Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Red Frida]

I wonder if he copy pastes his prison mantra, or writes it every time; again and again.

He's been typing it out since he fucked up a copy paste and revealed he's torque wheeler. He misspells the phrase sometimes.

 

[TurboNAS]

3500 pages is just your delusion, stlaker child. You’ve been told many times to stop posting. Wait for the knock.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's been typing it out since he fucked up a copy paste and revealed he's torque wheeler. He misspells the phrase sometimes.

Do you think he's too stupid to realize he could have a text replacement macro? I know iPhone can do it, I'm sure his shitty android could, too.

Apparently "Gboard" can do it, fucking weirdos with different keyboards.

iPhone chads can set one up here: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/use-text-replacements-iph6d01d862/ios

Now I can type "epsc" and get

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

Rickwriters will notice I embellished it, I like it that way.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Do you think he's too stupid to realize he could have a text replacement macro?

Yes, he's that stupid, and then some. 1.2 GPA, child.

Also: Bed bugs are perfectly fine for a modern establishment, child.

Thinking bedbugs are normal is something only the trashiest of trashy people would think.

In other words, people like Patrick.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

3500 pages is just your delusion, stlaker child. You’ve been told many times to stop posting. Wait for the knock.

I have never posted in this thread, Child. The police knows I haven't. The FBI knows you have. Brace for pepperoni, Prison-Child.

 

[Maude Snew]

He was thinking of the wurst bank; his supply of supple negroid meats - he’s branched out from simple pepperoni to a more midwestern liverwurst - now with real liver!

Uh you really don't want to eat the livers of his ingredients, it's probably best to just toss all the internal organs and the brain. Practice safe cannibalism.

 

[AnOminous]

I only just heard of the attack in the past hour and I immediately thought it was a PETN explosive. Went to check news sites and they confirmed it was a PETN explosive. Patrick is an idiot like usual.

It was kind of obvious. Not much (at least not much that is practical) will cause a huge amount of damage in the absolutely tiny space available in those pagers, even if you assume they intercepted and replaced their functioning innards with something miniaturized to make more space. Not sure if they had to do that but it seems possible.

 

[grey area]

Pat must be a complete fucking slob if he'd tolerate bed bugs. Both are parasites, so I guess it's fitting.

I'm honestly disgusted at the thought.

 

[Red Frida]

Do you think he's too stupid to realize he could have a text replacement macro? I know iPhone can do it, I'm sure his shitty android could, too.

I'm not sure whether taking your advice would be letting the idiots win but I'd appreciate the increase in his stalker childing efficiency so he can bless us with more shit books.

It was kind of obvious. Not much (at least not much that is practical) will cause a huge amount of damage in the absolutely tiny space available in those pagers, even if you assume they intercepted and replaced their functioning innards with something miniaturized to make more space. Not sure if they had to do that but it seems possible.

2020 hindsight but it seems pretty retarded for an irregular military force to standardize communication hardware like that. Wouldn't it be easier just to pay a few Iranians to homebrew up an encrypted smart phone app?

 

[AnOminous]

Folks have farted in Niki’s vagina

Fatty's sure pumping out the milk lately. Is it even possible to post a troll so low effort that this mental retard won't dance like a monkey for the troll's amusement?

I suspect he’s already rented it two or three times and has photo and video ready to release at the appropriate moment.

That would be the hoot. Sometimes I think it's a good thing the scoundrels do not need to follow our onsite rules.

My personal favorite would be if some renter totally accidentally forgot to flush and he went completely insane.

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This is why your dreams of being a "hard SF" writer are already over. Enjoy flunking, retard.

Also: Bed bugs are perfectly fine for a modern establishment, child.

I'm looking forward to this fat faggot having both halves of his hovel infested with bed bugs.

Do you think he's too stupid to realize he could have a text replacement macro? I know iPhone can do it, I'm sure his shitty android could, too.

He may be so buttfuck retarded he doesn't even know he types it hundreds of times a day and thinks it's a new, witty comeback every time he says it. He has worms in his brain.

Pat must be a complete fucking slob if he'd tolerate bed bugs. Both are parasites, so I guess it's fitting.

He's an absolute dipshit. Yes, fancy hotels have gotten bed bugs. It's impossible to avoid some guest bringing them in in luggage. But if I'm going somewhere and find a series of Yelp reviews or whatever in the last couple days, I'm just not going to that place for a while, and certainly not until there are no longer reports of that shit.

Here's one bed bug report from a couple days ago with pictures of the bed bug bites:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g35805-d111501-r79709640-Palmer_House_a_Hilton_Hotel-Chicago_Illinois.html

(archive)

I love the idea of Fatty having both herpes and bed bugs, like the diseased, subhuman trash he is.

2020 hindsight but it seems pretty retarded for an irregular military force to standardize communication hardware like that. Wouldn't it be easier just to pay a few Iranians to homebrew up an encrypted smart phone app?

There are good reasons to be wary of smartphones, and having a uniform means of communication actually makes sense, but if you're going to put all your eggs in one basket you'd best guard the fuck out of that basket. It's not like they ordered those things off HymieTech and had them shipped straight from Tel Aviv but they obviously weren't doing their homework.

Also those ancient pagers, as someone pointed out on this thread or elsewhere, use fat waves that penetrate structures better, like tunnels, buildings, etc. That's why boomers like doctors and lawyers use them, since they're often in such places as hospitals, courthouses, etc.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Fatty's sure pumping out the milk lately. Is it even possible to post a troll so low effort that this mental retard won't dance like a monkey for the troll's amusement?

Nik's attempt to impersonate Fatty Hoglinson didn't get a reaction from the Man of Pig somehow.

 

[Azdy]

70,000 posts! We did it Fatrick!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

70,000 posts! We did it Fatrick!

Yeah, but how many X posts does Rick have, BABY, little, TINY, CHILD?

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Maude Snew]

Yeah, but how many X posts does Rick have, BABY, little, TINY, CHILD?

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

All of us combined have made roughly a third of the posts he himself has made just in this context, yet the people here have shown infinitely more creativity and joy than he ever has in his entire life. Really makes you think unless you're Fat Rick himself who will tell you that's not how thinking works, child. Also if all the posters in this thread were somehow merged in a weird sci-fi thing that mass would still not even register compared to his truly gargantuan and fat carcass. FAT.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I don't know shitter - is "Likes 79,218" how many he as RECEIVED or GIVEN?

Either way it's an embarrassment - either he posts 3 times as much as he likes other posts, or people don't like his posts at all.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It was kind of obvious. Not much (at least not much that is practical) will cause a huge amount of damage in the absolutely tiny space available in those pagers, even if you assume they intercepted and replaced their functioning innards with something miniaturized to make more space. Not sure if they had to do that but it seems possible.

There's another explosive material made in Germany little over a decade ago that will be used in the future but currently it's so sensitive that just touching it can cause it to explode. If you move it, it'll explode. If it's in bright light, it'll explode. If you leave it undisturbed in a glass vial, it'll explode. If water touches it, it'll explode.

 

[Archie Bunker]

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In a no-win scenario, I would just win, child. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand. Watch more Marvel slop so you, too, can begin to master my reality-rejection techniques.

Really highlights his childlike mindset. In all his favorite media, the good guys always win, so he can't even conceptualize anything else anymore. It just can't happen. He did not pay Quasi, etc.

Well, we know he’s not picking his daughter.

 

[Broadside]

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All of us combined have made roughly a third of the posts he himself has made just in this context, yet the people here have shown infinitely more creativity and joy than he ever has in his entire life. Really makes you think unless you're Fat Rick himself who will tell you that's not how thinking works, child. Also if all the posters in this thread were somehow merged in a weird sci-fi thing that mass would still not even register compared to his truly gargantuan and fat carcass. FAT.

He fucking lives for that follower count. He clings to it like crazy. I bet he has nightmares that his X account has been deleted and he's lost all his followers, his one thing that gives him perceived status, the one thing he has that strokes his narcissistic ego and elevates him above the jerks and bullies of his childhood. He would absolutely snap if he ever lost his X followers.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Also: Bed bugs are perfectly fine for a modern establishment, child.
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Interesting take from an airbnb owner.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Interesting take from an airbnb owner.

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

They are not bedbugs. The bed is made of bugs.