Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Umaibae said:
Fuck, which is better: “Rock In Roll” or “Smoke Weed, Drink Mead”?
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Rock In Roll is such a cobraism and for that alone I have to say that that's better.
lemon_zest said:
he says in that video he was trying to be cute and flicked some liquid at her playfully and she I assume stripped naked and started screaming
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That was his first mistake, acting cute. She's sick of it, toobz
 
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Umaibae said:
Fuck, which is better: “Rock In Roll” or “Smoke Weed, Drink Mead”?
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Rock in roll if you have the pants to match.
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dethrasr said:
There was never an almost suicide. Do you guys remember when he performed suicide with a sword to the belly? He got his performer gene from Clint.
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He put a double barrel shotgun to his chin while he thought she was in the other room and he wasn’t aware he was being recorded. I don’t think it was a fuckin’ performance I think he genuinely wanted to die and who could blame him. If I had to deal with Jessica’s incessant need for attention and adulation all day, on top of being a balding 30 year old NEET who lives in a trailer park and has no real friends and who has alienated his entire family, I’d consider a shotgun to the face.

lemon_zest said:
he says in that video he was trying to be cute and flicked some liquid at her playfully and she I assume stripped naked and started screaming
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Yeah but the call prior to that was something to do with him whipping it out and cumming on her.

I don’t really know what happened and the timeline of events is so unclear. I’m gunna stick with the cum thing, that’s so fucking hysterically Josh Saunders that it fits the canon well. My man blew a rope on her, she didn’t like it so they started fighting and he was like

“Cum goes where it wants to go Jessica I don’t control that.”
 
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dethrasr said:
There was never an almost suicide. Do you guys remember when he performed suicide with a sword to the belly? He got his performer gene from Clint.
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No. If you actually think that the boy didn't come somewhat close to killing himself, you either didn't watch the video or you don't know what you're talking about.

You can't compare a 20-year-old Josh placing the dullest knife/letter opener to his stomach while knowingly recording a video, to a 33-year-old, clearly severely depressed and addicted Josh pointing a loaded shotgun to his own face, while that fucking banshee of a whore screams at him. She has been gnawing at his mental state for 6 or 7 months now, and he's an autistic alcoholic, so his grasp on reality was never good to begin with. The boy didn't even know he was being recorded. All you have to do is listen to him to know the guy's in the middle of a full-on mental breakdown. The boy lets it slip every so often that he hates his life, and I mean... everyone can see why.

He has been saying "fuck suicide" for years now... why the fuck would he say that if he didn't think about suicide often? All his behaviors point to being severely depressed and having suicidal thoughts. He likes to say that's just bad boy behavior, but being self-destructive to this extent is just a reflection of how badly he hates his life and wants it to end. The boy has been teetering on the edge of suicide for years now. He's always been too big of a pussy to do it (thankfully), but I wouldn't be in the least surprised if Jessica pushed him over the edge.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
He put a double barrel shotgun to his chin while he thought she was in the other room and he wasn’t aware he was being recorded. I don’t think it was a fuckin’ performance I think he genuinely wanted to die and who could blame him. If I had to deal with Jessica’s incessant need for attention and adulation all day, on top of being a balding 30 year old NEET who lives in a trailer park and has no real friends and who has alienated his entire family, I’d consider a shotgun to the face.


Yeah but the call prior to that was something to do with him whipping it out and cumming on her.

I don’t really know what happened and the timeline of events is so unclear. I’m gunna stick with the cum thing, that’s so fucking hysterically Josh Saunders that it fits the canon well. My man blew a rope on her, she didn’t like it so they started fighting and he was like

“Cum goes where it wants to go Jessica I don’t control that.”
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She makes everything so convoluted with her rambling and endless monotony, but it seems all of the horror stuff is maybe from the same night.

Sorry in advance for the following autism:
8/29 - JM posts NAL checked out video w/guy saying he called the hotel and was told she was no longer a guest
8/30 - Cobra goes live for a 4-hour fun, drunk stream
9/2 - JM posts the audio leak with call from Chris
9/3 - Red shift NAL recordings from Cobes

So on the night of 8/30:
-Jessica takes her first shower in weeks and puts on her brand new shirt at night, with plans to wear these clothes the rest of her stay
-Cobes goes live with 4-hour stream
-All the while Jessica is patiently waiting in silence at his kitchen table
-Cobes ends stream, emerges, walks over to her, seemingly without saying a word whips his dick out
-Jessica jerks him off, onto her new shirt, possibly complains at this moment
JM may know the time of the call with Chris, but without that, impossible to tell if the following happened immediately that night, or there was a long break and it happened the next night
-Josh and Jessica sit down and watch Tombstone
-Jessica relentlessly badgers the boy with questions about every irrelevant detail of the Wild West, example given is questioning how the guns in the movie work compared to modern day guns, completely irrelevant to the movie
-Josh potentially trying to change gears and make things sexy (possibly for the end of the movie which Josh finds romantic but was ruined and never got to because of the witch) Josh spills a little of his drink on her (this could be the whole drink with Josh's coordination)
-Jessica proceeds to freak out about him spilling his drink on her
-Jessica immediately strips naked and runs around the house for multiple hours complaining about him cumming on her and spilling his drink on her before calling Chris

This seems to be chain of events for the major blow up, but it is unclear at this time if it was all the night of the 30th, or split across the 30th and the 31st.
 
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I don't know the exact timing of everything but it was all the same night, it was like a six hour long disaster argument that started at night and continued on until around 4 am
 
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No. If you actually think that the boy didn't come somewhat close to killing himself, you either didn't watch the video or you don't know what you're talking about.

You can't compare a 20-year-old Josh placing the dullest knife/letter opener to his stomach while knowingly recording a video, to a 33-year-old, clearly severely depressed and addicted Josh pointing a loaded shotgun to his own face, while that fucking banshee of a whore screams at him. She has been gnawing at his mental state for 6 or 7 months now, and he's an autistic alcoholic, so his grasp on reality was never good to begin with. The boy didn't even know he was being recorded. All you have to do is listen to him to know the guy's in the middle of a full-on mental breakdown. The boy lets it slip every so often that he hates his life, and I mean... everyone can see why.

He has been saying "fuck suicide" for years now... why the fuck would he say that if he didn't think about suicide often? All his behaviors point to being severely depressed and having suicidal thoughts. He likes to say that's just bad boy behavior, but being self-destructive to this extent is just a reflection of how badly he hates his life and wants it to end. The boy has been teetering on the edge of suicide for years now. He's always been too big of a pussy to do it (thankfully), but I wouldn't be in the least surprised if Jessica pushed him over the edge.
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Its a tough one, toobz. In my perspective Josh didn't put the gun to his face, but he made it very clearly he was fucking with his gun, then proceeded to kind of just hover generally over it in contemplation in an attempt to get her to stop and to be sympathetic to him. In the most general terms, I think Josh's hope was this woman verbally attacking him would stop and maybe even have some concern for him and best case scenario: comfort him, if she saw that she was pushing him that far. Sadly for Josh she is fully BPD sub-human and no sympathy is possible. It's honestly one of the sadder moments in the Cobraverse, where he was just sad kid being bullied who really wanted people to take pity on him and stop.

Molly Millions said:
I don't know the exact timing of everything but it was all the same night, it was like a six hour long disaster argument that started at night and continued on until around 4 am
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It feels like it was all that same night, which just feels insane.

My only hang up is her phone call with Chris at the tail end of it. Based on his tone it sounded like it was night time for him and he just wanted to go to bed, like she called him at 11pm casper time (1am est) but if it was the same night she is calling him at like 3am casper time and it does not sound like she woke him up at 5-6am. Have a hard time believing ANYONE picks up her call at the crack of dawn.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Even if Clint gets a restraining order, doesn't the boy engaging with her nullify it?

All she had to do last time was show up with some booze and the baconatussy and he let her in.

Pretty difficult to argue you need somebody away from you for your own personal safety when you invite her in to fuck for several days and send her chocolate beer afterwards.
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That would all depend on the state, county and stipulations set forth on the order itself.
I have an idiot relative that had a 2-3 year relationship with an equally idiotic woman. Both would get hammered and or methed up. Proceed to argue and then their shared trailer would usually end up turning into Thunderdome.
Neighbors eventually got fed up with the shenanigans and just started calling the cops on them when they got too loud.
It eventually led to him getting arrested + judge slapping a no contact/restraining order.
He bonds out and they "reconcile" before said court date.
There they are walking down the street together holding hands. Cop pulls up that had dealt with their BS initially and ends up arresting them both.
Both get charged with contempt + violating no contact/restraining order. Then spent the 30 days in jail for contempt and and then an 1129 immediately after for volating order (11 months 29 days)
The judge was pretty pissed off all things considered and tired of dealing with them.
 
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