DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

This proves to me Kat doesn't know what Phail does online, or she hates him and doesn't care. No loving wife would allow her husband to continuously make an ass of himself in public.

She isn't suggesting anything about the streams either, because Phail isn't going to take advice from a woman.

From what Phil said she's always giving him ideas very convenient it's always the ideas everyone thinks suck or are retarded.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Phil's perception has become so warped that he regards everyone as a potential detractor, even this innocent bystander that he stole from. How soon until he fills his house with jars of his own urine a la Howard Hughes? I know his garage is filled with Jasper Kitty's used kitty litter...

 

[detractorzer0]

While we there, did you hear that he burnt half his face in a car accident in his twenties i believe?

Playing devil's advocate, airbags can burn the shit out of you. Too bad it wasn't a Takata.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Sorry for being a Latercomer Lucy, but what was the scorn rant? Summarize it, so I don't have to subject myself to anymore of Phil than I choose to.

aggressive begging, the dents didnt pony up the money he stayed late to play. in case you want to know

The Scorn Rant is also important to the current DSP arc. MoistCritikal commented on it, leading Phil to believe that he needed to repair his image and interact with other creators.

This led to the Side Scrollers interview and Phil being confronted by Keemstar about his offer to co-host Lolcow Live. It's such a disaster that he's butthurt about it 18 months later, resulting in this redemption / revenge saga we're experiencing now.

 

[Penix]

At this point, is there any need to call bullshit? What next? Phil had scoliosis as a kid?
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Wait, what? I don't remember him ever saying that. Back pain in elementary school?

I remember him talking about how heavy his backpack was in school and how it was fucking up his back. It was mentioned in an episode of Ask The King or something. I don't remember specifically the period he was talking about, but I'm pretty sure he was at least talking about little Philip.

 

[MAWBD2]

I remember him talking about how heavy his backpack was in school and how it was fucking up his back. It was mentioned in an episode of Ask The King or something. I don't remember specifically the period he was talking about, but I'm pretty sure he was at least talking about little Philip.

Linda fucked up his hair and his back.

 

[San Dimas High School]

IMO He's just using a CC licensed font, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I remember him talking about how heavy his backpack was in school and how it was fucking up his back. It was mentioned in an episode of Ask The King or something. I don't remember specifically the period he was talking about, but I'm pretty sure he was at least talking about little Philip.

You're right, he did say that at one point long ago, that his heavy backpack when he was a little kid hurt his back for life. (Well, until the Seattle air cured it.) I guess that school had a bunch of crippled children come out of it, probably got sued for all the damages. Oh wait, it didn't, it's just a Phil bullshit story? Oh okay.

We had to hear just yesterday about how as a young guy he was a jacked bodybuilder and STILL has huge calves. So his back got hurt when he was a kid, and as an adult it hurt so much that he couldn't drive on the highway (as he's said), but in between he was a bodybuilder the guys in the gym all praised? Doesn't seem like that could all be true, does it? But all of that is straight from Phil himself.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Okay Phil, you’re old. Too old to make it as a streamer. People will donate more to someone under 40 am not someone who’s cries all the time.

Its such a weak excuse because I've seen a couple streamers that are over 65 who stream a few things that I play and they are insanely good despite their age.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I've recently started following dsp as a lolcow. Does anyone have references (videos, tweets, livestreams, discord leaks, etc) for how weirdly dsp treats his Dents.

Similarly to the BITE model; behavior control, information control, thought control, emotional control, etc. I've been watching the 'to catch a paypig' videos and want to know more / get my hands on the primary sources.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

I don't know if it was posted yet but the steak rant is one of my favorites.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Its such a weak excuse because I've seen a couple streamers that are over 65 who stream a few things that I play and they are insanely good despite their age.

My dad's getting up there in age and that motherfucker still plays Might&Magic in real-time rather than turn-based most of the time. Not to mention if piggy's reflexes are shot he could always pivot into the slower types of games. Problem is, 9/10 they're some sort of game where you need to use your brain such as turn-based strategies or puzzle games, the former is a no no while the latter he can just read guides.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

My dad's getting up there in age and that motherfucker still plays Might&Magic in real-time rather than turn-based most of the time. Not to mention if piggy's reflexes are shot he could always pivot into the slower types of games. Problem is, 9/10 they're some sort of game where you need to use your brain such as turn-based strategies or puzzle games, the former is a no no while the latter he can just read guides.

The one thing worse than Phil’s vision and reflexes are his cognitive abilities

 

[Kier Starmer]

I was on my doggo walk earlier and it struck me, Phil is now Chris chan.

We have am autistic maladjusted, mommy issues leech venting daily online. Dertractors are da trolls. Kat is basically barb but never being fucked and he constantly projects his mommy issues from. Dave and Bob are very similar actually both workhorses and had marital issues but both excel in their field and clearly autistic but adjusted. The prestreams are basically long Chris tirades at this point and KC are weens.

 

[Punished Derich]

I was on my doggo walk earlier and it struck me, Phil is now Chris chan.

We have am autistic maladjusted, mommy issues leech venting daily online. Dertractors are da trolls. Kat is basically barb but never being fucked and he constantly projects his mommy issues from. Dave and Bob are very similar actually both workhorses and had marital issues but both excel in their field and clearly autistic but adjusted. The prestreams are basically long Chris tirades at this point and KC are weens.

KC arc will end with PPP getting Phil to shove the Wolverine toy up his ass while holding the threat of selling his WWE Champions account on Ebay then

 

[Eekum Bokum]

You're right, he did say that at one point long ago, that his heavy backpack when he was a little kid hurt his back for life. (Well, until the Seattle air cured it.) I guess that school had a bunch of crippled children come out of it, probably got sued for all the damages. Oh wait, it didn't, it's just a Phil bullshit story? Oh okay.

We had to hear just yesterday about how as a young guy he was a jacked bodybuilder and STILL has huge calves. So his back got hurt when he was a kid, and as an adult it hurt so much that he couldn't drive on the highway (as he's said), but in between he was a bodybuilder the guys in the gym all praised? Doesn't seem like that could all be true, does it? But all of that is straight from Phil himself.

Based on his logic the entirety of the UK would have back problems since we don't have lockers.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

"My logo is yellow so therefore it is in the legal right."

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

someone posted that phil had a bmi of 27.1. he then goes on a tirade against them for getting the wrong info, goes to a bmi calculator site, inputs the (allegedly) correct info, and scores 27.2. then claims its his ideal bodyweight and he's just on the cusp of normal weight, despite being closer to an obese bmi than a normal one on the scale displayed directly in front of him.

Actually he’s still carrying muscle from when he used to be a bodybuilder in high school, and athletes generally don’t get an accurate bmi as the extra muscle reads as obese. Debunked, idiot.

 

[OS Ghost]

Phil's defense for why his Philamania logo is different from the guy asking for a shoutout, is that the P looks different. He then shows us Photoshop, where he overlooks the fact it shows the P has been edited as its own individual layer lmao.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

LawyerSydePhil is wild. I kinda hope this will be a court case and Phil defends himself.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

LegalSydePhil never disappoints holy shit this man is a genuine honest to goodness retard

and here we go with the beg lol. please tip so I can register this trademark before the dentractors do dood!