"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How dare you spend money on things that are not approved by the community

Null is the new DSP. $30 on a comic books is equivalent to, nay worse than, ten thousand holocausts. Because it affects me personally.

Oh wait, he reviewed some superhero comic I give no shits about? Oh well, carry on then.

The only good comics in the last decade were the Team Fortress comics. Fite me.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I actually got nasty comments on that review Someone complaining I couldn't read comics and that it makes perfect sense, and then someone else complaining I spent superchat/gumroad money on comic books.

LMAO capeshit fags are just coping and seething like the weebs. Did you cross that line and talk shit about how fucking gay it is that they spend hours staring at musclemen who clearly wear body paint in stead of clothes? Did you call them virgin coomers for staring at women in body paint? They go fucking insane if you say shit about either one, because they know it's true and that it's pathetic. To their credit, at least the characters in body paint "costumes" are usually adults of some definition.

Usually.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Russia had one of their ammo hit somewhere near Moscow, something called Toropets. From what I'm reading it was one of their biggest and also held armaments for North Korea.
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Thing looks like a nuke went off. It's also nice because it's not the usual gore porn of Russian/Ukrainian troops getting obliterated by grenade drones. But remember, nothing ever happens.

For reference, this is a 22kt explosion, making it slightly larger than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki.

 

[BeetleBug242]

LOL, so not even Keffles jerks to troon porn as much as Null does.

Null were you and Chris Chan in some sort of fling? Don’t lie to us now!

Your biggest haters fantasize about you jerking off to troons and dating Chris Chan.

 

[Null]

4chan is literally just trannies, you're reading posts by men wearing shitted up panties.

 

[Airstrip One]

I actually got nasty comments on that review Someone complaining I couldn't read comics and that it makes perfect sense, and then someone else complaining I spent superchat/gumroad money on comic books.

I considered it a good use of my time. You identified the key problems with the story and the characterisation, while praising the art, and you did it without a wall full of mint condition retro toys in the background, and without ranting about Kathleen Kennedy.

A tendency to cram too many ideas into a story, at the expense of everything else, is a common problem in comics. A few weeks ago I rediscovered my copies of Brave Old World, which is a four-part mini-series, that was released by Vertigo in 2000. It's about a team of MIT scientists whose attempt at fixing the Millennium Bug catapults them 100 years back in time. They then proceed to fuck up the future by introducing late 20th century technology decades earlier than it was originally invented.

On paper it sounds okay, but the execution is mediocre. There are so many characters, all of whom are introduced in the first issue. Once the plot gets going, there is no space to develop any of them. They become living non sequiturs. None of their decisions or sacrifices make any sense. There is this Asian guy - a man at the top of his field of expertise in his own era - who decides that his place in the America of the 1900s is as a vaudeville caricature of a China-man, with buck teeth and a straw peasants hat. It's supposed to be a poignant moment. Because you don't know enough about him, it comes across as gratuitously racist and also kind of funny and retarded.

That seems to be the problem with ISOM. Not enough critical thought regarding what was being put into the story and very little in the way of connective tissue. July needs the kind of editor who will tell him 'inside this comic there is one fucking wolf, and if you want a dragon then you need a couple of issues of world-building to accommodate it'.

 

[GoatWithACoat]

Don't think this is your style Josh but it might be funny for a Bossman segment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS4s3cEV4EM

 

[Pure Snort]

I was really shocked at how the story was paced out in the ISOM reviews. Take a shot every time the comic switches to completely different context and scenes on you and apparently you'll end up dead.
Definitely feels like a splattering of ideas with no real cohesion and a rush to get to all the ideas right now with no build up and pay-off.

Too bad, I really wanted a complete and total win for black comic guy against Juju the cow.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

4chan is literally just trannies, you're reading posts by men wearing shitted up panties.

I haven't been able to browse /k/ (or any other board, at that) without seeing pro tranny content since roughly 2012. It's all just troons, feds and bots, and remembering a time when it wasn't makes me feel senile.

>be me
>go to /fit/ to look for info
>need to know how to tone muscle without gaining or losing body fat, or bulking said muscles
>closest related advice is all about teaching men/boys to trapify themselves
>literal anime infographics about swallowing cum to "increase natural estrogen production"
>they totally aren't gay, tho
>mfw beginning to get redpilled about men being massive fucking faggots
>mfw realizing they were better off fucking raw chicken breasts and shitting themselves at the gym

 

[BeetleBug242]

>be me

This was maybe the third time I have ever gone on the website... I didn't know it was nigger faggots (literally) cum guzzling to looksmax. LOLOLOL

 

[geckogoy]

The ISOM 2 thing made me think he has a whole bunch of pushy people with ideas, and he chose to export internal politics by making sure all their stuff gets in at the expense of the story

 

[Null]

the "trapmaxxxx by swallowing cum" meme has been around since I was 18 at the least, because I was going to the gym around my birthday then and I went to /fit/ and it was almost all gay shit like that.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Another funny one from cardposting. Queue "white girls fuck dogs."

A dog whistle with emphasis on dog

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

This fucking tease. He told us all that he was done with videos until next year and he's given us two or three past that one. I love this goofy autist.

EDIT:
DAMMIT ITS OLD! YOU GOT MY HOPES UP!

Yeah I'm going through his playlist and sharing the good ones. (Most suck ass)

 

[Targeted Individual]

I was going to the gym

Don't lie to us, nigger.
Tranny cope sesh about his favourite author becoming a holocaust denier white supremacist.

"I think i turned out a better human being" LOL

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

This was maybe the third time I have ever gone on the website... I didn't know it was nigger faggots (literally) cum guzzling to looksmax. LOLOLOL

I found it., and I'd forgotten how degenerate it was. I thought I remembered the anime boy in the top left as jogging, but no, it's softcore child porn. No dingus, booty, touching, etc, but still disrobed enough that I'm not posting or linking that shit. It's 500-1,000mg of semen they recommend per day, BTW. Do cardio, stop lifting and replace all pork and red meat in your diet with soy, boys. The kicker is all of the pics of random women's asses in the bottom left with the description of ass enhancing workouts, as though five minutes of squats and kicks per day will make you look like a real wammyn.

Holy hell in a hand basket, these dudes are delusional.

On a side note; anyone who thinks that any facially convincing anime trap who isn't morbidly obese looks old enough to be boned by an adult, please kindly reduce the population of pedophiles by hanging yourself. The catboy from Zero doesn't look anything like an adult of either sex, especially male, no matter how much you cope. Thank you.

 

[Wodanaz]

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LOL, so not even Keffles jerks to troon porn as much as Null does.
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Null were you and Chris Chan in some sort of fling? Don’t lie to us now!

Your biggest haters fantasize about you jerking off to troons and dating Chris Chan.

lol the k flay shirt

the "trapmaxxxx by swallowing cum" meme has been around since I was 18 at the least, because I was going to the gym around my birthday then and I went to /fit/ and it was almost all gay shit like that.

this actually works btw^

I did it, and now I̷̧̲͉͚̟̳̻͗́̈́͐͜ ă̸̰͎̫̬̲̠͖͋̏̇̕͘͝ḿ̴͎͈̿̋̈́̀̆̊͂̚͠ ̴̧̧̛̳̮̻̝̥͒͊̾̓̐̍͋̋͑ǫ̸̘̖̱͓̱̖͔̥̖̓̀ņ̵͙͈̩̥̰̠̬͖̯̾͒̔̈́͂̔̑̾̿̌̋̈́̈́͘͝͝ͅe̸̹͓̍̈͂́͒̀͐͋̎̈́̆̈͊̑̀̈́͘w̴̰͆̇̆̀̐̈́́̍́͛̍́̓̾̍̆̉̽͝͝í̴̧͖̝̗̹̠͖͙̘̝̗̩͙͓̘̮̋͂̔̔̽̾̈́̐͌͑̈̑̒̒̃͆̒̃͌͘̕̕͝͠ẗ̵̨͖̺͖͉̠̲́̓h̵̡͓̳̟̮̱͓̝̱̤̭̺̯̠̒͋͆̀̀͜͠ ̷̛̛̺̫̭̹̳͔́͂̉͊̈́̂̓͋̆̔̂̓̿̾̀̕͘͝͝t̸̡̫̟̭͇̭͊h̸̡̡̢̥̣͈̠̜̣̙̱̝̟̓̌̌̔͑͜͜ͅě̸̛̘͖̺̠̖̘̞̝̹͕͚̹̙̒̓͌̃͒̈́̋͗̃́͐̉̏̊́̃́̕̕͜ͅ ̶͔̣͉͙̫͓̺̺͓̼̝̖͋͆̈̌̒̓̃̏́̓̓̍͋͘̕͘a̸̛̠̥͉̯̼͑̔̓̄͐̌͂̏̃̒̈̀͗̉͂̇́̾͘̕͝b̶̡͉̪̣̭̣̼̤̙̯̬̦͌͆̽̉̃̅͑͗̊̇͑̎̐̿͘͝ÿ̶̨̰̰̦̻̠͖̱̪̱̣̲̜̲̘̭͚́̑̒̃̏̔͗̏́͐̀̌̀̽̽̑͘̚s̵̡̧̗͖͎̲̼̣̮̹̩͇̼̻̟͓̫̳͓̹͚̗̹͇̑̓̉̏̀̒̿̽͊̆̀̔̈́̅͑̀̋s̵̡̢̨̧̢̨͓̖͔̻͉̜̝͎͈̈́̃̇̍̒̈́̕͜

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Null were you and Chris Chan in some sort of fling? Don’t lie to us now!

Saying someone has dirty ass is a peak faggot insult. Saw it quite a lot on Twitter back when I still visited it, it was said exclusively by onlyfans whores and faggots in whose sick minds man's ass is a sexual object. Dirty or unwashed ass = synonym for incel

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Just a quick suggestion. Every year members of the forum have an annual vote for lolcow of the year. These lolcows stretch across various categories but the whole thing lacks a certain flare. While award shows are cringe due to who's involved such as the Oscars, Grammy's, BAFTA's etc I think Null could capitalize on this and turn it into a yearly MATI stream.
Forget the news and lolcow content for the week and turn into a highlight real of the years best moments and predictions for the upcoming year. I'm sure the more artistically inclined members of the forum wouldn't mind helping out with graphics for the stream and a couple other things.
We could also have special categories such as farther of the year and most likely to die next year to spice keep things interesting. Could this be possible or am I asking for too much?

 

[Null]

Just a quick suggestion. Every year members of the forum have an annual vote for lolcow of the year. These lolcows stretch across various categories but the whole thing lacks a certain flare. While award shows are cringe due to who's involved such as the Oscars, Grammy's, BAFTA's etc I think Null could capitalize on this and turn it into a yearly MATI stream.
Forget the news and lolcow content for the week and turn into a highlight real of the years best moments and predictions for the upcoming year. I'm sure the more artistically inclined members of the forum wouldn't mind helping out with graphics for the stream and a couple other things.
We could also have special categories such as farther of the year and most likely to die next year to spice keep things interesting. Could this be possible or am I asking for too much?

It does have a broad off-site appeal too. Alan was always the one running it. Not sure if he intends to this year.

Maybe the categories should just change each year so that they're particularly relevant.

Since we have a PO Box I can also accept mail in votes this year lol, would allow people without accounts to vote.