MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

"...a variation of food".

OK, that's the most distressing phrase I've heard today. Feed your kids a variation of food!

 

[orangecat]

Kind of surprised Logan hasn’t tried to get Jimmy to go into the crypto game.

I don't know anything about crypto but here's the two guys in question chatting about it:

 

[jalopy]

Doesn't prime have a non energy drink version? Still trash but it's on the level of Gatorade.

Below, honestly, unless you have a clinically low level of potassium. Unironically just drink orange juice instead.
The nutritional panel for the nachos box:

Lunchables:


Lunchables has a worse balance of electrolytes and no vitamins of note. It's worth saying that adding vitamins and minerals to these sorts of meals is so cheap and easy it's insulting that Kraft-Heinz or whoever the hell doesn't do it. Honestly, a protein bar, cardboard cup of milk, and multivitamin would be better nutritionally.

Also, the phrasing of "400mg per prime flavor" on Mr' Beasts website while ignoring the salt rich lunch meats screams misleading advertising as well.

TL;DR: There's better goy slop, move along.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Ah yes, Jimmy "Trustworthy" Beast, nigger, and Scamlord Jake, top food scientists and definitely responsible enough to make lunchable-like slop

 

[12345]

Let's see, which product would I buy? Lunchables, a long standing product that is tasty but full of chemical filler and is a rip off for what you can get, or Lunchly, the same thing but will somehow taste much worse and cost double the price of Lunchables?

I would suggests neither as Lunchables has been found to have lead and cadmium in them.

Can't wait to read the ingredient list of this slop and not understand half the shit I'm reading. That's how you know it's good for you!

Can't wait for them to quietly change the ingredients going from only 5 ingredients to however many is in the chocolate now!

 

[Faceless Whore]

Oh boy! Kids getting their insides rearranged by parasites!

He could get an edge over Lunchables with added value tapeworms and promote Lunchly as the leader in the fight against childhood obesity.
Michelle Obama will love it!

 

[Cap-tan]

I don't know this goyslop, toober lore. Is """ The Pizza""" literally a reference to Jimmy's favorite kind of cheese pizza?

 

[Eleventyish]

Let's see, which product would I buy? Lunchables, a long standing product that is tasty but full of chemical filler and is a rip off for what you can get, or Lunchly, the same thing but will somehow taste much worse and cost double the price of Lunchables?

Lunchables doesn't come with tranny cum though.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

He could get an edge over Lunchables with added value tapeworms and promote Lunchly as the leader in the fight against childhood obesity.
Michelle Obama will love it!

It's a pretty big red flag that the dude could sell literal feces and make money off of it, so why not make actual healthy kids snacks? Ah right.

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

If people had any doubts about the feastables and his "healthier" meme shit he threw around, I hope this is the final nail in the coffin. It's kinda odd that he, who allegedly also has Crohn's disease would push something so fucked, and associated with Prime of all the Youtuber slop as well!?

Fuck it, I'm going to subscribe to Bigbunjeeeeee's idea of him unironically being an industry plant that got astroturfed by Youtube really early on, there is no way retards like this keeps chugging along without any hits to their brands... meanwhile if you say the n-word you get your whole channel nuked within an hour.

It really boggles my mind how people like Jimmy can be such pieces of shit.

Like how do you convince yourself that this is Ok to do? He must be some of psychopath.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

You should make your children pack their own lunch, and help teach them how when they're not old enough to do it themselves. Goyslop like this is designed to stunt your children's growth and give them diabetes by being so high in sugar and fat with relatively low protein and no nutrients. Pack an apple, peanut butter or lunch meat sandwich, carrots and cucumbers, a snack bar, and a pack of raisins for a lunch that won't poison them.

 

[keke]

Jimmy is aiming for kids with his food. And people who are really, really, really broke.

I don’t want to sperg but yes and it’s unironically evil. This is based on framework laid out by big processed food corps, patents who can’t afford to buy little Timmy a PlayStation but can get him the lunch he thinks he wants. They know this, have meetings about it, and it’s deliberate.

 

[All Smiles]

These niggers makes 8+ figures per year from Adsense alone, and it's not enough. Gotta shovel flavoured gravel down kids throats to squeeze more money out of the masses.

 

[Random Internet Person]

These niggers makes 8+ figures per year from Adsense alone, and it's not enough. Gotta shovel flavoured gravel down kids throats to squeeze more money out of the masses.

It’s all about the brand these days.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Can't wait to read the ingredient list of this slop and not understand half the shit I'm reading. That's how you know it's good for you!

Lead is the first thing I'm gonna look for

Would be fun to see a nutritionist do a breakdown of the ingredient list

This nigger got shit for promoting literal slop to a child audience and now he's releasing even more. That's Jimmy's response to DogPack.

But hey, at least Jimmy planted some trees (which made fuck all difference to how many are cut in a day globally), so give him a break

 

[Medic]

Below, honestly, unless you have a clinically low level of potassium. Unironically just drink orange juice instead.
The nutritional panel for the nachos box:
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Lunchables:
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Lunchables has a worse balance of electrolytes and no vitamins of note. It's worth saying that adding vitamins and minerals to these sorts of meals is so cheap and easy it's insulting that Kraft-Heinz or whoever the hell doesn't do it. Honestly, a protein bar, cardboard cup of milk, and multivitamin would be better nutritionally.

Also, the phrasing of "400mg per prime flavor" on Mr' Beasts website while ignoring the salt rich lunch meats screams misleading advertising as well.

TL;DR: There's better goy slop, move along.

Like we said
It has more sugar than a heresy's bar:

 

[SugarKane]

Dunno if it's been posted yet but Mr. Beast announced a new product called 'Lunchly', a direct competitor to Lunchables. He's working with KSI and Logan Paul on said product. Dude's really trying his hardest to make people move on from the allegations and controversies—which isn't working, of course.

Im currently writing an alimentation rundown with the current legal battle for prime drink..that shit is poison....

 

[MysticShizo]

But hey, at least Jimmy planted some trees (which made fuck all difference to how many are cut in a day globally), so give him a break

Maybe it is just me, but I don't see the "Mr. Beast is so wholesome!!!" that much if at all anymore. His charity defense shield might now be broken for good.

And I think it is funny, that after all this shitting on his reputation, he chooses to publicly present foodslop with Logan Paul. Now the heat is off of Dogpack and back to Jimmy himself.

 

[Gremperor]

Oh boy! Kids getting their insides rearranged by parasites!

Pretty rude to call the Mr Beast crew parasites bro.

 

[HouseofLeafs]

So now I get three choices for school lunch. Lunchables which is honestly ass. Lunchly which I’m guessing is going to be worse. Or Michelle Obama’s school lunches which are nothing more than flavored cardboard that barely fills you up and doesn’t even give enough nutrition for an anorexic chick to gain weight. I think I’ll starve with the Ethiopian