Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maude Snew said:
If he's not a teletubby then why was he on television looking tubby?
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I agree though, no sun, no daughter either.
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my goodness AI has improved rickwriting 1000%
 
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AnOminous said:
A 1.2 GPA retarded ignoramus like Patty "plane of the eclectic" Hamlinson is never going to be "hard science." He's just too much of a dunce
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Hard sci-fi is hard to write period. You either do it right or you just don't. Pat is dumb enough he can't realize he's outclassed.
Beavis said:
Pat buys size 40 jeans and sews on a label from a size 34.
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Dean Pentel said:
Wrong as always, child. Size 40 was 3 years ago. It's 44-46 now. Enjoy prison
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Pat's clothing sizes are funny. He isn't going to lose weight yet he insists on the tightest pants and shirts that makes him look like a walking turkey. He's so FAT.
Meriasek said:
If nobody buys or reads a book, is it even real? I guess not.
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Worse, it's doomed to Goodwill for eternity, a living hell.
 
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Which Teletubby would Pat be? Tinky Winky might refer to his moderate proportion and he is fairly camp but he is also a bit too tall to be Pat.

I'm happy to see that Pat is replying to Robert J Prongay Jr again, it has been a couple of weeks. He has been particularly argumentative for the past couple of days, maybe he has had some more bad news?

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WelperHelper99 said:
Hard sci-fi is hard to write period. You either do it right or you just don't. Pat is dumb enough he can't realize he's outclassed.
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Almost all the classic hard SF writers had some academic qualifications for it. Even when they weren't actual "scientists," they had STEM experience:
Arthur C. Clarke (radar specialist in military and degrees in mathematics and physics after)
Robert Heinlein (aeronautical engineer in the Navy but dropped out of mathematics and science quite quickly and incidentally his second better wife was both higher ranked than he was and vastly more qualified in STEM and an actual rocket test engineer)
Larry Niven (mathematics)
Poul Anderson (physics)
Isaac Asimov (professor of biochemistry)
John Campbell (physics)
Pigrick Fatlinson (being a dumb fat faggot with bitch tits)

(One of these things is not like the others.)
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Which Teletubby would Pat be? Tinky Winky might refer to his moderate proportion and he is fairly camp but he is also a bit too tall to be Pat.

I'm happy to see that Pat is replying to Robert J Prongay Jr again, it has been a couple of weeks. He has been particularly argumentative for the past couple of days, maybe he has had some more bad news?

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I don’t think Pat could be any Teletubby.

While the BBC famously employs and covers up for pedophiles, I think even Patrick’s activities would be too much work for them.

It’s one thing keeping the Nolan sisters at bay while Jimmy Savile tries to feel up the youngest, but quite another covering for pepperoni operations, occasionally murdering black Tory voters and public drunken rages at police.
 
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AnOminous said:
Pigrick Fatlinson (being a dumb fat faggot with bitch tits)
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No, I disagree, child of the cornstalking, there is a way in which being the dumbest, the fattest, the gayest faggot with the bitchiest tits could be qualifying. For something.

Though as an aside, even the hard scifi authors listed had a hard time actually writing true hard scifi where the science fiction was fundamental to the story; many of their most famous works could easily be translated into other settings without losing much if anything.

(I always found that I like my hard scifi in short-story form; most of them are hard pressed to become novel length unless you introduce multiple factors.)
 
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AnOminous said:
Almost all the classic hard SF writers had some academic qualifications for it. Even when they weren't actual "scientists," they had STEM experience:
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Yeah but were any of these so called authors fighting to protect our democracy from the greatest threat it’s ever seen?

Did they have a coordinated gang of felonious stalkers trying to kill their families? Did they even tweet once?

Patrick has way more credibility than these old jerks who studied science and engineering and wrote stories based on those principles. He wrote about Fonald Plump. Did Heinlein ever write anything so memorable?

(Smug pic of finger tapping temple)
 
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Red Frida said:
He's a "sci fi enthusiastic" who automatically rejects the premise of AI enhancing creative output, cryptocurrency replacing fiat currency, the internet archive serving as an online library, electric vehicles for being a waste of resources, reusable rockets having a learning curve to their production/testing (probably his worst offense to be honest), etc. He doesn't even consider their possibility, or produces works illustrating why they're flawed ideas, he flatly rejects then.
His sci-fi consists of drawing a 2d diagram of a generation ship on a cocktail napkin and then setting a "noir murder mystery" on it or some shit.
He is a Luddite imbecile.
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Everything about Fat Tom Paulinson is a persona he carefully crafted, the authoring, the scifinerd shit, the gunslinging crap. But him being a retard all the care in the world couldn't make his fake ass persona believable or make sense.
 
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Pim Fortuyn said:
Everything about Fat Tom Paulinson is a persona he carefully crafted, the authoring, the scifinerd shit, the gunslinging crap. But him being a retard all the care in the world couldn't make his fake ass persona believable or make sense.
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"Carefully crafted" is a very flattering way of saying he just started eating and tweeting and has never stopped doing either. His body is a "carefully crafted" machine that turns shit food into shit takes. Enjoy prison.
 
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Irish Turtle said:
What would be the funniest group to turn into pat posters

For me probably radical muslims. To do this make a fake pat tweet that he hates the prophet mohammad and call all muslims gay. Within 2 weeks patrick would be blown up or stabbed to death.
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That would be boring, as a dead cow produces little milk (coach redpill is still doing a bit).

I think the best is him turning leftists into rickwriters; I'd LOVE to see what would happen if Biden or Harris' account retweeted him even slightly disparagingly.
 
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