Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

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Gross. When's the last time they added anything good?
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Does the original Pokemon Mystery Dungeon count? There's also the Starfi games a couple months back, though they weren't translated.

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You. Are. Wrong.
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My brother in Christ, you sperged about the run button in a 2D Mario game. I'm going to go ahead and say your finger is probably not on the pulse of what Nintendo fanboys want in general. Do you have any idea how many people in their early adulthood have childhood nostalgia for the DS and 3DS?
 
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starborn427614 said:
Does the original Pokemon Mystery Dungeon count? There's also the Starfi games a couple months back, though they weren't translated.

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I do hope it closer to Xbox Series S when it comes CPU power. CPU is a really weak point of all last gen consoles, and could be a bottleneck for easy ports if it's not up to Series S level.
 
Sounds like Steam Deck, basically. I remember those libtards at Digital Foundry saying Steam Deck was pretty much performing in tests just below an XBSS.

I'd actually like it to at least match XBSS since it's gonna be what we're stuck with for the better part of a decade, but this will do.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
>between PS4 Pro and Xbox Series S when docked
Sony is FUCKED if true, lol
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That's not that bad, definitely can run Call of Duty then

I've had this Switch Lite just collecting dust because I hate looking down when playing games or when I'm on my phone. I think I might buy the Switch 2 eventually.

I wonder if there'll be a new 3D mario game on release
 
Never Scored said:
My brother in Christ, you sperged about the run button in a 2D Mario game. I'm going to go ahead and say your finger is probably not on the pulse of what Nintendo fanboys want in general. Do you have any idea how many people in their early adulthood have childhood nostalgia for the DS and 3DS?
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It’s amazing how natural the DS/3DS form factor feels despite the unconventional screen layout. I got a used New 3DS XL probably a couple months ago and it’s the most fun I’ve had with a handheld in many years, Switch included. It would probably do more harm than good to bring it back, but I’d like it.
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>between PS4 Pro and Xbox Series S when docked
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Good, that’s the bare minimum of what it should be. The people hoping for base PS4 power have standards so low they’re underground.
 
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still no analog triggers? It's hard to tell the size from that but I really hope the joycon sticks are full sized instead of the mini sticks that start to drift instantly.
 
Never Scored said:
My brother in Christ, you sperged about the run button in a 2D Mario game. I'm going to go ahead and say your finger is probably not on the pulse of what Nintendo fanboys want in general. Do you have any idea how many people in their early adulthood have childhood nostalgia for the DS and 3DS?
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And yet not even twelve hours later we get a somewhat credible form factor leak that confirms that I was right. And no the shitty fucking pad and general obnoxiousness of dual screen on-tv gameplay is why Wii U flopped.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
>between PS4 Pro and Xbox Series S when docked
Sony is FUCKED if true, lol
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I have my assumptions/estimates:

PS4 Lv = Sony is in for hardship but they will retain the devs that demand bleeding edge graphics. Less exclusives, even timed ones, than before.

PS4Pro Lv = Sony will not retain any exclusives that are not 1st or 2nd party. Might see the writing on the wall and start developing inhouse IPs to make games out of.

Above PS4Pro Xbox One X, almost PS5/XBox Series X/S = Well within the capabilities of competent porting studios to port any current gen game and any games made from now on will take the Switch 2 in mind first and foremost. Nintendo will have enough pull to request exclusives (they will not unless they make it a Mario + Rabbids-esque crossover or an Astral Blade/Bayonetta Nintendo-funded I.P.). Sony might have its last home console with the PS6 or even the PS5 if they do not get their act together and/or the Switch 2 has a good first year. They will crawl back to Japan then and only Capcom and (maybe) Konami will listen.
 
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And yet not even twelve hours later we get a somewhat credible form factor leak that confirms that I was right. And no the shitty fucking pad and general obnoxiousness of dual screen on-tv gameplay is why Wii U flopped.
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Bro, while I have mentioned before that I thought it would be a cool idea, I never said it's definitely going to have two screens. I was implying your constant spergouts every time someone brings up the idea of a second screen are retarded, and compared it to another retarded thing you sperged out about. The idea that you would quote my post and try to claim victory here is just evidence of autism spectrum disorder, because the whole joke is you literally get angry every time the idea a second screen is even brought up. Like the idea that someone would like the concept is a personal insult, and the idea that Switch 2 wouldn't have a second screen is some kind of bizarre personal victory.
 
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Never Scored said:
Bro, while I have mentioned before that I thought it would be a cool idea, I never said it's definitely going to have two screens. I was implying your constant spergouts every time someone brings up the idea of a second screen are retarded, and compared it to another retarded thing you sperged out about. The idea that you would quote my post and try to claim victory here is just evidence of autism spectrum disorder, because the whole joke is you literally get angry every time the idea a second screen is even brought up. Like the idea that someone would like the concept is a personal insult, and the idea that Switch 2 wouldn't have a second screen is some kind of bizarre personal victory.
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Because I don't want a Wii U 2, dipshit.
 
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