🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%

  • Total voters
    362
My favorite part about this tweet, is that honestly who gives a fucking about BPITU. Dick is a freak, Vito is a pedo and everyone adjacent to it is a retard.
Not even Dick cares about BPITU. He was the only of the three (Dick, Vito, BPITU Official account) to even Xeet the way to watch the episode. Any spontaneous interaction will have abandoned the show since there was no direct link.
 
12 AM goon sesh, whacking it to a brown woman baby sitting a child :lossmanjack:
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:diddler: GED UPPP! GED UPPP!!! :diddler:
MEDICARE IS DYIN'!!:
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Jim's about to learn the true power of the Ralphacurse. Laugh at Gunt, and you'll end up dying from cancer after several decades of heavy smoking and anime watching. Should have thought twice before making an enemy out of Ralph, huh? No refunds.
 
LOL Rape It Ralph is big mad and coping because he got worked.

WHAT A MARK!
Sorry piggy, no SoCal, no decent income for you! It's the tin shack and collecting $1 donations for a torta and water. Didn't you announce a visit to your son for your birthday? Can't afford it? Also lol at your cope, we all saw you debase yourself, begging daddy Dax to change your miserable life.
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Sorry piggy, no SoCal, no decent income for you! It's the tin shack and collecting $1 donations for a torta and water. Didn't you announce a visit to your son for your birthday? Can't afford it? Also lol at your cope, we all saw you debase yourself, begging daddy Dax to change your miserable life.
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It’s really nice of Ralph to include the username, PFP and reactions when he screenshots KF posts for his one-way cope seshs. Daddy Dax only crops the text when he wants to cope, the selfish hedonist :mad:
 
Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:
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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot! :stress:
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better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!! :story:
Pack it up boys, we got played. Ralph only pretended to hope that might leave his stinky tin shack and re-enter his country BUT HE KNEW ALL ALONG IR WASN'T HAPPENING! Shit, i might cut my wrist now and do a summersault from a 5th floor Window. I am so owned, my mom called and told me not to bother driving her to Dialysis, because she might die of shame now.
G fucking G ralph, treat yoself to another gallon of the finest destilled water a mexican 7/11 can provide, King.
 
There was maybe 10 posts in the last week about vito getting "fired". Rape it Ralph's ability to pull off a work... needs work! Side note, if Ralph can read multiple chat rooms, crop/edit posts from here to tweet out, while stoically black and white broadcasting then the show is fucking boring. Maybe worry about getting viewers for your own dead show instead of daddy dick.
 
Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:
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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot! :stress:
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better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!! :story:
He really owned us
He only PRETENDED to grovel like a pathetic worm to replace a pedophile as Juju's pet retard!

(Have Dick and Vito even admitted it was fake yet? Ralph could be blowing the obvious kayfabe early for the last 2 Dick show fans)
 
Poor kid. The stinky smelly fat man is going to be locked in a room with him for an hour while he scrolls his phone and holds a toy in his face screaming about some Josh guy with a broke dick and a dying cancer patient.

Hopefully he internalized this experience and grows up to be a healthy fit individual who contributed to society. A massive uphill battle considering the genetics on both ends but sometimes miracles happen.
 
Birthday piggy luv his keed! No gayfaggotry this time! He's serious guys! He has to say it, because he's working the Kiwi fags 24/7 with his bros Vito and Dax! Wrassle wrassle!
Let's see how ridiculous this border crossing will be. What item will Ralph loose this time kiwis? Place your bets!
 
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