"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

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Listen, I used to love Jim's streams, and I'm sad his condition is at the point where he's likely not going to live much longer, but can the dicksuckers ITT not prove every stereotype about his fans everyone hates true?

"Jim should do le ebin face reveal on his funeral
stream, just like da Minecraft guy!"

Jim's not your internet daddy, he's not the last cool kid on the internet, he's not your chill older brother's friend that sells you weed. He's a regular guy that's dying, and streaming to ensure his wife's financial security, and that's respectable. Sperging and badgering him to do tricks on his deathbed for tips like he's some kind of circus sideshow is undignified, no matter how much he pretends to not care, or is in too much pain to be able to care about it. Show some fucking bedside manner.
 
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Computer God Autism said:
Callum left on seemingly good terms to pursue his travelvlog career with Carl advertising it. There could be behind the scenes drama I'm not aware of but my impression is that it was an amicable departure.
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On discord he said that he'd been the highest performing employee for 3 years and got no pay rise or benefits for it while other employees got more than him, and just got sick of working there.
 
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Americunt said:
Listen, I used to love Jim's streams, and I'm sad his condition is at the point where he's likely not going to live much longer, but can the dicksuckers ITT not prove every stereotype about his fans everyone hates true?

"Jim should do le ebin face reveal on his funeral
stream, just like da Minecraft guy!"

Jim's not your internet daddy, he's not the last cool kid on the internet, he's not your chill older brother's friend that sells you weed. He's a regular guy that's dying, and streaming to ensure his wife's financial security, and that's respectable. Sperging and badgering him to do tricks on his deathbed for tips like he's some kind of circus sideshow is undignified, no matter how much he pretends to not care, or is in too much pain to be able to care about it. Show some fucking bedside manner.
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Don't worry I'm not a fan, I am just trying to give him advice on how to secure the bag. Imagine how much the guys ITT who are upset about the mere suggestions would secretly pay for a Cameo of their e-daddy saying "You're my favorite sweaty squad sweetie, I am so proud of you, your waifu is the prettiest waifu, I also jerk off to her". Jade could live in a mansion.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Don't worry I'm not a fan, I am just trying to give him advice on how to secure the bag. Imagine how much the guys ITT who are upset about the mere suggestions would secretly pay for a Cameo of their e-daddy saying "You're my favorite sweaty squad sweetie, I am so proud of you, your waifu is the prettiest waifu, I also jerk off to her". Jade could live in a mansion.
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Theres something seriously wrong with you.
 
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TheRaptorJesus said:
If nikado was 2 steps ahead, maybe Jim is 5. We are all being played. When he inevitably makes the video and shows he spent all the hat money on a fake vagina ; you're gonna have egg on your faces.
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Honestly, you’d have to respect the finesse, not to mention the long troll.
 
TheRaptorJesus said:
If nikado was 2 steps ahead, maybe Jim is 5. We are all being played. When he inevitably makes the video and shows he spent all the hat money on a fake vagina ; you're gonna have egg on your faces.
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Something might be going on.

But inclined to believe it's not what he says it is. Whatever it is.

People don't just quit a good grift when they get one. Usually.
 
A funeral stream would be hilarious. Goddamn tho seeing him talk about what he's going through... in the 2010s I had a degenerative spine issue which over the span of a few months took me from a (more or less) functional adult to someone who required a walker because my balance was shit and my left leg liked to randomly give out, raising my arms above my chest hurt and turning my head 15 degrees was agony. I also lost all agility in my hands so no gaming and no well... posting online like this. With the shit that went thru my head I'm astonished that he's held on this long and not tried to take the fast way out.
 
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I'm surprised nobody noticed this, but

You would not be able to see a port-wine stain on the top of your head if you have hair worth a fuck
mister metokur was bald even before the cancer lmao
 
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We all know what Jim's funeral's gonna be like
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