Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[REGENDarySumanai]

She's collecting hand accessories like modern day leftist women are collecting mental illnesses. Pick an identity and commit to it. Jesus christ.

It's hard to pick an identity when you do not have an identity.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She's collecting hand accessories like modern day leftist women are collecting mental illnesses. Pick an identity and commit to it. Jesus christ.

And not one is a wedding ring. Least she has less accessories on her hands than she has STD's in her body so props to her I guess.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

And not one is a wedding ring. Least she has less accessories on her hands than she has STD's in her body so props to her I guess.

I figured it out.

She collects hand accessories/misc jewellery.
She collects STD's.
She collects tattoos.
She collects Twitter "hate" comments.

Hoarder is her identity. 20 years from now, she'll have collected cats and cat food.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Now I am curious. What will this uncover?

For one, her Poshmark account as @alyssa_mareeeee [archive]




Featuring a pic of her ex husband that she still hasn't deleted for some reason.

MEET YOUR POSHER - ALYSSA [archive]

Ciao everyone! My name is Alyssa and I’m a writer who lives in Queens, NY. I’ve lived abroad and love to travel, and I have farrrrr too many clothes. Help me get rid of them so I can justify traveling more to my husband (picture here), muhaha

 

[AnOminous]

For one, her Poshmark account as @alyssa_mareeeee [archive]

Alyssa MaREEEEE!

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Ciao everyone! My name is Alyssa and I’m a writer who lives in Queens, NY. I’ve lived abroad and love to travel, and I have farrrrr too many clothes. Help me get rid of them so I can justify traveling more to my husband (picture here), muhaha

Add clothes to the things she collects.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I've never seen a woman wearing so much stupid accessories at once, the only person who did this is Chris Chan who is a trans. (A)

Would it be over the line/over the top if we started putting out a narrative that she’s actually a tranny? I mean for fucks sake, look at her

 

[ChromaQuack]

Why Hasan? Is it cause of the audience or is it cause of TYT or is it something else? Hasan is a complete moron. She couldve gone with Ludwig or somebody else from Hollywood whos in general a lot more intelligent when it comes to handling things.

In fairness to Alyssa they are kindred in some way, both being soft, unthreatening faggots who talk an absolute boatload of smack, believe their newbie gym gains are imposing and fold at the first sign of trouble while crying to mama.

I mean, just look at this shit.

I, for one, fully support Alyssa in her turkroach cock chasing and wish her the best of luck, they are meant to be.

 

[Metamorpho]

I, for one, fully support Alyssa in her turkroach cock chasing and wish her the best of luck, they are meant to be.

Imagine all the lunacy that would cause.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Mark not giving you attention, Alyssa?

 

[Charnel Ground]

I, for one, fully support Alyssa in her turkroach cock chasing and wish her the best of luck, they are meant to be.

I don't see this happening. The most we're going to get out of this is an awkward selfie at Twitchcon after Alyssa accosts him acting like she knows him and saying "omg you need to have me on the show!" Hasan will be standing stock still and looking bored and Alyssa will be smiling her head off and posing as hard as she can. Hasan will forget about her immediately unless she decides to stalk him around the con, then he'll just wish he could forget her. Later on he'll privately laugh among his bros about how that weird Kotaku girl won't leave him alone.

They're both obnoxious retards who deserve the worst, but Hasan is way way way out of Alyssa's league in both economic class and conventional attractiveness and he would never pick her.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Mark not giving you attention, Alyssa?
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That's a hard 34. Maybe don't smash your drugged addled face into every wall you pass by and you could look better and not look like some aged out punk grandma looking to get back her "better years".

 

[AnOminous]

That's a hard 34. Maybe don't smash your drugged addled face into every wall you pass by and you could look better and not look like some aged out punk grandma looking to get back her "better years".

There's nothing punk rock about sucking corporate cock to the hilt.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Punk rock has always been a consumerist/corporate ideology from the get go. Makes sense this person would be obsessed with it. It's Disney with liberty spikes.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

There's nothing punk rock about sucking corporate cock to the hilt.

Ignore that part and just focus on the scab covered genitals, copious drug use and refusal to bathe.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Whether you think punk is

A) A particular aesthetic made up to sell Vivienne Westwood's designer clothes, featuring an experiential marketing rock band called The Sex Pistols.

or B) An anti-consumerist ethos driven by independent rock artists dealing in shock value and a distaste for mainstream aesthetics and ways of doing business.

Alyssa is neither. She is basically Forever 21 incarnate. She just slurps up whatever visuals or concepts trickled down far enough to reach suburban Long Island and regurgitates it.

 

[Darth Insanius]

Has anyone else noticed that every prominent figure involved in "Gamergate 2.0 Twitter and Friends" is middle-aged?

Alyssa is 34 years old
Airfagged/Dave Rivera is 36 years old
Grummz/Mark Kern/GCJ's Satan is fucking 56
The guy who made the SBIDetected group has a near twenty-year-old steam account which puts him in the 30s range at minimum
Like half of gamingcirclejerk is around the same age range as this guy

etc.

I expected the people getting into e-slapfights about idpol in vidya games would mainly be twenty-somethings with a decent fraction of early-30s manchildren but this entire scene that popped up after the SBID steam group got big is almost entirely millennials and couple of gen-xers on both sides. This is bizarre and incredibly sad as fuck to me that there is a disturbingly large amount of people spending their 30s/40s being chronically online, fighting over how video games that they will never even play are based/woke in order to make the wokefags/grifters seethe.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I remain convinced that Hasan would have no interest in Alyssa, and some evidence of that is how Alyssa has been tweeting at Hasan and responding to his tweets OFTEN since 2020 to try and get him to notice her and yet no success even though he's read one of her articles on stream before.




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I've been emailing your manager but no reply!

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Bonus: some blatant thirst from 2022 that very obviously went unanswered.



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[Darth Insanius]

I remain convinced that Hasan would have no interest in Alyssa, and some evidence of that is how Alyssa has been tweeting at Hasan and responding to his tweets OFTEN since 2020 to try and get him to notice her and yet no success even though he's read one of her articles on stream before.

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Her tweets towards hasan have the same energy as the hello neighbor devs begging matpat to make videos analyzing their shitty cartoon.

 

[Charnel Ground]

WOW okay glancing through tweets for the first time in a few weeks and this is AN IMPORTANT UPDATE.

As of 9/3/24 we have confirmation that Alyssa Mercante's fiancee Patrick has CUT THE MULLET.





What in the WORLD is this hairline???







SOMEHOW he looks MORE white trashy than before?




THE CRAZY ASS MULLET IS OFF HIS SKULL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.