Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Fapcop]

I have not told this story before because of the strong potential of doxing myself, but it's been a while since I lived in the area so hopefully this will not put me in the shit:

I've lived around various areas of Brisvegas for many years now, and five or six years ago I attended a "festival" for a small but heavily populated suburb near the CBD. Lots of small children and families, small stalls selling crafts, arts, food etc.

At one point, two very tall, very thin adults showed up in black latex suits with face masks and stiletto heels. One appeared to have hips and small breasts but given the height of the individual, I suspected that this was an artefact of the suit, not the individual inside of it.

So yeah, two freaks in gimp suits were wandering around a bunch of little kids and mums and everyone was cool with it. No one told them to fuck off. Maybe it would have been different if the freaks weren't so fucking tall and there'd been adult males around, but none of the mums seemed at all bothered by adult males in sex suits following their young kids around. It's very common for women to avoid conflict with these types and try to ignore them in case things turn violent, especially with kids there, but none of them moved the kids away or left the festival. Genuinely zero fucks given about a pair of adult males in gimp suits in the middle of the day, around their kids. What the absolute fuck.

Stories like these makes me appreciates nogs.

Say what you want about them, but they don’t tolerate tranny sex pests. If there had been a handful of nogs there, it would quickly have turned into a pack chasing the degenerates away and hopefully delivering an asskicking.

Sure enough he unmutes for the first time to answer a question and the voice of an ogre comes out. What a fucking joke of a “woman”, not even attempting to pass. As a real woman these ugly pornsick men drive me up the wall. I wish I could tell him he will never be a woman but I would be expelled… sigh…

Surely “accidental” misgendered like “As Chris just said”, “I want to follow up on Chris’s idea!” Wouldn’t get you in trouble?

 

[Executive Petrel]

I recently walked into an anime merch shop. I was hunting for a birthday present for my brother.

I recently hung out in front of my gym.
After a hard workout, sipping my protein shake at the scene of crime like a lion who hunt down a gazelle makes me feel top G. The aura radiating from my buff physique made bypassing chicks turn their heads and blush.

On the opposite side, i saw an obese nigger wearing a trans flag colored dress with a diy keffals patch made of ironing beads at the back waddle into an anime store.
I took out my headphones linked to my brand new iphone 16 plus to listen in.
He asked the hot redhead store manager if she'd like to see his my little pony collection and eat moms spaghetti with tendies and catsup together while watching crunchyroll.
She shouted "Sir, I demand you to leave the store right now!"

He turned red with anger, shouted "It's MA'AM!!" and ran out of the store crying. Out of the girls reach, he was already short of breath and immediately sat down on a bench. He grabbed a bag of Chips from under his oversized dress, started munching and nervously posted something hateful on that kiwi forum my retarded little brother mentions sometimes.

 

[Koby_Fish]

knowing her, she'd try and defend them before seeing the danger right in front of her. she's very headstrong and still has that teenage "I'm smarter then everyone" mentally dispite being 20. she very rarely listens to me or anyone else and often has to learn her mistakes the hard way, which has always screwed her over in some way.
she's an adult and what she does is up to her and all i can do is try and warn her and hope she hears it and pick up the pieces if she doesn't.

thank you for the recommendation, i can use it to try and find any early signs.

maybe try reverse-psychology?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Troon in line at the store earlier today. Ghastly looking thing, lanky, greasy, shitty bleached hair that had roots the width of your hand, stripy knee socks (of fucking course) and a denim skirt.
Pink jacket.
I hardly ever see them around here, so I was caught off guard, he was in front of me when I got in the line and till I got closer I thought it was just a homeless person on meth.
Then he started talking, and his fucking voice

Classic forced Troon falsetto.
He sounded like fucking Cato Sicarius from If the Emperor had a Text To Speech series on YouTube.

Seriously why the fuck do they do that voice?
I couldn't help it, fucking just choked back a snigger, I felt like the Biggus Dickus guard on Monty Python, so he snaps round to look, I thought he was ready to go all "It's MA'AM" and freak out, but he just sort of glared and muttered under his breath, paid for his shit and virgin walked out.
The girl at the check out looked nervous, I wonder if he's caused shit before.

 

[CorporateMemphis]

At the local park I where I go jogging, I've been seeing a troon in leggings almost every morning for the last fortnight, walking with a female friend. He is quite tall, with broad shoulders, built like a rugby player except that his legs are a bit thin. I slowed down to have a squiz while I ran past. He has obviously been working hard on his voice because he sounds like a bogan version of Contrapoints.

 

[Fapcop]

maybe try reverse-psychology?

“Great news sis! I’ve decided to transition into my true an honest self! Imma woman now!”

/Opens drawer grabs panties/

“Say you don’t mind if I borrow these right? Help me in my transition?”

/Huffs panties like a homeless Mexican kid huffing gasoline/

“Mmhhmm girlhood! Thanks sis! Let’s do some girl stuff later!”

Troon in line at the store earlier today. Ghastly looking thing, lanky, greasy, shitty bleached hair that had roots the width of your hand, stripy knee socks (of fucking course) and a denim skirt.
Pink jacket.
I hardly ever see them around here, so I was caught off guard, he was in front of me when I got in the line and till I got closer I thought it was just a homeless person on meth.
Then he started talking, and his fucking voice

Classic forced Troon falsetto.
He sounded like fucking Cato Sicarius from If the Emperor had a Text To Speech series on YouTube.

Seriously why the fuck do they do that voice?
I couldn't help it, fucking just choked back a snigger, I felt like the Biggus Dickus guard on Monty Python, so he snaps round to look, I thought he was ready to go all "It's MA'AM" and freak out, but he just sort of glared and muttered under his breath, paid for his shit and virgin walked out.
The girl at the check out looked nervous, I wonder if he's caused shit before.

I’ve always figured that you were one of the posters who’d let a troon know you’re not buying their bullshit if you met one irl.

Good to hear I wasn’t wrong.

At the local park I where I go jogging, I've been seeing a troon in leggings almost every morning for the last fortnight, walking with a female friend. He is quite tall, with broad shoulders, built like a rugby player except that his legs are a bit thin. I slowed down to have a squiz while I ran past. He has obviously been working hard on his voice because he sounds like a bogan version of Contrapoints.

Ah yessir the classic Chris-Chan physique.

Thin, spindly, knobby kneed legs. Bellygut. Broad shoulders. And thin, spindly noodle arms with huge man hands.

There isn’t a pair of dry lesbian panties within 100 feet, guaranteed!

 

[smile.jpg]

I saw a troon today, he had a protruding brow, a jew nose, and a very prominent masculine jaw, he also had gross long curly hair in a 1950s little girl haircut. I would say he closely resembled a neanderthal or early human. I'm still fascinated that it's usually the men with the most masculinized, high testosterone physiological traits that want to become trannies.

 

[one_time_user]

I was taking the bus home from my weekly visit to my office this morning and I wish I had been prepared and had my phone out

I look out the window and across the street, waiting for the cross light, was a cute little dog. He was maybe 15 pounds and had (dumb attention seeking) big wrap around sunglasses on. I was like, who needs to draw more attention to the cute pupper and looked up. 6 feet tall, hair scraped back to a ponytail, matching sunglasses. Wearing a tight, supershort cotton /cotton mix ROMPER with strappy shoulders, no bra or tshirt under the romper and quite possibly no underwear. He couldn't have looked more pleased with his attention seeking ass.

 

[Barr2011]

Do these people seriously go around like this? It’s disgusting, I can’t imagine seeing this in real life.
https://imgur.com/a/P59U7Xq

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Absolutely joy-inducing sighting of a patently autistic coom-brained AGP in upmarket foodie area of regional capital.
Kiwibros, my heart soared when across the crowds this nigh-perfect specimen lumbered into sight.
Posture of a medieval crone? CHECK
Long, greasy brown hair? CHECK
At least 6ft? CHECK
Fat? Oh my CHECK
Skirt and knee boots? CHECK CHECK
Clearly BALDING???? Checkity CHECK!

The other mtf with (earrings, long hair, proto tube moobs protruding obscenely from his grotesque male chest) his wife and child didn’t even come close to this abomination.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Was at the pharmacy today when a troon came off break to join the others behind the counter. Pretty clearly autistic, tall, swished when he walked just like he believes women walk, had a phony falsetto, and ended every comment with a girlish giggle. I got a glance at his nametag, and of course his name is Gigi.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Two for one today - first was a store employee when I went to grab a new thumb drive, clearly female though with the obligatory asymmetrical/side shave haircut, appearing to be at the age where you'd expect her to be way too old for this shit, but lo and behold - she was wearing a they/them pronoun pin, a progress flag, and her nametag had the exact sort of edgy name-that-isn't-really-a-name you'd expect from a they/them, think "Wolf". Based on voice alone, likely not on hormones.

Second was on the way home while waiting for the bus, also female, though arguably barely counts as a pooner because she wasn't even trying - looked for all intents and purposes like a normal teenager or university student caught in the E-girl fashion craze complete with heavy makeup, but she had a big old "he/him" pin right across the front of her crop top and wore one of those green lanyards with the sunflowers to represent "invisible disabilities", $5 says she's a munchie too.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Someone new at work.

They’re a…I think the Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events books describe such person as “looking neither like a man nor a woman.” But wears female clothes. I do not know their name yet, and we do not work closely.

I’m pretty forgiving of gender nonconformist looks, but this person is giving off vibes that they’re starting to skinwalk as a woman. If I saw them in the women’s bathroom I would definitely start and be uncomfortable.

OTOH, they’re so androgynous that they could be detrans rather than starting to transition. Think I’ll just avoid, weird vibes. If I find out their name, then I might know where they sit on this question and what’s going on.

 

[Fapcop]

Someone new at work.

They’re a…I think the Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events books describe such person as “looking neither like a man nor a woman.” But wears female clothes. I do not know their name yet, and we do not work closely.

I’m pretty forgiving of gender nonconformist looks, but this person is giving off vibes that they’re starting to skinwalk as a woman. If I saw them in the women’s bathroom I would definitely start and be uncomfortable.

OTOH, they’re so androgynous that they could be detrans rather than starting to transition. Think I’ll just avoid, weird vibes. If I find out their name, then I might know where they sit on this question and what’s going on.

Take out some tampons and ask if he/she needs any, since you’re going to the bathroom ton change yours.

If it gets an euphoric expression and/or a boner you know it’s a dude.

If they look horrified or grossed out, you know it’s a woman.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Saw a LFJ clone in line for baggage check and now my flight attendant is a hon! Very pleasant but.

 

[MuffMonkey]

Saw one at a Walmart today

Hideous creature. Built like a brick shit house, wearing a once white but now dingy 3/4 sleeve shirt, booty shorts, a child's mini backpack, gross black lipstick seemingly applied by someone with Parkinsons

And to complete this exquisite outfit:

Fishnet Stockings

Why the hell is it always fishnet? Fucking ew.

But the worst part? Saw him walk straight into the ladies bathroom with no sense of shame to be had. A mother and her young daughter scrambled out with the former having a horrified expression

Hilarious on the way towards the exit he walked in front of me and my friend as we were leaving and without thinking gave him the dirtiest look possible. His expression turned to panic and he briskly moved out the way

 

[Imp]

Have any of you actually worn fishnet stockings? standing on those very small cross section threads cause some intense pain for me, even worse where they cross. Think of putting your entire body weight on a thin wire grid. I’m surprised that troops put up with the pain long enough to curse us with the sight of man legs in poor choices of clothing.

 

[Dancefloor Muthafucka!]

Have any of you actually worn fishnet stockings?…

Dude I don’t think they’re supposed to feel like that.. The ones i’ve worn have all been soft

 

[Imp]

Dude I don’t think they’re supposed to feel like that.. The ones i’ve worn have all been soft

Yeeaah I guess there have been new advances in fiber science since the last time I wore a pair in the mid 80s. Even if they are new and improved I'm not about to inflict myself on the public for a tight trial.

 

[glass_houses]

Yeeaah I guess there have been new advances in fiber science since the last time I wore a pair in the mid 80s. Even if they are new and improved I'm not about to inflict myself on the public for a tight trial.

I've worn them a few times (always to costume or Halloween parties) and they were always very soft iirc. However, every time they always laddered quickly after putting them on, and when I took them off, they turned into an unusable tangle of threads and it was flat out impossible to untangle them back to a usable state. Maybe I wore the wrong brand, I don't know. I will say that I've worn sheers many, many times and never had remotely the same problems with fishnets.

Maybe it's a cultural thing, but I've only seen women wearing fishnets to costume parties or when they were clearly toms looking for clients.