Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

It seems Chris has succumbed to the fate of all washed up icons of the internet, a dull and boring let's player.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Jesus Christ, Internet autism can find a flag in an unmarked room because of geographic data and planes flying above, but we still know nothing about Flutter.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It seems Chris has succumbed to the fate of all washed up icons of the internet, a dull and boring let's player.

I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the obvious irony in Chris's ~~latest~~ purchase.

 

[CFC-12]

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I also noticed later on that Chris's desk here is a lot messier than usual, seemingly containing multiple of...what seems to be electronic devices. They have never been seen in any prior (Minecraft stream from June 30 (Or around that, forgot when that was) or later (Like the Play button video).

Looks to be a Commodore 64 floppy drive and tape drive.

I guess he really does use that thing regularly?

 

[King Kiwi]

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I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the obvious irony in Chris's ~~latest~~ purchase.

Those silver eyes... Hubba hubba.

Yeah, Chris is a fat old man now.

But not like the good kind like James Earl Jones who will be remembered very fondly for years but like the other old fat guy that no one likes.

Even Doopie or one of her friends was making fun of Chris's age all the way back 8 years ago.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Those silver eyes... Hubba hubba.

Yeah, Chris is a fat old man now.

But not like the good kind like James Earl Jones who will be remembered very fondly for years but like the other old fat guy that no one likes.

Even Doopie or one of her friends was making fun of Chris's age all the way back 8 years ago.

And the thing is Chris has only himself to blame for aging so poorly. Look I get he's not like Jones with access to god knows how many Hollywood makeup and health treatments, but ffs the man couldn't be bothered to buy centrum and face wash when he was younger? Did his hs not teach him a thing about skin care or was he that lazy he didn't care the second it no longer became nessicsry to do so? Amd the most pathetic thing about all this it's not like Chris's aging was caused by a meaningful cause like working his fat ass off hard to make ends meet. No no his "stress" was caused by 13 year Olds picking on him for years, loitering in public trying to pick up women, eating crap food all his life, living in a filthy hoarders house, and being the obnoxious tardo he still is after 42 trips around the sun.

 

[LolRaccoon]

G5 of My Little Pony is ending with very little fanfare from Hasbro, but Chris is excited.

 

[King Kiwi]

G5 of My Little Pony is ending with very little fanfare from Hasbro, but Chris is excited.
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If by excited you mean a neutered pig finding a new mud hole to wallow in (that just so happens to be his own feces) until he farts and dies off his own noxious fumes, then yes.

 

[Ammyterasu]

G5 of My Little Pony is ending with very little fanfare from Hasbro, but Chris is excited.
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I wonder what would piss Chris off more, G6 announcement or a hard reboot of G4 with everything he hates (new art style, new voice actors, maybe moving to tiktok to appeal to baby zoomers)

Also Chris only has incest on his mind (x)

 

[A Grey Cat]

If by excited you mean a neutered pig finding a new mud hole to wallow in (that just so happens to be his own feces) until he farts and dies off his own noxious fumes, then yes.

Indeed as I said before this changes nothing. Chris will never be happy because he wanted g4 to go on longer and hasbro didn't give him what he wanted.

I've always been of the mind the true reason Chris was always so butthurt about g4 and brony con ending when it did. Is because he jumped on the mlp bandwagon too late to be anything beyond a footnote in its history. Chris WISHES he was as well "liked" as those involved with the Fandom in its heyday from madropony to living tombstone to those who were able to make near perfect fan animations that recreate the look of the show.

The thing is that heyday was around 2012 to 2015..ironically after clown world hit full time from 2016 onwards mlp just became less and less popular. It's fame fading as the public saw fans for what they really are.


In other words. Chris takes the retard cake by being one of the few who got shunned by an entire community who's philosophy revolved around accepting everyone for who they are and learning to be friends no matter how difficult it is.

 

[King Kiwi]

G6 announcement

now why would Hasbro do a thing like that?

 

[nvrwastetree]

Business is boomin'.

Enjoy your driveway rock collection nigger

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Enjoy your driveway rock collection nigger

Not even. They're aquarium gravel.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've always been of the mind the true reason Chris was always so butthurt about g4 and brony con ending when it did. Is because he jumped on the mlp bandwagon too late to be anything beyond a footnote in its history. Chris WISHES he was as well "liked" as those involved with the Fandom in its heyday from madropony to living tombstone to those who were able to make near perfect fan animations that recreate the look of the show.

I do think you're onto something here. Chris has had that "too late" syndrome for things like not knowing how to date the gal-pals back at Manchester, and was desperate to get them back together at a reunion, most likely so he could badger one or two of them to sleep with him, so I think you're right in that Chris got into it too late and now, nobody cares as much anymore.

In other words. Chris takes the retard cake by being one of the few who got shunned by an entire community who's philosophy revolved around accepting everyone for who they are and learning to be friends no matter how difficult it is.

I can see that too. Chris thinking the bronys all "misunderstood" him or something, but if they all got together again, then Chris thinks he can clear the air or something.

I've wondered why Chris has never gotten into the furry fandom, given his brony fandom interest, but I think that might stem from him viewing furry as mostly gay, whereas the MLP fandom had actual girls in it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

him viewing furry as mostly gay,

that was true more or less back in his prime in the 2000s to 2010s when chris hated gays.

whereas the MLP fandom had actual girls in it.

That...idk if it is true. The few natural born girls in the mlp Fandom even when Chris joined it were only into other chicks...hell I'm of the mind that part of the reason Chris went tomgirl was cause a voice actress for the dj one told him "I'm a lesbian." Which was true then...so Chris became a woman to get a woman..only for said voice actress to take it a step further and go full ftm after Chris tried to claim he was a cute fellow female fan too.

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

I do think you're onto something here. Chris has had that "too late" syndrome for things like not knowing how to date the gal-pals back at Manchester, and was desperate to get them back together at a reunion, most likely so he could badger one or two of them to sleep with him, so I think you're right in that Chris got into it too late and now, nobody cares as much anymore.

I can see that too. Chris thinking the bronys all "misunderstood" him or something, but if they all got together again, then Chris thinks he can clear the air or something.

I've wondered why Chris has never gotten into the furry fandom, given his brony fandom interest, but I think that might stem from him viewing furry as mostly gay, whereas the MLP fandom had actual girls in it.

As a newer incarnation of Mariposa Eleqtrique, I say, burn all this to the ground, create a truly Eglatarian society, and lock away all the autistics again. We should probably burn down the Internet too.

 

[King Kiwi]

As a newer incarnation of Mariposa Eleqtrique, I say, burn all this to the ground, create a truly Eglatarian society, and lock away all the autistics again. We should probably burn down the Internet too.

Wait, are you saying you are Mariposa or you aspire to be like her?

When I asked her, she said Chris was dead and pretty much implied that anyone who still follows him is a loser.

As for burning anything down, you should probably check with your local law enforcement before you do that.

 

[AnOminous]

that was true more or less back in his prime in the 2000s to 2010s when chris hated gays.

He never really hated gays, the only reason he was obsessed with them was a lot of trolls pretended to be or actually were gay and tormented him with homo shit. It's sort of like the bullshit where they tried to get him to say nigger so they could call him racist.

He was obviously uncomfortable with that to the point he invented "niggo" to avoid saying the actual hard R version.

 

[Bad as Can]

A redditor is selling the Sonichu license plate. He claims it wasn't stolen from the van, but how else would he have obtained it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/LICENSEPLA...omebody_please_get_this_thing_out_of_my_life/ (archive)

 

[D is for Stupid]

A redditor is selling the Sonichu license plate. He claims it wasn't stolen from the van, but how else would he have obtained it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/LICENSEPLA...omebody_please_get_this_thing_out_of_my_life/ (archive)

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Wasn't this on the van that Barbara crashed?

If so, the car was totaled so the plate was abandon with the car then.

Edit: additional info