DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[strandedcastaway]

Phil's relentless stupidity hurts my brain. I'm almost seething.

 

[freund]

He doesn't need evidence of owning a trademark, what an idiot.

This guy needs to make sure that the logo's design is actually his (and not just another "Philamania"), given that the silhouettes of the letters seem unique due to the indented contour, so it should be possible to tell.

i'm genuinely fucking trash at this but i did a quick overlay at 50% opacity of philftw's design.
(added both designs above the overlay for clarity)

https://philfromthewarehouse.bandcamp.com/merch/philamania-sticker

in addition, philftw isn't lying about creating the "philamania" design (almost) 10 years ago. here's the bandcamp metadata for the sticker design.

pigpiggo had problems picking up "philamania" as a word. but assuming that his chat would hop onto the "meme" and parrot it like they usually do, here are the earliest mentions of the word "philamania" in his chat.
(these include twitch chatlogs as well)

 

[Philipp Amthor]

This video is so great. I haven't seen it yet here, but if so, punish me with alarm clocks.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

This video is so great. I haven't seen it yet here, but if so, punish me with alarm clocks.

I've been seeing this stuff all this evening. I think it's finally time to ask, what the fuck were Linda and Dave doing? Neither stopped to think "Gezz, he's got a flat head since we didn't give him any Tummy time, walks like a retard, acts like a retard, obsesses over stupid shit and time, has no friends, doesn't obey us, maybe we should go talk to a psychiatrist or see a doctor? Nah."

The last few days were clear evidence that they had their heads buried deep in the sand since they didn't give him the help he needed for VERY obvious signs.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Some guy telling Phil 'your legs are so jacked' has to be in the top 5 of things that never happened, lmao.

Also analyzing people's calf images was insane...ly gay.

 

[Pickle Man]

I've been seeing this stuff all this evening. I think it's finally time to ask, what the fuck were Linda and Dave doing? Neither stopped to think "Gezz, he's got a flat head since we didn't give him any Tummy time, walks like a retard, acts like a retard, obsesses over stupid shit and time, has no friends, doesn't obey us, maybe we should go talk to a psychiatrist or see a doctor? Nah."

The last few days were clear evidence that they had their heads buried deep in the sand since they didn't give him the help he needed for VERY obvious signs.

You have to remember that DSP was born in the same year as Chris-Chan. There wasn't that much research on austim unless you were fully retarded.

 

[Snortack623]

Phil is getting more unhinged its very enjoyable

 

[Dirty Harold]

"I have no reason for a muscled body. It would go to waste if I had it."

I think the detractors dont seem to understand what Phil is doing. We make fun of him for having gout or being a fat fuck and we all have our fun. In reality, Phil has optimized his body for playing videogames for eight hours a day followed by pulling for Hogans eight hours a day.
You may not realize it, you may not even like it, but Phil's body has been sculpted by the gods to be the perfect form required to play videogames and panhandle.
Phil is what the average human will look like after a million more years of evolution, and we look like mere troglodytes compared to him.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

i'm genuinely fucking trash at this but i did a quick overlay at 50% opacity of philftw's design.
(added both designs above the overlay for clarity)

https://philfromthewarehouse.bandcamp.com/merch/philamania-sticker

View attachment 6424336

in addition, philftw isn't lying about creating the "philamania" design (almost) 10 years ago. here's the bandcamp metadata for the sticker design.
View attachment 6424265

pigpiggo had problems picking up "philamania" as a word. but assuming that his chat would hop onto the "meme" and parrot it like they usually do, here are the earliest mentions of the word "philamania" in his chat.
(these include twitch chatlogs as well)
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Phil lies about something and says you can't prove otherwise. It gets proven otherwise within hours. Classic

 

[Snortack623]

"I have no reason for a muscled body. It would go to waste if I had it."

I think the detractors dont seem to understand what Phil is doing. We make fun of him for having gout or being a fat fuck and we all have our fun. In reality, Phil has optimized his body for playing videogames for eight hours a day followed by pulling for Hogans eight hours a day.
You may not realize it, you may not even like it, but Phil's body has been sculpted by the gods to be the perfect form required to play videogames and panhandle.
Phil is what the average human will look like after a million more years of evolution, and we look like mere troglodytes compared to him.

like a human sized thumb? Although the irony being his hands hurt after playing video games for 15 minutes .

 

[Self Felted Felt]

i'm genuinely fucking trash at this but i did a quick overlay at 50% opacity of philftw's design.
(added both designs above the overlay for clarity)

https://philfromthewarehouse.bandcamp.com/merch/philamania-sticker

View attachment 6424336

in addition, philftw isn't lying about creating the "philamania" design (almost) 10 years ago. here's the bandcamp metadata for the sticker design.
View attachment 6424265

pigpiggo had problems picking up "philamania" as a word. but assuming that his chat would hop onto the "meme" and parrot it like they usually do, here are the earliest mentions of the word "philamania" in his chat.
(these include twitch chatlogs as well)
View attachment 6424395

He'll DEFINITELY debunk you tomorrow with whatever this is... I pray that original creator takes him to court
Also, still doesn't get the leg day meme. This entire rant today only solidified the autistic thing

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Andy and PPP need to hurry back from their vacation and pick up their son already.

 

[#lurker]

Buff Burnell arc is now my favorite arc. I hope he continues.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

He'll DEFINITELY debunk you tomorrow with whatever this is... I pray that original creator takes him to court
Also, still doesn't get the leg day meme. This entire rant today only solidified the autistic thing

Remind me if I act like this as a 40 something year old man to immediately kill myself.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This might be the most unhinged 24hr period of DSP I have ever seen. Don't even really know what to say but this Philimania shit is just the icing on the cake. Like dude we both know you just lifted that from his website all he wanted was a shoutout.

Pumped for WWE Champions tonight!

 

[Stein Eleven]

He'll DEFINITELY debunk you tomorrow with whatever this is... I pray that original creator takes him to court
Also, still doesn't get the leg day meme. This entire rant today only solidified the autistic thing

"I ALWAYS SAVE MY RECEIPTS, BROTHER!" - Guy who never shows reciepts

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

"I have no reason for a muscled body. It would go to waste if I had it."

I think the detractors dont seem to understand what Phil is doing. We make fun of him for having gout or being a fat fuck and we all have our fun. In reality, Phil has optimized his body for playing videogames for eight hours a day followed by pulling for Hogans eight hours a day.
You may not realize it, you may not even like it, but Phil's body has been sculpted by the gods to be the perfect form required to play videogames and panhandle.
Phil is what the average human will look like after a million more years of evolution, and we look like mere troglodytes compared to him.

In other words, he became this.

Spoiler

These may have been posted somewhere in the sub forum before, but I don't feel like finding them

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

In other words, he became this.
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Spoiler

These may have been posted somewhere in the sub forum before, but I don't feel like finding them

I was literally just about to post this lmao. I remember seeing this a few years ago and thinking it was literally DSP(fr fr)

Terrifying model shows what avid gamers could look like in just 20 years

Researchers from OnlineCasino.ca have predicted what avid gamers could look like in just 20 years if they don’t change their habits

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Johnny Doxville]

He'll DEFINITELY debunk you tomorrow with whatever this is... I pray that original creator takes him to court
Also, still doesn't get the leg day meme. This entire rant today only solidified the autistic thing

Incredible, the debunk will be moral grandstanding as he has a message giving the guy the go ahead to sell stickers. It's pointless as either WWE or Hulk Hogan himself owns the license for that and DSP is too lazy and stupid to obtain permission

 

[johnkimble123]

Saw this compilation of Sunday night's begging... this might be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

If this is crushing the goals, I don't want to crush anything.