Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

 
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Patrick appears to make a joke admitting that he is depressed. Very unusual for him to admit to any weakness.

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Dozens and dozens of replies to Kyle Tomlinson and Bert Bertlinson going back to Norm 11 in the past hour.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Think you got your cases the wrong way round there.
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I meant the best case for him accomplishing his mission in this theoretical scenario.
AnOminous said:
Technically he didn't flunk out. I think they let him graduate just not to have to put up with him any more despite his failing GPA.
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American public school districts, especially underfunded ones, are continually pushed to pass failing students. They are told that they must allow students to revise missed/failed assignments up to 100%. They are told that they are not allowed to give students anything lower than a 60%, even if they never show up to class. They are told to put failing students in summer "credit recovery" programs where they spend a month dicking around and get to recover their grades up to 100%. What is this all done in service of? Fuck if I know, but the point is that American public schools are bullshit and Pat probably only passed because of that.
 
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Heavy Galaxy said:
He thinks the tight fit makes him look svelte and accentuates his muscles instead of making him look like a giant toddler
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I think he's actually proud of those fat tits. They give him an edge against women (who are most easily able to make him seethe something fierce), they're something of an admission token into those groups he considers himself an ally of, and if he really needs a drink and Nikki's mom won't front him a $20, he can offer a back alley titfuck to someone for cash.
Beavis said:
Pat buys size 40 jeans and sews on a label from a size 34.
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Wrong as always, child. Size 40 was 3 years ago. It's 44-46 now. Enjoy prison.
 
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Heavy Galaxy said:
He thinks the tight fit makes him look svelte and accentuates his muscles instead of making him look like a giant toddler
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It's European cut shitty merch slogan shirts, child, sorry you're so stupid.

They appear to be of superior quality though, that's some tensile strength right there, could probably build a space elevator out of that fabric, maybe even to the plane of the eclectic.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
Who is a bigger piece of shit and doesn't deserve existence: Moviebob or Pigrick? I don't know that many cows but among the big ones I absolutely loathe these two the most. The way they demonize people on the other end of political spectrum while being such huge veritable losers is so annoying.
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Both are cucks, having similar obsession towards sci-fi, in Democratic brainrot, TDS, male feminism, same level of internet retardation, being the rustiest tools in the shed; but to me, Rick is the toughest of the tough guys.
Piggertits can be more feral than MovieBob alone through his undying crusade of executing stalker children, sending rape threats, being a real tough guy that can spoonfed you your broken tooth, and the many more hilarity this sad little piggy can go further that MovieBob could not. But most importantly, Pigrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits and he refused to confront people like a coward he is, unless if he was talking to the baby children on Xitter.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
Who is a bigger piece of shit and doesn't deserve existence: Moviebob or Pigrick? I don't know that many cows but among the big ones I absolutely loathe these two the most. The way they demonize people on the other end of political spectrum while being such huge veritable losers is so annoying.
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Patrick, he was handed everything in life and still squandered it yet some how thinks it'll happen again. MovieBob at least tried his hand at making stuff even if it didn't work out as well as he had hoped. From writing for websites to his Youtube career and of course his book on Mario which is a better read than anything Patrick has write as it was at least a passion project. He's even keeping his website up to date.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
Who is a bigger piece of shit and doesn't deserve existence: Moviebob or Pigrick? I don't know that many cows but among the big ones I absolutely loathe these two the most. The way they demonize people on the other end of political spectrum while being such huge veritable losers is so annoying.
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Don't let it get to you. People like Patrick, in your own reality, are abstract concepts that will disappear the moment you click away from the thread. They aren't worth getting angry about because they may as well not exist.

Worth noting that even people who share Patrick's politics can't stand him. He makes enemies of even people who are actively trying to be close allies. His attempts at demonization of other people means nothing because, like all of his viewpoints, they're inherently hollow and founded on nothing. He "deserves existence" only so that he can live his miserable life to make us all laugh for years to come.
Cactuar King said:
Bob could become as entertaining as Rick if he suffered as many humiliations as our pig did. He hasn't been funny since Rinsey Erris called him a stalker (child).
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EugenicsBob is detestable for sure but he really doesn't get up to as many wacky hijinks as Patrick does. He had an initial burst of energy but metered out to the occasional stupid tweet after that, with an occasional banger here and there. If he had an onaforums style cult of people following him around and saying they'd fill his wife's vagina with nigger gas then maybe he would be more varied.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's so severely mentally ill he actually believes he isn't fat. After all he still "fits" into the same clothes he wore 20 years ago.
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I just assumed he’d like a disabled adult who refuses to wear new clothes because they feel weird and he stims out. You think Pat is the punch dry wall type or bite random shit type?
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
Who is a bigger piece of shit and doesn't deserve existence: Moviebob or Pigrick? I don't know that many cows but among the big ones I absolutely loathe these two the most. The way they demonize people on the other end of political spectrum while being such huge veritable losers is so annoying.
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>threatened to kill his daughter
>daughter abandoner
>might have killed Bernell Trammel
>might have swaTTed himself for attention and to sue the city
>and if he wasn't swaTTing himself he was putting his airBnB guests in danger by not informing them he's the most swaTTed man in the world
>feloniously fat
They don't make evil fat xitter addicts like they used to. They make them far, far worse. Which means protesting them is more important than ever.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I just assumed he’d like a disabled adult who refuses to wear new clothes because they feel weird and he stims out. You think Pat is the punch dry wall type or bite random shit type?
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I hope he's the punch dry wall and hit a stud because he wouldn't know where it was type.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
Who is a bigger piece of shit and doesn't deserve existence: Moviebob or Pigrick? I don't know that many cows but among the big ones I absolutely loathe these two the most. The way they demonize people on the other end of political spectrum while being such huge veritable losers is so annoying.
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Well, I joined the Farms because of Bob, but stayed because of Rick.
Rick is the more entertaining cow due to the pests and his pathological need to reply.
Bob is the worse person, tho. Where Fatirck is mostly just condescending as part of his "manly man" persona, Bob has fully gone down his own rabbit hole of genocide fantasies. The mask slips more every day, and while he'll claim that he wants all the mayo ghouls just out of the way, you can tell that the only thing that sends a tingle to his shrivelled dick is the thought of turning everything between LA and New York into glowing glass.
On the other hand, you gotta hand to Bob that he is not as much of a hypocrite as Pattycakes. He'll openly admit that he will apply double standards wherever he deems fit, and his classic "no bad tactic, only bad targets". As deeply unpleasant as he is, he at least has convictions.
Also, he did lose weight, something the Milwaukee Whale never managed.
 
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