Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,473
Not related to the current drama (I like to think that button was deliberately sabotaged) but Hila recently did a photoshoot with her sister
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Idk Hila's sister looks kind of ugly too. They both have angular horse like faces, very strange.
This makes me almost wish Frogan had a thread she's a complete cow. It was fun watching her melt down when she got her looks compared to Jabba.
 
Idk Hila's sister looks kind of ugly too. They both have angular horse like faces, very strange.
This makes me almost wish Frogan had a thread she's a complete cow. It was fun watching her melt down when she got her looks compared to Jabba.
The wonders of semetic consanguinity

I find it cathartic to watch these "people" get pressed in public.
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Ethan and Hilo had a small confrontation with a Sneako fan asking about Sneako and Palestine.
He also says Ethan looks like a rapist.
Ethan definitly looks like a deranged hobo with his wide eyes and that weird hairstyle, but having his feet up on the dashboard like a passenger princess looks very gay.
 
If I somehow came in control of Ethan's body Quantum Leap style, here's what I'd do to fix his shit.

I'd get on the horn and ring up Jordan Peterson. I'd be like "Yo JB, you were right and I was wrong. Everything you said would happen did. Hasan played me like a fiddle and spit me out, and now I need to reevaluate all the new political view I gained while I was with him, see what I really believe and what was herd mentality. I need you to come back and do another episode with me, help me sort this shit out, get my redemption arc started. I want you to help me go over everything and figure out where it all went wrong, I wanna get as much of my old fanbase back as possible and finally shed this disgusting neolib Young Turks bukkake layer I've been covered in the last five years."

But Ethan would never do that because he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
If I somehow came in control of Ethan's body Quantum Leap style, here's what I'd do to fix his shit.

I'd get on the horn and ring up Jordan Peterson. I'd be like "Yo JB, you were right and I was wrong. Everything you said would happen did. Hasan played me like a fiddle and spit me out, and now I need to reevaluate all the new political view I gained while I was with him, see what I really believe and what was herd mentality. I need you to come back and do another episode with me, help me sort this shit out, get my redemption arc started. I want you to help me go over everything and figure out where it all went wrong, I wanna get as much of my old fanbase back as possible and finally shed this disgusting neolib Young Turks bukkake layer I've been covered in the last five years."

But Ethan would never do that because he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
I don't think switching to a another lolcow would change anything for the better.
 
Don't know if this was posted but shows off some more h3 drama.

You're attempting to whitewash Ethan, aren't you? Attempting to make him look good by comparison with this dimwitted fucker in the ski-mask?

It won't work. It doesn't matter how slimy his enemies are, Ethan is still a piece of shit.

If I somehow came in control of Ethan's body Quantum Leap style, here's what I'd do to fix his shit.

Neck myself.
 
If I somehow came in control of Ethan's body Quantum Leap style, here's what I'd do to fix his shit.

I'd get on the horn and ring up Jordan Peterson. I'd be like "Yo JB, you were right and I was wrong. Everything you said would happen did. Hasan played me like a fiddle and spit me out, and now I need to reevaluate all the new political view I gained while I was with him, see what I really believe and what was herd mentality. I need you to come back and do another episode with me, help me sort this shit out, get my redemption arc started. I want you to help me go over everything and figure out where it all went wrong, I wanna get as much of my old fanbase back as possible and finally shed this disgusting neolib Young Turks bukkake layer I've been covered in the last five years."

But Ethan would never do that because he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Actually I think the real way to save his career is to admit he's too stupid for politics and go back to not talking about it.
In fact I'd like every YouTuber and influencer to do this
 
I don't think switching to a another lolcow would change anything for the better.
Somehow, Peterson has his shit together more than Ethan. He might even be able to get him in contact with Ben Shapiro so he can grovel, beg for forgiveness and kiss the ring live. He might even be able to get into the good graces of The Daily Wire and by extension Conservative Inc. That's a pretty viable grift for him; all he would have to do is start showering regularly, stop picking fights with conservative influencers and adopt the opinion that Isreal is our friend and closest ally and did nothing wrong. He wouldn't even have to make nice with Crowder since he already burned his bridges with Shapiro.
It would be a win-win, really; Ben gets the good optics of redeeming yet another former leftist with facts and logic, and Ethan gets a comfy new podcast reciting neocon talking points and reading off advertisements.
 
It would if he picked a funnier one. Hasan's a whiny little bitch.
If I suddenly hijacked the mind of Hasan Piker, I would call Destiny to tell him that he is right about me, and then I would openly support the United States’ involvement in the Middle East in front of my fans.

Above anything else, Hasan is a narcissistic Turkish nationalist who would rather waste all his money, insult his fans, and eat shit than admit that he is wrong or that the United States isn’t totally evil. He may be a slimy sandnigger, but he has certain principles that he will not abandon. Hopefully, the turkroach will ruin his career with a particularly egregious comment, but there will always be fanatics who support his rhetoric.
 
If I suddenly hijacked the mind of Hasan Piker, I would call Sam Hyde to tell him that he is right about me, and then I would openly support Donald Trump in front of my fans while thanking them for wasting their money so I can use it to simp for everything they hate.
I would off myself if I had to live as a Turk for the rest of my life but this is how I would do it.
 
If I suddenly hijacked the mind of Hasan Piker, I would call Destiny to tell him that he is right about me, and then I would openly support the United States’ involvement in the Middle East in front of my fans
Really? I'd call Sam Hyde and then announce a free livestream of our fight, and only leave Hasan's body the moment the Candyman stepped into the ring.
 
Ethan Klein is currently live disavowing former cohost Hasan Piker, calling him a terrorist apologist and showing clips of Hasan playing propaganda on stream and defending the Houthis (which includes interviewing one of them on stream). The stream has been going for two hours, mixed reception from his audience.

No archive as its still live.

Thread on his subreddit (archive)
 
Ethan Klein is currently live disavowing former cohost Hasan Piker, calling him a terrorist apologist and showing clips of Hasan playing propaganda on stream and defending the Houthis (which includes interviewing one of them on stream). The stream has been going for two hours, mixed reception from his audience.

No archive as its still live.

Thread on his subreddit (archive)
Ethan literally living up to every single Jewish stereotype with this one.
 
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