Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Bassomatic]

These reviews are parody level. Like if I wanted to make fun of the 1000000+ low effort YouTubers out there who just want an excuse to eat out id still put in more work then these wrecks.

Tammy never has cared, and Jack can't do more anymore. He legitimately is that crippled. (And gay)

Actually to go back a bit and not to poli sperg but lot of us are into food (and by default it's history) we all know of the Jungle and some of the fucked up stuff that happened. Sinclair was an open socialist and did admit he lied about some stuff (esp the plot) because he wanted to get the ball rolling. Also like any long time Jack posted regardless where you stand political religious etc it's well worth laughing at Jack.

Funny enough just a few years ago Hebrew national got pinched for doing bad things to hot dogs. My question is how do you skimp on tires and road kill? I keed I keed.

 

[The Stranger]

And this zero taste fat fuckface bitched about Five Guys.

I'm fairly confident the only things he can make out are the size of the number next to the menu item and the size of the fud. You could probably serve him a block of cardboard covered in sauce for $2 and he'd give you an A BLUS

 

[biggacracka]

You could probably serve him a block of cardboard covered in sauce for $2 and he'd give you an A BLUS

"De meat wuz a bit dr*gurles*ry but de sauce heps an for 2$ you can't go wong guyse. Iz an A BLUS from me"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm fairly confident the only things he can make out are the size of the number next to the menu item and the size of the fud. You could probably serve him a block of cardboard covered in sauce for $2 and he'd give you an A BLUS

No he likes his meat thick, he hates Five Guys because of the smash burgers

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

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When he says "Shes had A LOTT of meatloafs" I had the feeling he was talking about BBC

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack whines about technology



Another post about how much he loves his wife



I'm pretty sure an average person who likes to cook would be better than Jack who has been cooking for 15+ years



So people want to buy merch of a retarded fat bald guy

 

[biggacracka]

I'm pretty sure an average person who likes to cook would be better than Jack who has been cooking for 15+ years

Come the fuck on!
He could have went with a play here and just reply "cooking with Jack" as it's not only the name of the channel but what the channel [should be] about

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Come the fuck on!
He could have went with a play here and just reply "cooking with Jack" as it's not only the name of the channel but what the channel [should be] about

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jack Scalfani is fucking retarded.

 

[Marc]

These reviews are parody level. Like if I wanted to make fun of the 1000000+ low effort YouTubers out there who just want an excuse to eat out id still put in more work then these wrecks.

 

[biggacracka]

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jack Scalfani is fucking retarded.

Sometimes I forget how retarded he is. I always think he can't be any more retarded and BOOM, there he goes, pushing the limits of retardation further and further

 

[p1138]

"Wahhh, Elon, get rid of the engagement farmers!" proceeds to provide engagement to an engagement farming account lol

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Going off just the thumbnail:

-Styrofoam trays again.
-Restaurant can't be fucked to even fit their slop to the tray compartments.
-Pancakes, mac and cheese, and okra as his three, very carnivore of Jack.

I was going to say absolutely none of it looks appetizing at all. Given the place is completely dead during the dinner hours even for takeout it likely says a lot about the food.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is still dumb on Twitter

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Continuing his campaign on Engagement Farming

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And his plans for his exotic meat

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Of all the things to make with such an "exotic" meat as rabbit he chooses stew.

These jokes almost write themselves.

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

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Looks like shit. But then it's a small hole in the wall. All I know is that Fatty is not the voice of reason when it comes to restaurant choices. Give him enough meat, fat and grease for a cheap price and he says it's gud.

 

[Jex]

I read an article about a man who accidentally stabbed himself to death while trying to separate frozen burgers. He had an impaired arm due to a stroke, which made me think of Jack. It’s impressive that he’s still going.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m sure Jack is shifting tons of seasonal stock with his CWJ Halloween gear.



Tammy just humors him as he sits in his “office” all day, playing with Canva and calling himself a fashion designer.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

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That looks fucking disgusting. It looks like it's been sitting out all day. Not just Jack, but the food too

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That looks fucking disgusting. It looks like it's been sitting out all day. Not just Jack, but the food too

Yeah the food looks like school cafeteria food.

 

[AnOminous]

Of all the things to make with such an "exotic" meat as rabbit he chooses stew.

And he picks rabbit. There's literally a thing called "rabbit starvation" where humans can literally starve to death if they eat nothing but rabbit, a high protein, nearly zero carb zero fat. If you eat nothing but rabbit, even if you ate every rabbit that ever rabbitted, you'd still die of starvation.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

If you eat nothing but rabbit, even if you ate every rabbit that ever rabbitted, you'd still die of starvation.

Rabbit would help him. Look at him. You think this mf is gonna starve?

 

[Marc]

As if I would ever worry about that blob experiencing malnourishment. Jack could wash up on a beach and live off his own fat reserves for weeks while Chinese fisherman cut steaks from his midsection and occasionally poke massive leaks when they cut into his diaper.

For anyone lacking the necessary imagination: