Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Milkshake Sniffer]

If Kayla left him,

Never say never in the drug fuelled Balldoverse but why would that ever happen? She has gone though the public humiliations of being replaced by April and the court proceedings including nightmare fuel mug shots. She has five kids though to be fair probably does not remember that most of the time. Whilst he has fallen and fallen hard, could she really do better than Nick in terms of material support and keeping her worthless arse in the manner to which it has become accustomed. Nick may be trash but she ain't no catch for anyone out there.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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lmaooooo. him saying "interesting" has the same energy as the flat earth guy who says it after his experiment proves the earth is round.

you fuckin WRONG, boy.

 

[IncelLaw]

Good thing that you aren't Nick Rekieta or this response would be massively self incriminating.

Probably not as incriminating as his daughter's hair follicle test. I want to change my answer for "deceptive half-truths," now:

Balldo quoted a rate of inaccuracy for cocaine detection with hair follicle tests. But failed to mention that the figure is comprised almost exclusively of false NEGATIVES.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

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Is it possible for them to settle this by putting Aaron under the NDA which April (really Nick) originally tried to foist on him with the divorce? maybe he got the idea from the court order that Aaron's first wife put him under. Also a court order for Aaron to not talk about Nick and Kayla because of "harassment", is Nick really that clever? If so then Nick acting Coy makes a lot of sense here. I think the alternative is more plausible though, that "Intent to Harass" was a massive stretch and the prosecutor has decided to settle on the actual "dead to rights" misdemeanour as a plea deal.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

"Aaron is retard for taking the plea deal. His Lawyer wasn't smart like me" -

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I'm sure Aaron has pleaded out to a felony. Right Nick? Right? The same reason why the charging documents dropped the 'harassment' part?

Can't wait for the stream tonight to give us the tell all on how Aaron has ruined your life and our wife's. Hopefully the DA will watch it and revoke any plea agreement after seeing your plight.

 

[ChromaQuack]

You would think that by now, after over four years of it happening mind you, Nicky would have learned that he should gloat after things happen as the universe has a tendency (a tendency approaching infinite) to bend itself over backwards in 7 dimensional hyperimposed-pretzel shape just to screw him out of his Ws and make him look like an utter buffoon.

As for the rest of it, this bitch ain't streaming, he's a pussy perpetually afraid of everything.

 

[DavidS877]

In hindsight, did people ever figure out what Rekieta's "worst day" was about ? What are the theories ?

I thought it was obvious. It was the day he ran out of alcohol and cocaine at the same time.

 

[Desktop User2]

I'm sure Aaron has pleaded out to a felony. Right Nick? Right? The same reason why the charging documents dropped the 'harassment' part?

Can't wait for the stream tonight to give us the tell all on how Aaron has ruined your life and our wife's. Hopefully the DA will watch it and revoke any plea agreement after seeing your plight.

Even the "me too" prosecutor came to the conclusion the harassment part was a massive stretch but Balldo think it was literally genocide. By the way, it is pretty strange for such a moral guy to hang around with a convicted felony revenge pornographer like Ethan Oliver Ralph, a man (?) that explicitly showed his ex, mother of his kid, sex tape to cause emotional harm to her and her former boyfriend.

 

[Tablet County]

Even the "me too" prosecutor came to the conclusion the harassment part was a massive stretch but Balldo think it was literally genocide. By the way, it is pretty strange for such a moral guy to hang around with a convicted felony revenge pornographer like Ethan Oliver Ralph, a man (?) that explicitly showed his ex, mother of his kid, sex tape to cause emotional harm to her and her former boyfriend.

Rules for thalldo but not for balldo.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

You would think that by now, after over four years of it happening mind you, Nicky would have learned that he should gloat after things happen as the universe has a tendency (a tendency approaching infinite) to bend itself over backwards in 7 dimensional hyperimposed-pretzel shape just to screw him out of his Ws and make him look like an utter buffoon.

As for the rest of it, this bitch ain't streaming, he's a pussy perpetually afraid of everything.

in the interest of not gloating prematurely, what the fuck was nick expecting? did he expect the state to finalize the charges and set a trial date? did he expect a conviction? what would it have taken for this to be a W for him? genuinely i have no idea.

 

[Vibralldo]

Is it possible for them to settle this by putting Aaron under the NDA which April (really Nick) originally tried to foist on him with the divorce? maybe he got the idea from the court order that Aaron's first wife put him under. Also a court order for Aaron to not talk about Nick and Kayla because of "harassment", is Nick really that clever? If so then Nick acting Coy makes a lot of sense here. I think the alternative is more plausible though, that "Intent to Harass" was a massive stretch and the prosecutor has decided to settle on the actual "dead to rights" misdemeanour as a plea deal.

An NDA hasn't stopped Aaron from talking about people in the past (he is retarded)

Even the "me too" prosecutor came to the conclusion the harassment part was a massive stretch but Balldo think it was literally genocide. By the way, it is pretty strange for such a moral guy to hang around with a convicted felony revenge pornographer like Ethan Oliver Ralph, a man (?) that explicitly showed his ex, mother of his kid, sex tape to cause emotional harm to her and her former boyfriend.

If Nick didn't have double standards, he wouldn't have standards at all

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Even the "me too" prosecutor came to the conclusion the harassment part was a massive stretch but Balldo think it was literally genocide. By the way, it is pretty strange for such a moral guy to hang around with a convicted felony revenge pornographer like Ethan Oliver Ralph, a man (?) that explicitly showed his ex, mother of his kid, sex tape to cause emotional harm to her and her former boyfriend.

Double standards require standards in the first place. Nick just straight up ignores facts that don't support his narrative in the vain hope his "fans" will believe what he says because he was the one who said it.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

in the interest of not gloating prematurely, what the fuck was nick expecting? did he expect the state to finalize the charges and set a trial date? did he expect a conviction? what would it have taken for this to be a W for him? genuinely i have no idea.

I think he was expecting to silence Aaron and prevent him from testifying in his case. But I’m not sure anything can prevent Aaron from testifying at this point.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I think he was expecting to silence Aaron and prevent him from testifying in his case. But I’m not sure anything can prevent Aaron from testifying at this point.

It's so outlandish, even if Aaron was jailed in a poopoorapedungeon for a million years the police would just walk him over to the court room to testify against Nick, hell they probably would let him change out of the jumpsuit for the afternoon.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I think he was expecting to silence Aaron and prevent him from testifying in his case. But I’m not sure anything can prevent Aaron from testifying at this point.

but this raises even more qusetions to my retard mind. first, how could that possibly have been dealt with today? would the conclusion of the omnibus really have been a gag order? that just sounds insane to me.
second, i don't see the point of aaron testifying. nick was caught with 25g of cocaine in his house and his kid tested positive. aaron claiming he did drugs in the past or whatever seems, to me anyway, immaterial to the state's case.
third, even if aaron did get put under some silencing or gag order thing or whatever (i don't know the legal terms), wouldn't there be an exemption for testifying in a criminal court? if anything, wouldn't it just silence him in the public sphere? which, i take it, was nick's more pressing concern, and that might indeed be part of the deal, which could be a minor W for nick.

 

[Desktop User2]

I think he was expecting to silence Aaron and prevent him from testifying in his case. But I’m not sure anything can prevent Aaron from testifying at this point.

I think in the charge that really matter - the drugs and guns - Aaron could only hurt the prosecution case by Nick´s team trying to pin the warrant primarily on Imholte´s A-Logging. He would be relevant to the child endangerment charges but that is fucking breakfast next to the others. I believe there should be no interest on Aaron testifying for the prosecution.

 

[AnOminous]

"When you have someone in your corner, you don't fucking throw away your corner man... to hope to suck the dick of the boxing of-of the other boxer. Like, what the fuck is this? The other fuck- like, youknowwhat? My corner man, my corner man he says, uh, he says I should, I should punch you in the stomach but instead I'd like to suck your cock, no NO, NO! Why would you ever do that? No. I don't have to agree with my corner man's advice or tactics, ever!"

My takeaway from this is Nick is desperately struggling with which ceiling cat to listen to. One of them is saying he loves to suck cock and he needs to suck cock and the other is also saying he loves to suck cock and needs to suck cock. Then there's a corner demon telling him no, you need to suck cock and smoke crack too.

And he's just really in a moral quandary where he doesn't know what to do with his mouth. Does he suck a glass dick? Does he suck a flesh dick? HE ONLY HAS ONE MOUTH AND HE'S AT DENNY'S! And if he somehow manages to suck dicks and smoke crack at the same time, how can he possibly LIE?

I HAVE ONLY ONE MOUTH AND I MUST LIE AND SUCK DICKS AND SMOKE CRACK!

 

[not william stenchever]

did he punch our wife for leaking her nudes?

I don't think those emaciated twig arms are capable of physically transmitting the rage he feels inside of him.

 

[Desktop User2]

My takeaway from this is Nick is desperately struggling with which ceiling cat to listen to. One of them is saying he loves to suck cock and he needs to suck cock and the other is also saying he loves to suck cock and needs to suck cock. Then there's a corner demon telling him no, you need to suck cock and smoke crack too.

And he's just really in a moral quandary where he doesn't know what to do with his mouth. Does he suck a glass dick? Does he suck a flesh dick? HE ONLY HAS ONE MOUTH AND HE'S AT DENNY'S! And if he somehow manages to suck dicks and smoke crack at the same time, how can he possibly LIE?

I HAVE ONLY ONE MOUTH AND I MUST LIE AND SUCK DICKS AND SMOKE CRACK!

Are you saying he sucks dick for cock? And crack?