Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"I can bang [get pegged by] some young chicks in my cow costume, AND network with all of the mega-stars like Bowblax!"

Minor correction, even if we're speculating on his degeneracy, we at least should try to be somewhat accurate.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nicholas DeOrio claims that Dick Masterson/Dax did coke with Bowblax at Vidcon and that he initially believed that Bowblax subsequently became addicted to the drug as a result.

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It's very weird and funny how two people that got close to Juju the cow (Also known as Dax Herrera, a man that dresses as a cow and gets pegged) got addicted to coke. But I guess I am just an incel scandinavian prude that sees patterns.

Is it possible that "nose candy dealer" will be added aa subtitle to the thread?

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Was Ralph ever addicted to coke? I know that Warski was at the very least. Who else was in that infamous meet up photograph and addicted to coke? Because there may be a pattern with the coke addicts and a certian cow.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. Why is this?

ODD, its the same reason Null moved this very thread to food when people first started mocking Dick Masterson "How dare you tell me to disavow X" Thats what really pissed me off about how Josh talked with DSP, we all know Josh wouldn't disavow a pedo if everyone demanded he do it. The only reason Null hates cuties is because he determined it for himself, if someone else demanded he hate cuties he'd be Vito's cohost right now.

Mint & Riley were huge targets and Dick reflectively defended them, the same way he reflectively was the token conservative in his improv group just because he didn't want to be on the same side as everyone else. The Mint fiasco is also what caused the Simptexts to enter the public sphere too. so in a way defending the indefensible like Mint or Null is what caused his downfall

Who else was in that infamous meet up photograph?

Dick being an enabler and this internet sphere's drug dealer makes sense. Wasn't it @AnOminous who claimed Dick set up patreon as a way for his clients to pay for cocaine using credit cards and that's why he had a $50 tier at the beginning?

 

[AnOminous]

Dick being an enabler and this internet sphere's drug dealer makes sense. Wasn't it @AnOminous who claimed Dick set up patreon as a way for his clients to pay for cocaine using credit cards and that's why he had a $50 tier at the beginning?

Umm, no? Did I? I've always thought the "money laundering" shit that PPP kept jabbering about was bogus, or at least completely unfounded.

Diddler used sketchy chink banks, and maybe that triggered the cancellation of New Project 2 but I don't think there was ever anything remotely conclusive about the money laundering allegations. It's just something that fat PPP dude who exposed his asshole to the Internet said.

 

[Vibralldo]

Jesus, how many lives has Dax ruined at this point?

We were so close to a timeline where Josh flew to LA, I shudder to think what would have happened if covid didn't intervene.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Dick has always talked about buying and sometimes selling drugs, mostly stories from college. He’s also openly doing drugs all the time, this isn’t complicated.
As for money laundering, it’s complicated but for what it’s worth Maddox said that Dick has a history of shady money stuff.
Don’t really care, selling coke to your friends doesn’t mean you’re a kingpin I know a dude in a cement shack who manages to do that.

 

[genericwhitemale]

ODD, its the same reason Null moved this very thread to food when people first started mocking Dick Masterson "How dare you tell me to disavow X" Thats what really pissed me off about how Josh talked with DSP, we all know Josh wouldn't disavow a pedo if everyone demanded he do it. The only reason Null hates cuties is because he determined it for himself, if someone else demanded he hate cuties he'd be Vito's cohost right now.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

vito gets sick of being called a fat retard, starts banning superchatters and patreon members

But he's still ok with being called a pedo....
Thanks for the summary - I figured the drama was something gay and retarded.
I had no idea just how gay and retarded.

 

[SargonF00t]

Daxipad is childless, but is old enough to be Riley's father. It may be some surrogate parent thing going on here. It's been obvious that Riley views JuJu as a father figure for awhile now with his desperate need to get head pats from him. Maybe there is reciprocation involved here. If so, very embarrassing.

So Daddy Dax is where Riley got his micropenis from?

 

[jimmybags]

Was Ralph ever addicted to coke?

He did admit in his interview with Stardust that he had a coke addiction, and that’s why in his sex tape he made a huge sniff (which happened to coincide with him shoving his thumb up Faith’s asshole to get a helping of poo and brings it back behind the camera to his face, so you can decide what’s true and what isn’t).

 

[thebigdream]

I will give Dax one crumb of internet attention if he takes a hammer and does the needful to the Vitophile. Anything less and he might as well just not bother.

 

[Never Scored]

Riley gives him drugs and Mint gives him her holes. Vito does neither of that for Maddax. It’s that simple.

I don't believe for a second that Vito has not offered Dick his holes.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

What did juju mean by this?
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[Gorton Colu]

This shit is gay, JuJu.

This drama is even more phoned in and forced than your fake feud with Eric July.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

This drama is even more phoned in and forced than your fake feud with Eric July.

The feud with Eric July isn't exactly fake, but it is entirely one sided. Reminds me of when I was younger when one of my drunk friends got into a fist fight with a tree that "shit talked him".

 

[Gorton Colu]

The feud with Eric July isn't exactly fake, but it is entirely one sided. Reminds me of when I was younger when one of my drunk friends got into a fist fight with a tree that "shit talked him".

I mean it's fake in the sense that Daxipad doesn't care about July outside of giving him content, money, and attention to farm. If he genuinely gets into an actual feud with someone with clout, Eric will be forgotten in a heartbeat.

 

[gouffan]

What did juju mean by this?
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Confirms how gay and fake it is

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Lol this is even faker and gayer than the lolcow podcast.

Does anyone actually believe this ‘drama’ is real?

 

[Sneedotron]

One thing I realized about all this fake drama is that the true genius behind it can‘t be Juju - he‘s the one blowing it and making it super obvious, completely ruining the act.
Dax can‘t act for shit and everyone knows, we’ve all seen the Pizza Hut commercial.

So who‘s the one who is making people sit on the fence? Who makes people question if this might actually be real?
It‘s Vito.

Vito is a professional journalist and comic book writer, his acting skills have proven to be exceptional, down to realistic tears.
It‘s fairly obvious to me that Daxipad is too old, fat and brown to come up with something like this, so all credit goes to Vito, the true and honest big chungus italian stallion mastermind of this artificial drama.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I believe in the feud the same way I believe in ghosts or that Arnold was natty: I know it's all bullshit but I desperately want it to be real.