Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

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Chongqing said:
That looks fucking good.
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I wonder how hard I can push this until it becomes a salty meaty monstrosity, if they allow adding an extra meat patty, surely they allow 2. The only thing was it was a tad bit dry but a bit of tomato sauce and tobasco should sort that out.
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The next bit of Australian goyslop I want to try is the breakfast shitake mushroom burrito from guzman y gomez, might e slightly healthier....
 
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I enjoy the canned nacho cheese sauce for nachos...yeah I know it's soy bean oil with cheese flavoring but I enjoy it with a light beer.
 
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I have ever worked in goyslop restaurants just to save money and get free slop. I might just return to that life.
 
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I've been stealing little packets of soy sauce from the supermarket. The ones for single use. It's supposed to be for if you get to-go sushi, but I just take one sometimes.

Today I emptied one into a very small teacup, and then I added an egg yolk.

I dipped what I was eating into the cup, and it became covered in salty yolk sauce before each bite.

Edit to add: I often ask permission to take a packet and set of chopsticks. The cashiers think this is very funny, and say yes. So it's not entirely "stealing." I just don't pay for it.
 
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Recently, I've been having a cheeky burrito at least once a week at work. I found it a bit boring, which isn't a shock considering 'Straya isn't a hub for Mexican foods. I decided to change the flavour profile by adding in some dumpling sauce to the mix.

The slight salt/vinegar taste adds a bit more to the burrito in my mind. Then again, years ago one of my guilty pleasures was refried bean pasta.
 
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Shipping Steel said:
Recently, I've been having a cheeky burrito at least once a week at work. I found it a bit boring, which isn't a shock considering 'Straya isn't a hub for Mexican foods. I decided to change the flavour profile by adding in some dumpling sauce to the mix.

The slight salt/vinegar taste adds a bit more to the burrito in my mind. Then again, years ago one of my guilty pleasures was refried bean pasta.
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Do you get it at a chain like guzman y gomez? Well. you could always try a bowl instead, add like black rice at zambrero.
 
Begemot said:
Do you get it at a chain like guzman y gomez? Well. you could always try a bowl instead, add like black rice at zambrero.
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Yeah, I know they have started to pop up a lot more, but my nearest one is 45 minutes away from me. There was a food truck a while ago that did some killer tacos.

I'll take that in to consideration though, guess I'll keep pounding the pavement and trying to suss some hidden gems!
 
Shipping Steel said:
Yeah, I know they have started to pop up a lot more, but my nearest one is 45 minutes away from me. There was a food truck a while ago that did some killer tacos.

I'll take that in to consideration though, guess I'll keep pounding the pavement and trying to suss some hidden gems!
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I just find it weird that a country like Australia has 4 main goyslop tex mex chains pop up all within the same timeframe, mad mex, zambreros, salsas, & guzmen y gomez. Taco Bell is a different beast. Taco Bill is 1980's style Melbourne retro Mexican that has great salsa with a Scoville level of 100.
 
Quesadillas with hot sauce midnight snack edition.

Has probably gained me 10-15 of my extra 40 lbs.
 
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umseriously said:
It's a little Caesars thing. If I recall correctly, they give out some free crazy bread every week if you're using T-Mobile or anything owned by them.
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Little Caesars crazybread has no business being as great as it is.

Nogbertstein said:
Quesadillas with hot sauce midnight snack edition.

Has probably gained me 10-15 of my extra 40 lbs.
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I don't want to be the reason why you gained another 15 pounds, but....

If you think that's good, try adding a line of tahini sauce to the quesadilla. It gives it a twang of fast food magic.
 
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Eating the greasy takeout garbage was particularly rough this time. My body really isn't used to goyslop anymore and the monthly "treat" really doesn't feel like a treat anymore, it feels like self inflicted punishment. I feel sick as a fucking dog in August.

Bye bye, Americanized Chinese takeout. I'll miss what we once had, but not what you are or what we've become. :heart-empty:
 
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