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A Nova Scotia woman with lymphedema has applied for MAID.

This is not to start a MAID sperg. This woman wants a surgery that is covered by Nova Scotia, but nobody in Nova Scotia does it since its so specialized. So the province would theoretically cover it, but they won't cover it if the woman goes out of province. It's a Kafkaesque loophole, and it looks the MAID application is a stunt to get the province to change their policy.

What's interesting is that the surgery is not liposculpture!! Colour me shocked. It's something called LVA, which apparently involves rewiring the lymph vessels so the fluid bypasses the damaged area and drains back into the venous system. It is NOT simply removing fibrotic tissue.

This woman was able to get LVA in one leg out of country, but had to remortgage her house to do it. SMH. Should've had an Instagram sponsorship instead of a normal career, lady!

This woman spends 5 hours a day in her compression machine, and wears compression garments all the time. She's also a healthy weight.

I hope "poster child for lipodema" Anna prancing around with her crippling pain and 500 pounds of unburnable fat doesn't make things harder for people like this poor lady.

*I know lipodema and lymphedema are different things, but I'm not sure Anna does. I'm confused now if she's claimed to have both? The surgery was for lipodema and the massage machine her soul mate fit for her was for lymphedema? Idk whatever.
 
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brooky said:
What's interesting is that the surgery is not liposculpture!! Colour me shocked. It's something called LVA, which apparently involves rewiring the lymph vessels so the fluid bypasses the damaged area and drains back into the venous system. It is NOT simply removing fibrotic tissue.
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She also speaks of how one major thing with it it is you can see color changes in the legs due to drainage issues.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
I call bullshit. If you've been to the doctor's anytime since the pandemic, a good half of the seats are wide load benches now. If anything, good luck finding an empty normal sized chair.
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I didn’t know they had special seats for the large folk. Maybe Anna needs to get the mobility scooter and fit her ass on that. But thinking about my doc‘s office and realized that she doesn’t have any fatty sitting at all. She‘s a skinny B who runs and routinely gets remarks on her ratings that she nags people about their weight; maybe her seating is a message😏
 
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Yes Anna that thin man did that to specifically target you.

In fact the doctor’s office held a casting call for “Austin skinny guy (with/without ponytail)” on purpose just to irk you personally. They also replaced all the other seating in the waiting room with a mix of barstools and those plastic lawn chairs with armrests to really rub it in that you should be denied a wide load sofa. This was after they closed the complimentary snack bar and bought all of the Doritos out of the vending machine. The Snickers too. It’s not as if you don’t guntspread yourself, legs permanently splayed due to thighs the size of most women’s torsos and a gut that enters the room two days before you do. A physical state that now requires you to purchase an entire row of airplane seats when your mere slip of a 2017 self could get by with just two.

You see they knew the “outsides of your legs” would be causing you tremendous agony, what with the two rounds of elective lipo you’ve had in the last two months. No one else in that waiting room was sick or in pain— just you, you, you!
 
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Not buying. As many here have mentioned, there is more wide load seating all the time. 4 years ago at the start of many medical visits, maybe 10% of seats were wide load.

In some places, that’s now up to 50%.

Interesting it’s always a thin man. Guess we women are just more pilite? LOL
 
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More likely scenario: An attractive thin man looked at Anna in the waiting room like a normal fucking person, she got incredibly insecure and had to create an insane, delusional highschool like social situation to feel like a victim and receive online asspats like all deathfats seem to crave.

Anna, next time use all that loose skin
& lipoedema that your totally real doctor has been treating and use that as a portable bean bag.
 
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Anna has spent years avoiding doctors, having panic attacks at the thought of seeing anything other than paid yes-men (remember based hormone doc swiftly followed by a more "agreeable" one?) She has no experience on which to form a pet peeve.

Much like she types out a bunch of Hallmark/Lifetime etc tier slop in lieu of life experience in other areas, I suspect she's seen "ugh men amirite?!" posts and copying those, folding it into her new persona of "fat medical advocate" or some shit.

Amuses me that like her attempts to appeal to younger generations, and her chasing both online and clothing fashion trends, it's so painfully late and behind the times it's almost a work of art.

I live under a rock but I don't think I've heard anything about manspreading since about 2016, and the guys wearing ponytails thing I'm sure was a staple of 90s nu-male derision (it could have come back around again. Like I say, I happily live under a rock)
 
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View attachment 6432591And so it goes, he was not just a man but a man with a partner who joined him on the seat. So it wasn’t a ‘plus size’ seat, it was a couch.
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A terminally online middle aged loser whose fat has stretched her skin thinner than imaginable. If this is what she thinks is relatable online imagine what those pretty young girls she went to the Caribbean with endured. Jesus Christ get a grip gorl.
 
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I had an accident a couple months ago and reluctantly had to go to the ER. It happened on a Friday night and I couldn’t wait for Monday. The last chair left was a fat fuck chair. I had no qualms in taking it. (Well, to be honest I was hoping there was no Chantal like fumes left behind…)

My husband and I fit in it together, those chairs are that big. He’s a tall dude too, 6’2, 200 lbs. I never would have gotten up for somebody who ate themselves into needing surgery. I was in pain and wanted to sit too. Now if a disabled person had asked me for that special chair, I would have moved. But I wouldn’t have moved for a deathfat.

She has no more right to sit than I do, her pain is not worse than mine, she alone is responsible for her weight, and if she literally cannot stand then bring a walker or wheelchair.

Anna’s entitlement is truly off the charts. Her feelings are observations, everybody else’s are attacks. 🙄
 
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Barbarella said:
I had an accident a couple months ago and reluctantly had to go to the ER. It happened on a Friday night and I couldn’t wait for Monday. The last chair left was a fat fuck chair. I had no qualms in taking it. (Well, to be honest I was hoping there was no Chantal like fumes left behind…)

My husband and I fit in it together, those chairs are that big. He’s a tall dude too, 6’2, 200 lbs. I never would have gotten up for somebody who ate themselves into needing surgery. I was in pain and wanted to sit too. Now if a disabled person had asked me for that special chair, I would have moved. But I wouldn’t have moved for a deathfat.

She has no more right to sit than I do, her pain is not worse than mine, she alone is responsible for her weight, and if she literally cannot stand then bring a walker or wheelchair.

Anna’s entitlement is truly off the charts. Her feelings are observations, everybody else’s are attacks. 🙄
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I ended up in ER last November, yeah, my husband and I sat on one big seat, he was holding the quickly filling foot long vomit bag for me. So anyone who looked at me like they want to will me out of my seat wasn’t going to have one bit of luck In the splash zone.

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Giving Honey Boo Boo vibes with one hint of irony
 
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People bankrupted by medical debt: What's your biggest medical pet peeve?

"I'm recovering from surgery."
Okay. And? Do you mean your 100% elective fake-ass surgery for your fake-ass lipedema? Maybe the manspreading dude was also recovering from surgery and his balls were huge and swollen--like your freakish elephant legs.

I love how pissy she gets when people call her out on her ridiculous bullshit. It's so obvious how it gets under her skin.
 
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View attachment 6432591And so it goes, he was not just a man but a man with a partner who joined him on the seat. So it wasn’t a ‘plus size’ seat, it was a couch.
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I'm so glad multiple people here are pointing out that they've sat with their husbands/bfs in these chairs. You don't even have to be at all petite or lanky to fit two people in them either. Any of you who think there aren't bariatric chairs in the waiting rooms near you, look again- you might have just mistaken them for small benches.
 
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