I've considered making a thread for this one a couple times since I'm legitimately puzzled, but for real: why exactly are lesbians so fat?
There are clearly thin dykes out there but it's legit like 1/10th of lesbians (or "lesbians" since loads of supposed lesbians aren't actually lesbians. Basically if a girl isn't obese and knows how to use makeup, they're not a lesbian. Actually lesbianism is mostly a myth). They're fat way, way more often than the average. Every single one I've known personally has been fat.
A few possibilities I've brainstormed:
Charitable:
- When I was a wee lad I asked my mother why they're so fat, and she suggested maybe since they're not into men they put on weight so guys won't look at them...The problem is that they still have to look at each other. That then suggests that not only is lesbianism a 100% psychological complex that they think themselves into, but that they're also so slovenly and have such low standards that they don't care if they and their partners are profoundly unhealthy and have eating problems.
- Lesbians are attracted to more masculine features, women are smaller, and therefore one of the only ways they can easily get "big" is by getting fat.
Uncharitable:
- Lesbianism is a mental disorder, and like so many it's associated with other negative personality traits.
- Lesbians are emotionally stunted bisexuals and develop a pseudo-sexuality purely due to an unwillingness to learn to interact properly with the opposite sex (they only see women as "safer" and thus they require less effort). Their fatness is an extension of their lazy, immature narcissism.
I'm leaning towards the idea that women tend to be fatter (since women's vice tends to be food), and lesbians are mostly slobs who figure that they'll date each other regardless so there's no point in even trying to control themselves.
It's just interesting how homos by and large tend to be obsessed with physique and fitness, and lesbians tend to be sloppy obese hippos.
