Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Gil_Ga_Mesh]

lol turns out this is VERY wrong. Ask me how I know. (dont)

They probably linked his stream to the court. Isn't that how they got Nick Rekieta?

 

[Time of Space]

He's gonna gamble his way out of this with some Kaiji-style shenanigans, just you wait.

 

[Mac Monster]

Ratdad can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and maybe he can finally fix the door now.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Trying to imagine him on the run like in The Fugitive only every time Tommy Lee Jones gets near him he smashes a door.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Shoutout to whoever made this last time, godspeed Bossking

 

[AnOminous]

lol turns out this is VERY wrong. Ask me how I know. (dont)

That dude was being sarcastic and quoting one of BMJ's own dumb quotes.

The excessive consumption of poppyseeds thing isn't a joke. It doesn't happen often, but it does. But delta-8 is an obvious cannabinoid and will light that shit up bright red. Never mine that he's probably scored crack outside his allowed range, or done something else stupid as fuck. We can't know.

But it's been blatantly obvious he's breaking the conditions of his release. The most hilarious or least hilarious would be just the p.o. actually watching his deranged streams where he's obviously wasted.

Anyway, if ACP is out there, dude, it goes easier on you if you voluntarily give yourself up. Because if they have to go chasing you, they're bringing an ass whooping along with them.

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Shoutout to whoever made this last time, godspeed Bossking

For BMJ I prefer the Sid version.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Bossman dindu nuffin. All he needs is to get on a heater and get to Mexico and find the metal shack behind the Torta/garage shop.

 

[scumfuck]

Ratdad can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and maybe he can finally fix the door now.

Unlikely. He can't even change a smoke detector battery

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

This one was a request from @Winter

Tomorrow's Gonna Be a Brighter Day - Jim Croce

 

[The handsome tard]

Hopefully they release the bodycan footage eventually of this arrest too.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Hey guys, I just know the right kind of greasy lawyer that can make all those charges go away like magic!

This hot shot lawyer is on his way to up his own sentence to a death penalty sentence completely make his cocaine possesion charges dissapear like the carpet nuggets on Bossman's floor! Maybe he can help a fellow drug addict out!

 

[Ogre Magi]

Welp, I'm glad I popped in chat today to watch one of the final streams live. I think Bossman's retard luck has ran out for good...

 

[Thistle]

Run boy run!

 

[HexFag]

BossmanJack starting up his (potential) final stream damn well knowing there's an arrest warrant out for his name:

 

[AnOminous]

This hot shot lawyer is on his way to up his own sentence to a death penalty sentence completely make his cocaine possesion charges dissapear like the carpet nuggets on Bossman's floor! Maybe he can help a fellow drug addict out!

He literally blew off a case and didn't even show up for the whore he's cucking his wife with, who cucked him for some weirdo nerd named Aaaron.

I'm pretty sure ACP needs a lawyer who actually shows up to the hearing.

 

[LiquidCancer]

He's live and got a message on Steam.

 

[Looney Troons]

Anyone got some recommendations on some funny lolcows who aren’t completely mired in politics or completely disgusting?

Austin is part of a dying lolcow breed. I genuinely had several good laughs reading and interacting with people in this thread.

 

[Swiss46]

Bossman out here delivering content until the Sheriff physically prys him from the computer.

 

[Drama Fan]

He's live and getting steam messages from a "friend"

Update: Rat swished

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Anyone got some recommendations on some funny lolcows who aren’t completely mired in politics or completely disgusting?

Austin is part of a dying lolcow breed. I genuinely had several good laughs reading and interacting with people in this thread.

There is only bossman, unfortunately. One of a kind, the very best. Purebred for milking only the cleanest of funnies