Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[lindsayfan]

Jack showing off the business prowess that got him ridiculed on national television:

 

[p1138]

Jack showing off the business prowess that got him ridiculed on national television:

Of all the people to talk about "sourcing food" the guy that knows fucking nothing about restaurants, nothing about cooking, nothing about food, nothing about business, and yet he thinks he can "solve" all of the problems he thinks Five Guys supposedly has?

Let's be real. His real issue with Five Guys is that he went there by himself hoping he'd be able to participate in a gay gang bang and it didn't happen.

His second "problem" with Five Guys is basically what Rob pointed out. Fatty doesn't want any of the other shit on his burger, so he thinks he should be able to pay less because he isn't getting onions, mushrooms, etc. because those are all evil poisonous vegetables.

edit: I forgot his third problem with Five Guys. He hates smash burgers because his brain is too stupid to comprehend 2 thinner patties being the equivalent of a larger single patty but having more surface area for browning. The man has no functioning taste buds and treats pizza with a browned crust like it's burnt. The only reason he prefers In n Out(which is not a good burger, place is fucking bland as shit, only good thing about it is the customer service, also their fries are fucking awful) is that he can ask for a 4x4 and not feel like a retard because the staff aren't allowed to look at him like he's a disgusting slob.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Retards who REEEE about “chemicals” deserve to be fucking body slammed. Even water is a chemical, dipshits. Not to mention how stupid you have to be to think RFK is all about anything but RFK.

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Let me reiterate again its funny Jack thinks that they'd take down the FDA when his waifu actively made sure there were deregulations where companies can just investigate themselves for food safety, which resulted in the shit with Boar's Head Jack is complaining about.

Jack showing off the business prowess that got him ridiculed on national television:

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Five Guys is like maybe the one fast food place that can justify its pricing because it actively uses fresher ingredients compared to other Fast Food joints, and is very transparent to the average joe.

"I'd source my food better" Like how Jack says that and never elaborates, very smart.

For a youtube chef who is preaching about the food being unhealthy with chemicals, Jack sure really wants regular fast food places like In-N-Out,

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Retards who REEEE about “chemicals” deserve to be fucking body slammed. Even water is a chemical, dipshits. Not to mention how stupid you have to be to think RFK is all about anything but RFK.

Of all people who wants the FDA taken down, a fat fuck who has had 4 strokes before the age of 60 shouldn't be one of them

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack off criticizing a burger for "looking awful". Strokey can't even reheat a rotisserie chicken from Costco without it looking like a biohazard.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Of all people who wants the FDA taken down, a fat fuck who has had 4 strokes before the age of 60 shouldn't be one of them

FDA has a lot of issues primary on the Drug and Medical Devices side of the Agency. But anyone complaining about the Federal Government being involved in the process of our food should look at what it was like before Teddy Roosevelt got the Wiley Act through. Corporations actually use to put Formaldehyde in food as a preservative.

 

[#Ripley #]

FDA has a lot of issues primary on the Drug and Medical Devices side of the Agency. But anyone complaining about the Federal Government being involved in the process of our food should look at what it was like before Teddy Roosevelt got the Wiley Act through. Corporations actually use to put Formaldehyde in food as a preservative.

People today don't seem to remember Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle"

 

[Banks Davenport]

People today don't seem to remember Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle"

And companies still cut corners. A creamery in Vermont got shut down this year because their raw cheese killed people. Imagine dying over a wheel of brie.

 

[Adamska]

No idea wtf he’s even trying to say here:

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Retards who REEEE about “chemicals” deserve to be fucking body slammed. Even water is a chemical, dipshits. Not to mention how stupid you have to be to think RFK is all about anything but RFK.

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I can’t imagine he has ever sold any of this ugly shit:

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Jack showing off the business prowess that got him ridiculed on national television:

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This dummy should have been institutionalized decades ago. It’s terrifying that he procreated and owns firearms.

Jack clearly only saw the photo of what their melt looks like and got the big mad since he saw that the buns looked like it made up more of the sandwich than the patty. He's so terrified of losing any globules of fat from smashing the burgers, and so fucking stupid he doesn't get that you get two of them per sandwich, that he flails his one semi-working limb and legit throws a baby tantrum.

Also Five Guys is expensive because they give you a titanic amount of food AND openly admit they source their shit based on freshness. Their fries have come from the same potato farm no matter what the pricing was because it specifically made them more consistent in quality. They openly admit this. You see the story and can read it as you wait for your fuckload of food. They give you so much it's not uncommon to not be able to finish it all.

Jack again reminds you that his "business acumen" is how he unerringly finds places about to die or who are on life support. We've seen the slop shacks he likes; he's graded places that sell prison/cafeteria food higher than places that don't suck.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack showing off the business prowess that got him ridiculed on national television:




This dummy should have been institutionalized decades ago. It’s terrifying that he procreated and owns firearms.

Faggot saying somebody else's food looks terrible is funny as hell considering how shit most of his stuff looks like.

And yeah Five Guys costs more than McDonald's. Wendy's or Burger Thing but you can't compare the quality to the rest of those fast food places. They're in a different league. And their fries? Some of the best in the business. At least the ones I've gone to have had great fries.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is still dumb on Twitter



Continuing his campaign on Engagement Farming





And his plans for his exotic meat

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Continuing his campaign on Engagement Farming

This is so transparently just Jack’s sour grapes that others do well on social media and he can’t. What a fucking weenie.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

This is so transparently just Jack’s sour grapes that others do well on social media and he can’t. What a fucking weenie.

This is why he likes Facebook. He has the church fanboys who respond to his bitmoji templates, hadurs can't comment and if someone makes him angy he deletes their comment. On twitter absolutely no one but trolls respond to his pathetic attempts at engagement farming. Sometimes he can't even spot obvious fake accounts engaging with him like "Jakesh Srishvani"

 

[Mall Goth]

Those images are low-effort garbage even for Jack. I can't tell if he's trying to piss off vegetarians again or if he's just retarded and likes using cartoons because they're the only form of media he's capable of understanding. I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Those images are low-effort garbage even for Jack. I can't tell if he's trying to piss off vegetarians again or if he's just retarded and likes using cartoons because they're the only form of media he's capable of understanding. I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive.

I'll give him that there was a little bit of editing for once. Usually he just steals a thumbnail, the fucking communist.

 

[Neko GF]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFk

Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

 

[Super Hans v2]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFk

Going off just the thumbnail:

-Styrofoam trays again.
-Restaurant can't be fucked to even fit their slop to the tray compartments.
-Pancakes, mac and cheese, and okra as his three, very carnivore of Jack.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Very interesting frame of Jack here



Only food shown in the review



Interesting how Jack doesn't show his plate, but one forkful of chicken



As a side note, love how he tried to say the Meat Loaf is good because Tammy liked it and prefaced it by saying "You know a lot of people don't like meat loaf, so for her to say that" and then interrupted by Tammy saying she does like Meat Loaf

 

[AnOminous]

Going off just the thumbnail:

-Styrofoam trays again.
-Restaurant can't be fucked to even fit their slop to the tray compartments.
-Pancakes, mac and cheese, and okra as his three, very carnivore of Jack.

The food looked like shit you'd be served in a school cafeteria by some fat bitch in a hairnet slopping it onto a plastic tray.

"It was rilly guuuud" says Fatso.

And this zero taste fat fuckface bitched about Five Guys.

 

[biggacracka]

Interesting how Jack doesn't show his plate, but one forkful of chicken

Imagine being Jim Traynor, porking tamham and you look too the side and see this gimp saluting you with a forkfull of chicken