Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,662
OttoWest said:
Why doesn’t she just join OnlyFans and be done with it?
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She still believes that her modeling career will come back at any moment.
cactus said:
It's not even just that, there's so many regulations and then you have to do an environmental impact study to see if you'll be displacing any endangered animals and plants, thanks to CEQA, which the NIMBYs love to abuse because their mult-million dollar house that they bought in the 70s or 80s for barely a tenth of it's worth now might have its value lowered a bit if a duplex is built in the neighborhood.
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This is correct. Nothing kills progress more dead than CEQA. CEQA is the weapon bureaucracies, NGOs, unions, etc. say “nice little project you got there, a shame if something were to happen to it.” If the right stakeholder demands another study, well, you’re just going to have to do this study. Then maybe another one…

It’s amazing anything can get done there. Well, there’s actually a way to bypass CEQA altogether but you need the legislation and Governor to sign off on that. Which they do for things like sports stadiums. Basically you got to know the right people to get anything done and even that is a crapshoot. One of the most corrupt states I’ve ever had the pleasure to deal with.
yousoundlikeanasshole said:
All right, which of you jokers nominated her?
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One of the most disgusting things about her is that her entire body jiggles when she talks. It’s a lot like a waterbed in human form.
 
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Most recent Tessyvids

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Guesses on where the "new area" is?

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NoReturn said:
Fitting I was listening to tuba music when I saw this.
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What is she even talking about in the first video? Who, exactly, is taking away all her clothes? The captions on the first video are great.
"Imagine the opera it would cause", "the Kirby community". She wen through the captions to add in "and anti bl@ckness" (weird choice to censor black, Tessy...) so she just ignored the other typos.

To be fair, maybe Kirby community is accurate. Round, vacuums up any food nearby into its maw...
 
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Tessy's late reacting to some skinny chicks getting plus size clothes at thrift stores and up cycling them. For example, they'll buy a 3X and make a pretty size 8 dress by cutting it up and sewing it back together. It allegedly takes clothes away from poor fatties, or something like that.

IDK, I always thought anything at a thrift store was kind of a "if you like it, get it before someone else does" situation, but I'm not an entitled ham planet.
 
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Haram-Habibi said:
Tessy's late reacting to some skinny chicks getting plus size clothes at thrift stores and up cycling them. For example, they'll buy a 3X and make a pretty size 8 dress by cutting it up and sewing it back together. It allegedly takes clothes away from poor fatties, or something like that.

IDK, I always thought anything at a thrift store was kind of a "if you like it, get it before someone else does" situation, but I'm not an entitled ham planet.
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I love those upcycling videos because they are usually pretty decent sewing projects and are an absolute salt mine in the comments. It’s a convergence of the weird thrifting people who never shut up about “zero waste” or capitalism AND fat hoes that were never going to sew anything anyway, they just hate to see a thin succeeding.
 
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Haram-Habibi said:
Tessy's late reacting to some skinny chicks getting plus size clothes at thrift stores and up cycling them. For example, they'll buy a 3X and make a pretty size 8 dress by cutting it up and sewing it back together. It allegedly takes clothes away from poor fatties, or something like that.

IDK, I always thought anything at a thrift store was kind of a "if you like it, get it before someone else does" situation, but I'm not an entitled ham planet.
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Thing is, if brands just stopped making smaller sizes and switched exclusively to selling plus sizes tomorrow, thin people would still have access to clothes. They might need to make some alterations, but big clothes can always be made to fit smaller people. If brands stopped making plus sizes completely, Mess and her ilk would be screwed.

edit: spelling
 
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