Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

Even if he was proven to be doing something illegal he still wouldn’t get arrested. Honestly if you ask me his editing style is probably the most illegal thing he does, god it’s so fucking ugly

He could post a video to Instagram of him molesting a child while shouting his name and address, he won't be prosecuted. England is nonce heaven. I don't think its realistic to see the point of all this as getting him arrested. I'd love him to be, don't get me wrong. I'd like him to be locked away in a dark room for life. For me, the point of all of this investigation is to bust the little bubble David has made for himself. He has operated doing this for decades without any fear. He's been able to post for a long time with doing only the most basic opsec undisturbed. I believe outside of SSB he is capable of speaking somewhat normally (for a sperg) while only coming across as moderately creepy. I feel there is a much bigger disconnect between SSB and his offline self than people realise. I don't say that as if to imply he's a mastermind of manipulation, I am quite confident that if KF was presented with a full archive of the SSB and Stefanie profiles this man would be doxed and buried a week ago. But things have played out in such a way for him that he's been safely protected in this bubble, and I think the goal of unwrapping who he is is popping that. Making him second guess if he wants to go to church today as someone may be there looking for him, staying away from charity events full of children, having some pang of fear when he sees a location he enjoys mentioned. The only people David has had to deal with in the SSB persona so far are doomy, docile britbongs. He knows these people will just turn their heads or cross the street and leave him undisturbed, no threat to him.

Not just close. Practically next to Beaufoy.
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Lambeth Walk is a hot spot. We ought to keep an eye in the FB group now.

I do agree with your theory. I proposed several pages ago that the Doncaster footage could be old and thus explain how he doesn't look mid to late 50s. Given he owns a Samsung Galaxy A20e, the footage was probably recorded with something else or the camera is very shit and if the Reddit dox is right it could be quite old. How old exactly is difficult for me to ascertain, it looks like an older smartphone camera to me but I could be wrong.

To add to the church speculations something that I didn't include was that to me he talks about the GCI like something he revers but doesn't really belong to. As in he either converted or has a deep emotional attachment to the church based on how he phrased it, it even sounded like he was just listing stuff you would get off Wikipedia. He definitely moves in the Churches of Christ/Independent churches though and so far all leads are within the Evangelical Alliance.

Since I'm trapped at home waiting for calls, I'll check the Bluebell Walk media stuff too.

I've been combing through that churches social media, no sighting of him yet. They have group photos and do point out a few people are missing from them, so I'm not convinced he doesn't attend. Doncaster folk have said he moved out some time ago, and I believe it. The camera looks older to me as well. When I first saw this content I assumed he was filming off some cheap welfare phone, but now I think the footage is just old.

That Vauxhaul church is an Evangelical church also. I'll have a look for any others in this area and comb their social media pages too. It would be helpful if other members here could help comb through the St Christopher's bluebell walk archives as there is a lot to go through, including the justgiving pages.

It really is frustrating how reddit insisted they were doing all this investigation, they have archived next to nothing. I'd love a copy of SSB's following/follower lists on Instagram, as well as accounts liking his posts. Just the following list would share what kids he was targeting, what churches he engages with, what charities, etc. But the geniuses over at Reddit decided not to grab any of it, now SSB is in DFE it's going to be so much harder to pin him.

 

[CBX7BANXA8NQM]

David Firth, creator of Salad Fingers and purported 'mastermind of the smartschoolboy9 ARG' according to Tiktok zoomers, has had enough of the weenery. I can't blame him.
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[HarveyMCR]

David Firth, creator of Salad Fingers and purported 'mastermind of the smartschoolboy9 ARG' according to Tiktok zoomers, has had enough of the weenery. I can't blame him.
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You should post this to the community happenings thread

 

[jogging1530]

I wish I could find the Stefanie post featuring the mural, I didn't want to save it to my phone for obvious reasons.

Found the post you were referring to.
4:39 in this scroll through of the Instagram account.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

David Firth, creator of Salad Fingers and purported 'mastermind of the smartschoolboy9 ARG' according to Tiktok zoomers, has had enough of the weenery. I can't blame him.
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We don’t even know if it was the same guy either. There’s a likelihood it was him but still…

Also David Firth thinks that SSB9 was influenced by him, instead of vice-versa like lot of people thought.

 

[Umaibae]

So what did we learn, everyone?

Zoomers and Gen Alpha are fucking retarded.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Are we in agreement here that he is in the Brixton area of London, since he identifies himself at that location in a video posted a few months ago this year?

Is very likely but we've no smoking gun.

Do we think SSB9 has an account here and is reading this thread?

Lurking? I would bet money on it

I started to look down this avenue, but I noticed later in the comments he mentions having collections of tapes he listened to when he wasn't meeting with any group.

So David doesn't see attending a group as a necessity, it's possible he could still attend a group. This also gives a vague lead: a woman named Ruth who lived in Milton Keynes in 1996 who was, it seems, affiliated with the Church of God groups?

This right here is why I hate the """investigators""" even more. SSB9 basically doxes himself and these fuckers probably didn't archive half of it considering they totally don't dox.

1. He lived in London before MK. If he returned to London permanently in these 27 years, who knows.
2. He interacted with 3-4 COG groups, which implies he DID move around because of the church. Maybe not as much as it looks to us with the leads we have but he has mobility.
3. David Fenney is listed as being in charge of over half the COG churches (including Sheffield, Yorkshire) in the directory. Same last name as Barbara Fenney who wrote to The Journal in 1999 for people to not send money to David Alter.

You just read how he writes and notice his tangents almost serve to dox him. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a post with the name of that pastor's daughter. He probably would be doxing himself right now if he saw a post in Galley Hill about ecumenical church studies.

I got an idea for tracking the Bluebell Walk lead but it has to wait until most people in the UK are awake.

We don’t even know if it was the same guy either. There’s a likelihood it was him but still…

Also David Firth thinks that SSB9 was influenced by him, instead of vice-versa like lot of people thought.
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Maybe they are similar because they both were in Doncaster for a long time? Maybe the weird, cracking voice Firth does wasn't invented by him?

 

[Looney Troons]

Do local lunatics just not exist anymore? Is this a foreign concept to the TikTok generation? Do they not realize that 20+ years ago, we didn’t have spying devices in our pockets at all times? Damn, these kids are actually retarded.

Spoiler: Local lunatic in my town as a kid

In my town as I was growing up, there was a man named Bryan (not his real name). He owned a couple video rental stores in 90s. He lived this rockstar lifestyle and I distinctly remember him owning aLamborghini of some type, first I had seen in real life. Beloved figure in the town. He would do cool shit like hosting lock-ins for the teenagers where they got to play whatever video game was available in the store with all of the junk food you could eat, or have a showing for a big boxing match in one of the stores.

Our town eventually got a Blockbuster which slowly drained his businesses, eventually killing them. He was a dude in his ~40s or so at the time, and his wife was in her 20s. She left him while he was going broke. He lost everything. He disappeared for a while and then began randomly showing up at a pond in a woman’s sundress, presumably his ex-wife’s. He would spend entire days and evenings feeding the ducks some seeds and would politely walk up to anyone attempting to feed the ducks bread, explaining the dangers of doing so. This went on for several years. Don’t know how or if this dude ever ate, he was a skeleton, suppose it might have been through the goodwill of the townspeople.

Super nice dude. Don’t know what happened to him. When I return home, I like to go stir up a conversation with the older folks; “remember Bryan?” As the years progress, it’s like a game of telephone, details are obfuscated. So many stories of this guy that you can never tell if fabricated or not. They’re all entertaining though.

 

[Daphne Conner Moon]

3. David Fenney is listed as being in charge of over half the COG churches (including Sheffield, Yorkshire) in the directory. Same last name as Barbara Fenney who wrote to The Journal in 1999 for people to not send money to David Alter.

Nice catch. I apologize if this has already been noted, but Barbara is David's wife and the treasurer. I missed that.

Link: https://www.ucg.org/members/news/home-office-weekly-update-april-4-2024
Archive: https://archive.is/w1eQK

Link: https://ucg.org.uk/ucg-national-council/
Archive: https://archive.is/mhTFs

I missed the letter by Barbara asking not to give money to David Alter. I'll dig back through and find it and see if I can't reach out to her. Honestly with church stuff little details like that are often the tip of an iceberg, but churches tend to want to avoid controversy, so we should use caution. It might be worth thinking of a ploy to ask about him without calling attention to the massive online crapshow and his weird side... something more innocuous, like trying to get in touch with an old acquaintance, and mentioning indirectly some distasteful things that had happened in the past.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Do local lunatics just not exist anymore?

My guy you're on the website dedicated to cataloguing them. There's still local cryptids going around but they just don't stand out nowadays considering all the trannies and enlightened feminists. I think a decent portion of them just stay at home and goon now instead

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I was going to give the example of Greenock Catman as a "local weirdo with little to no substantial documentation" but apparently there's been a whole documentary about him.

 

[lil retard]

I feel there is a much bigger disconnect between SSB and his offline self than people realise.

Honestly I think no one notices him without the getup. He’s just a balding, overweight middle aged man. Heck, I half expect him to still live in Doncaster and everyone thinks he left long ago because he stopped going out in the getup.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

I missed the letter by Barbara asking not to give money to David Alter. I'll dig back through and find it and see if I can't reach out to her. Honestly with church stuff little details like that are often the tip of an iceberg, but churches tend to want to avoid controversy, so we should use caution. It might be worth thinking of a ploy to ask about him without calling attention to the massive online crapshow and his weird side... something more innocuous, like trying to get in touch with an old acquaintance, and mentioning indirectly some distasteful things that had happened in the past.

Perhaps pose as an extended family member wanting to find more information? Or a member of a church having issues with him elsewhere, needing to build up a case to get him removed from your church. I highly doubt anyone has contacted his church yet, the reddit detectives seem to have done little more than try to catfish SSB on Discord.

Honestly I think no one notices him without the getup. He’s just a balding, overweight middle aged man. Heck, I half expect him to still live in Doncaster and everyone thinks he left long ago because he stopped going out in the getup.

Especially in England. An unremarkable creepy nonce out and about is a dime a dozen. I'd love for us to find a video of some church event where we could watch him interacting in the wild, I'm curious how he comes across.

 

[lil retard]

Especially in England. An unremarkable creepy nonce out and about is a dime a dozen. I'd love for us to find a video of some church event where we could watch him interacting in the wild, I'm curious how he comes across.

Most likely very quiet and keeps to himself. Notice that no one ever claimed to have known him in church or school or work or anything. They just remembered him as the creepy guy who wore a school uniform.

 

[jogging1530]

churches tend to want to avoid controversy, so we should use caution. It might be worth thinking of a ploy to ask about him without calling attention to the massive online crapshow and his weird side

What I'm suggesting might be a bad idea but how about a more straightforward and honest approach. If we show the church how the church's name is being spoiled by association with him, they might develop motivation to denounce him publicly, using his real name; or they might even use some political power to make sure he's behind the bars.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I missed the letter by Barbara asking not to give money to David Alter.

In case you still need them.

https://www.thejournal.org/articles/issue24/letters.html#google_vignette

https://archive.is/DfuVs

I did notice the shared last name but I've to admit I got a case of detective's curse. My post about churches was going to end originally with a bigger emphasis on Pentecostals and the Assemblies of God but the more I digged the more I realized I was getting lost on my own theories. The Evangelical Alliance is huge and almost every protestant denomination is in it but not the AoG or any big group of protestant churches, so I quit whatever point I was trying to make. Mostly independents churches without the resources to have proper halls and willing to share.

Peterborough is seventy minutes away from Milton Keynes, bit under 60 miles. Do you think Ruth could be there? Crazy hunch, I know, but is kind of weird he singled out that place in his post talking about disfellowship as he tends to give key details while in tangents.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

What I'm suggesting might be a bad idea but how about a more straightforward and honest approach. If we show the church how the church's name is being spoiled by association with him, they might develop motivation to denounce him publicly, using his real name; or they might even use some political power to make sure he's behind the bars.

He’s not gonna be put behind bars dude lol.

 

[oopsallcocks]

What I'm suggesting might be a bad idea but how about a more straightforward and honest approach. If we show the church how the church's name is being spoiled by association with him, they might develop motivation to denounce him publicly, using his real name; or they might even use some political power to make sure he's behind the bars.

Sorry, I thought I was logged into Kiwifarms, not some Game of Thrones fanfiction forum.

 

[Baby Pom]

Has anyone tried contacting that King school for a statement on how he may have gotten his uniform

UK context - you can just buy them, sometimes even online. Schools rarely sell them themselves, they don't have time for that, they often have a contract with a specialty store who sells uniforms for multiple schools in the area where you can just go in and buy them off the rack.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Good point. Did anybody look around on MySpace? Is that even possible in the current year?

MySpace was popular at the time with scene and emo kids, but most chavs and scallies - the kind kof kids who would've taken photos of local weirdos or filmed themselves harassing or happy-slapping them - used Bebo. It started in 2005 so it wouldn't cover the 90s but there may be stuff on there from the mid to late 2000s.