Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goku 1000000 O]

Without any moral judgment attached to the statement, Nick absolutely one hundred percent completely came off as racist in that stream where he lied to Eric July’s face, & especially in the subsequent seven hour seethe-stream which followed. The one where Nick told the story of growing up poor & black in the ghetto. It’s where the moniker “white bread ass niggah“ was birthed, as it peeved Nick so fuckin’ hard to be called “white“ by his holy blackness (in Balldo’s mind) Eric July.

This is also where he shouted out that he's gay.

 

[Oh Darn]

Suggests Kiwifarms could also be the ones too as we have tried to cancel him unless I'm misreading what he's saying.

The only reason people know about this literal who is because @elb will occasionally clip him - no one outside of Nick cares that much about what you have to say, bro, promise

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I would argue that Nick's sexual interest in black men stems in part from his racist notions of black man as being wild animalistic Mandingos. In other words, Mutt's Law in the truest sense.

I've long speculated this is a result of Nick's lengthy history of porn addiction, particularly a perverse interest in interracial porn. His favorite porn star is Kenzie Reeves (a petite blonde who looks to be about 14-15), who does plenty of BLACKED scenes after all.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

MrSen clarified.

Not kiwifarms lol the commentary ppl or the balldo guards

I had thought I heard him say kiwi farms too. I am relistening now.

...he mentioned that someone posted something trying to smear him and cancel him that went nowhere at one point in time. I guess someone tried to use kiwifarms and other locations as a personal army and naturally failed.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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[thebigdream]

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ERMMMMMM EXCUSE ME YOUR HONOR, HOW DID OFFICER POMPLUN NOT REALISE THIS WAS AN EDITED VIDEO???

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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This is just a before and after image where the order is reversed.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I think Nick is too high on his own supply to take a plea. It would be so devastating to his ego he can't.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't really care about these -isms until I do. The biggest crime of Balldo's racism is none of it manages to be funny. Some even have hints of (often delusional) sincerity to it which is stupid. Has skelly ever made a funny joke that's based on often racist stereotypes? How about sexist or ableist ones? None. It's the usual lame non-sequitur garbage, women being yappy and fat or wheelchair and stairs. How fucking original. At that point, it's honestly funnier to just call him a racist skelly and watch him try to squirm and cope about it.
>I have one Black friend
Oh wait.

Remember where you are. Racist isn't exactly a life-canceling power word slur here. For greater impact, try Reddit.

You're missing the point. That's like saying swatting is allowed on Reddit when it shouldn't be. Balldo's attempts at racist humour are the unfunniest shit to ever escape his blowhole. Nobody is trying to cancel him, he does a better job at it than anyone.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The biggest crime of Balldo's racism is none of it manages to be funny.

He is lolcow funny, just not funny funny.

Him blasted on nose candy and drunk is the funniest he's ever been. Even that is a low bar.

 

[thebigdream]

Balldo's attempts at racist humour are the unfunniest shit to ever escape his blowhole. Nobody is trying to cancel him, he does a better job at it than anyone.

Nick activates the atrophied leftoid part of my brain whenever he's racist, it's always in such poor taste that I can't help but feel sorry for people he derides even if they deserve criticism. No one should be the butt of his 'jokes', that goes for Denny's-positive cops as much as anyone.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick activates the atrophied leftoid part of my brain whenever he's racist, it's always in such poor taste that I can't help but feel sorry for people he derides even if they deserve criticism. No one should be the butt of his 'jokes', that goes for Denny's-positive cops as much as anyone.

"It's like a black guy at a Denny's. He can't understand the menu because he can't read, so he looks around for his dad, but HIS DAD ISN'T THERE! ACK ACK!"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He is lolcow funny, just not funny funny.

Him blasted on nose candy and drunk is the funniest he's ever been. Even that is a low bar.

Anime.....suuucks...cope...and...Sneed...
(Repeat x6)

 

[Captain Manning]

MrSen clarified.

I had thought I heard him say kiwi farms too. I am relistening now.

...he mentioned that someone posted something trying to smear him and cancel him that went nowhere at one point in time. I guess someone tried to use kiwifarms and other locations as a personal army and naturally failed.

I can confirm Sen caught some flak from the Farms back during Weebwars. Back when Nick was considered a "friend of the site." Sen was an early critic of Rekieta, which kinda made him a natural target at that time.

But that was forever ago, and a lot of those same people are gone. I don't think most people here now even know who Sen is.

Obviously, the opinion here on Rekieta has shifted dramatically since 2019 too. And flagging shit is not something most Kiwis are known for. Flaggotry is faggotry.

If he got hit for content critical of Rekieta, it's most likely a Balldoguard from off-site. Possibly the same person or persons who hit elb earlier.

 

[AltisticRight]

He is lolcow funny, just not funny funny.

Him blasted on nose candy and drunk is the funniest he's ever been. Even that is a low bar.

He doesn't tell jokes, he is the joke.

This man is a massive fucking joke.
@Null this is one of the most posted PNG images that's not an emote. We need it. :smugnick:.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Are ya winning, Cuck?

Spoiler: Weirder versions

 

[demicolon]

Guyz, Biden took showers with his daughter, and all the 20-something "13 year old" honeypots always went away to take a shower before Chris Hanson arrives, and Nick both treats his own kids like shit, leaves them alone with cocaine, associates with self-confessed pedos and pedo defenders, and makes anal sex jokes about bedbound little girls soiling themselves...

Could it be Nick's genetic memory unconciously guides him to spend hours in the shower?
Is Nick the Quisatz Balldorach?

 

[Oxyjen]

"It's like a black guy at a Denny's. He can't understand the menu because he can't read, so he looks around for his dad, but HIS DAD ISN'T THERE! ACK ACK!"

This is unironically funnier and better paced than anything I’ve heard Nick try.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This man is a massive fucking joke.
@Null this is one of the most posted PNG images that's not an emote. We need it. :smugnick:.

I may be biased, but there are several Nick PNGs that deserve to be emotes. I think an entire Balldoverse emote section (à la Christory) would be glorious.
:furiousnick:
:sassydoritonick:

 

[thebigdream]

Guyz, Biden took showers with his daughter, and all the 20-something "13 year old" honeypots always went away to take a shower before Chris Hanson arrives, and Nick both treats his own kids like shit, leaves them alone with cocaine, associates with self-confessed pedos and pedo defenders, and makes anal sex jokes about bedbound little girls soiling themselves...

Could it be Nick's genetic memory unconciously guides him to spend hours in the shower?
Is Nick the Quisatz Balldorach?

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about