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[Owls Owls Owls]

Meet u/Technical-Egg-6835, a MTF 20-something in graduate school for social work at The University of Wisconsin - Madison.

His post history shows a variety of interests. Wicca, aphantasia problems, hair removal treatment in preparation for bottom surgery, and, naturally, a preoccupation with the fact he's never gonna menstruate, even though he thinks he 'wouldn't mind' the pain that comes with it.

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Hello, I am a trans woman and I'm planning to get bottom surgery soon. It will help with my dysphoria but I will never be able to menstruate like a cis woman. I want to experience everything that women go through and some people think I'm weird for wanting this. I understand that period pain isn't fun, but I don't mind that. I feel like I can't be fully accepted as a woman unless I can have all these experiences.

Oh yeah he's also been on bail for almost two years because he has 3 counts of possession of CP.

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I've been accused of possession of csem (3 counts). However, I am innocent. My lawyer got back to me after looking at the images and he said "there is no way any reasonable officer would conclude this as csem." The officer has no proof that they are illegal images. For context, this all started when an anonymous tipster called the place I was working at that I was a pedophile. They had no evidence for their claim at all. A police officer acted on that tip and took my phone WITHOUT securing a warrant. He knew that the tip was not at all substantial enough. During the interview, the cop asked if I was a "homosexual." This was in an extremely conservative county, so the officer could've easily been motivated by homophobia.

I've been out on bail for almost 2 years, and the case will likely go on for at least another year. I felt that once the lawyer was able to view the images, the case would just get dropped. But the prosecutor refuses to look at the images and trusts the officer's testimony. In my last hearing when put on the stand, the officer even admitted that he did not see illegal images on my phone. The cop LITERALLY ADMITTED HE LIED, But nope! Not enough for the case to get dropped. People always ask me, "Why is your case taking so long? Aren't there supposed to be laws against this?" No, because this is America and the legal system is just extremely slow. There have been so many hearings scheduled months apart that just are meaningless.

It is so frustrating and I just can't keep going on like this. Even though I have no convictions, I've been denied several jobs due to failing a background check. It's not fair at all. I can barely keep myself together. And the worst part of all is that I don't think anyone truly understands. My friends and family are by my side, but I have to pretend like everything is okay. But it's not okay. I'm not okay. The trauma and suffering that I deal with everyday is extreme. I wish there was someone who understood.

The criminal justice system is a joke.

 

[Otterly]

You ever look at shots of background extras in costume movies, like hordes of zombies or Klingons or orcs? The ones in front get a lot of doing up; the guys in back have a pull-on beard and dreads, an untailored tunic and a spray of body makeup, but they stay in the back and don't get a close-up.

If you look at such scenes in LOTR you’ll see that a lot of the riders of Rohan (a few rows back) are actually women. They used pretty much everyone who owned a horse in the places they filmed, and most horsey people are wimmin

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Oh yeah he's also been on bail for almost two years because he has 3 counts of possession of CP.

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Holy shit I went and read the replies and this fucker is a grade school teacher.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Holy shit I went and read the replies and this fucker is a grade school teacher.

it is sad that we live in such a clown world that this revelation didnt surprise me in the least.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Of all the biological functions that autogynephiles fetishize, the fetish of menstruation and period cycles has to be the weirdest one out there. The fantasy of having a physical female body and what comes along with it (i.e. breasts and a vagina) is easy to understand because they are heterosexual men and straight men tend to place an emphasis on the physical appearances of a woman. But the period one doesn't make any sense because it's not even a remotely sexual function.

Why would any sane guy want to experience the immense physical pain and discomfort that's involved in menstrual cycles such as period cramps and fevers? Although I can't speak on behalf of women as I'm a man, every female in my life has told me the struggles and difficulties that occur whenever the time of the month comes. It doesn't make the poor women who experience them feel very sexy either. If MTFs ever had an actual period and had to deal with all the unpleasant shit that it entails, they'd probably blame it on the "TERFS" and "transphobia".

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I can't believe this guy doesn't have a thread. Huge win for community notes.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I really want to believe that the pharmacist was a pajeet.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

They still try to invade male spaces, it's just men aren't as emotionally swayed by their pitiful identity to give in and accept their bullshit.

That and pooners also aren't physically threatening. When a 6'4 gigahon invades a bathroom, he is a threat to the women there. When a pooner enters a male space and the men don't play along with the fantasy, what can she do? Whine at them for being transphobic? A gay man would just laugh if the lil' dood tries to guilt trip him.

 

[PigFarm]

This one made me actually laugh out loud.

"How dare people assume ill use my anatomy as it was designed for?"

"Oh its cause porn. "

Half right.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I like how they claim they totally 'feel' like the opposite sex, but you can always tell that they learned everything they know exclusively through consuming shit media (mostly porn and/or anime.).

Who needs healthy interactions with other people when you can just rely on cheap media tropes.

And not good anime either

 

[glitterglue]

This one made me actually laugh out loud.

"How dare people assume ill use my anatomy as it was designed for?"

"Oh its cause porn. "

Half right.

I refuse to believe Real women are would lower themselves to frick these gross troons.

That men and pooners do I can believe.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Broken-Babe-2002 checks in.
A pooner who claims to pass yet chooses that user name.
Guaranteed that's not one of those auto-generated ones.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1fj5d6t/coworker_thinks_i_need_to_disclose_my_trans/
https://archive.ph/wip/9Zt5E

So I’ve worked at this job for coming up on a year, been passing and stealth for a while. There is a really high turnover rate here so now only two previous coworkers know I’m trans and they’re both really cool about it, no hesitation using the right pronouns or anything. We had a new guy start about a month ago and I guess he found out that I’m trans and is constantly using she/her, calling me shit like princess, etc. I’ve already talked with boss about it and stuff. Today I caught him in private and called him out on it, I want rude or anything but just asked him why he insists on using she for me. And he was basically like “You should have told me you’re trans” and I explained to him that since I’m constantly passing and am stealth the only people I am obligated to tell that I’m trans are people who I anticipate to be in a sexual relationship with, no one else has a need to know. He’s insistent that I have to tell everyone I’m trans or else I can’t be upset at him. Like, I pass well enough that I’m able to be stealth, I have facial hair, nothing about me says I used to present as a girl. He basically explained that since I don’t disclose that I don’t deserve respect because “respect goes both ways”.

Am I in the wrong here or is he just being a dick? He’s an ass to everyone but this really rubs me the wrong way for some reason and I just want outside opinions

Possibly this sort really happened.
Do you believe she is really stealth?
Or her coworkers just play along to avoid trouble?

 

[Screamer_2]

Of course, they aren't stealth.

I did a super quick scroll on their profile looking for pics. They're autistic. Have a post from a year ago wanting a voice modulator for gaming to sound more masculine. This was before they were on T. Another post complaining their hips are too big and a give away. Asking if there are hip binders.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

When a pooner enters a male space and the men don't play along with the fantasy, what can she do? Whine at them for being transphobic

This happened at a university in San Diego when a pooner invaded the men's locker room, and the male objected: he was reprimanded by the school and forced to accept her. I know that's not the same as being assaulted, but the troons and pooners both make sure there will be consequences if you don't bow down to their religion.

 

[PigFarm]

Broken-Babe-2002 checks in.
A pooner who claims to pass yet chooses that user name.
Guaranteed that's not one of those auto-generated ones.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1fj5d6t/coworker_thinks_i_need_to_disclose_my_trans/
https://archive.ph/wip/9Zt5E

Possibly this sort really happened.
Do you believe she is really stealth?
Or her coworkers just play along to avoid trouble?

I would put money on the coworkers who say "he" are female, and avoiding confrontation from miss bpd.

And the guy, who knows everyone has fucking eyes and ears, is refusing to play pretend until she confronts him and then is fucking around for lols.

 

[Farmer Jon]

Of all the biological functions that autogynephiles fetishize, the fetish of menstruation and period cycles has to be the weirdest one out there. The fantasy of having a physical female body and what comes along with it (i.e. breasts and a vagina) is easy to understand because they are heterosexual men and straight men tend to place an emphasis on the physical appearances of a woman. But the period one doesn't make any sense because it's not even a remotely sexual function.

Why would any sane guy want to experience the immense physical pain and discomfort that's involved in menstrual cycles such as period cramps and fevers? Although I can't speak on behalf of women as I'm a man, every female in my life has told me the struggles and difficulties that occur whenever the time of the month comes. It doesn't make the poor women who experience them feel very sexy either. If MTFs ever had an actual period and had to deal with all the unpleasant shit that it entails, they'd probably blame it on the "TERFS" and "transphobia".

It's an extension of taking over women's bodies. Autogynephiles don't have fantasies about having boobs and a vagina, rather EVERYTHING that comes with being a woman. The clothing, the perception, the expectations you have, literally EVERY aspect of being a woman, and that includes menstruation. It's funny to think the people who have these fantasies are depressed faggot moids who go home crying because someone said "he" or pointed out their skeletal structure. Good luck with periods if a one syllable word hurts your fee fees this much.

 

[Stan]

Vile Troon lives in the living room of an overcrowded apt and is arguing with its roommates, who want to buy another pitbull to match/decimate the other 3 dogs and 3 cats they already have. (In an apt also housing 3 adults at least!) R/ban pitbulls recommends ratting out the roommates to the LL and moving out. But the troon is an “stowaway” ie not on the lease. Unsurprisingly, the troon concludes there’s NOTHING they can do to remove themselves from imminent shibbles and they just have to hope for the best shrug!

Imagine how that troon cave looks and smells with 3 cats and 3 dogs overrunning it.

I love the details here. The Troon’s name is Snow. He used to have a bedroom in the apt but lost his job and got kicked out into the living room where he’s been for the last two years. His roommates think he’s an inconsiderate arsehole. (I think they are all inconsiderate arseholes.) I love that the tranny took to Reddit to complain but ultimately won’t do anything to remove themselves from this nasty overcrowded and potentially dangerous hovel. I think it’s funny that the troon implied it hasn’t worked for the two years it’s been living in an animal hoarder’s living room. Predictably, the troon is autistic and has money to blow on CBD gummies and video games despite their “disability”. The avatar is some thirsty coomer furry thing. Every facet of it is funny to me.

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[stupid frog]

HSTS pooner femcel

wtf does that even mean You're a dyke?

 

[NSA Intern]

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Honestly, this was lower than I expected.

Lmao

 

[Fapcop]

POONER IDENTITY CRISIS!





Who could have predicted this?!

Comments are pretty retarded and all focusing on “Muh societal expectations”, while totally missing the deeper point. She doesn’t feel any more “authentic”, clearly knows she’s a woman and misses it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/comments/1fh8pnk/i_have_been_having_doubts_about_my_ftm_journey/

In other news:

MANLY MAN EMBRACES MASCULINE HOBBY, KNITS MANLY SWEATER!



LIFE FORCE DRAINED FROM POONER, BECAUSE FAMILY CALLS OUT HER BULLSHIT. HAS A GOOD, MANLY CRY BUT NEEDS SUPPORT!