunch.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I really don’t know what’s up with Phil using an absurd and unknown fact to try and explain something that ends up actually explaining why he’s such a retarded weirdo

The “I have amazing calves because Ive been walking on my toes my whole life” is the same as when he said “I have weak lungs because my mom smoked when she was pregnant with me”

These are not things you would admit publicly if you were an actual human, but Phil is a weird alien so I’m expecting within the next few years that he explains the oddly shaped head thing by saying it’s because his mom dropped him as a baby or because his parents are related

It’s also hilarious to see a clip of him saying detractors created his begging and he never begged before they attacked him with false copyright strikes and whatever. One of the first lore pieces about his actual YouTube career is him losing ads because he plainly said to click on the ads. Dude has always been a beggar at his core, but it is true that he at least used to do it less when he was rolling in the dough of early YouTube, but he still did it

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Taylor swift is just like Phil fr fr fr

 

[Self Felted Felt]

aggressive begging, the dents didnt pony up the money he stayed late to play. in case you want to know

I stayed late for you guys, and ultimately, it amounted to nothing.

 

[johnkimble123]

It’s also hilarious to see a clip of him saying detractors created his begging and he never begged before they attacked him with false copyright strikes and whatever. One of the first lore pieces about his actual YouTube career is him losing ads because he plainly said to click on the ads. Dude has always been a beggar at his core, but it is true that he at least used to do it less when he was rolling in the dough of early YouTube, but he still did it

Did detractors spend the half million he made in his early Youtube career when ad revenue was inflated?

Like his bitching about this makes no sense, since anything pre 2020 was cleared other than mortgage (bought on his own), car (same), and taxes (based on your own income and he was too fucking stupid to pay). Nobody forced him not to network for 20 years and now has no other revenue source than retarded people and incels.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

It's not begging. It's advertisement .