Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Kyle is the current MVP troll that has farted in Niki’s vagina.
is "You chose what happened to you next, stalker" a new Patism? it's not even proper English because the verb tenses are inconsistent. our professional writer must be having tiki bar margs at 10 am again.

i also love how the word "protestors" gets under his skin, he never just replies to those with his usual "This is why your life is already over," he has a whole specific copy-pasta just for protestors
 
Alrighty niggers, looks like Pig is back on the menu as we got ourselves anuddah ongoing oinkout
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In Piggy's view, a few civilian casualties are A-OK if he agrees with the cause, but pretending to be his pink fart blanket on the Internet is a crime worthy of years behind bars.

It's easy to see how someone operating under this logic might, for example, murder a black Trump supporter like Bernell Trammell.
 
Thank God he followed his calling instead of working at Target for more than one day.
Less than half a day. You know, like he cheated and ran less than half a half marathon.

He has worms in his brain.
Unpossible. Not enough organic matter in his rotund skull to support additional invertebrates.

he is the laughing stock of literal thousands
I believe we have more than reached the tipping point whereby more people have PatPosted than have read his books.

Even after all these years, I remain stunned by his denial of the evidence of the police report in tweet chains that show the police report. So the police lied and he was convicted anyway? Fat really is a fuckwit extraordinaire.
 
Even after all these years, I remain stunned by his denial of the evidence of the police report in tweet chains that show the police report. So the police lied and he was convicted anyway? Fat really is a fuckwit extraordinaire.
That’s the baffling thing - what part of the police report is wrong, Patrick? He has said we are misreading it so tell us where we went wrong.

“Patrick, your shoelace is untied.”
Not by any medical standards, stalker.
“No really, on your left shoe, the lace has come undone.”
You’ve been told many hundreds of times that your life is over stalker.
(Trips and falls over shoelace)
“See?”
That never happened stalker.
 
Even after all these years, I remain stunned by his denial of the evidence of the police report in tweet chains that show the police report. So the police lied and he was convicted anyway? Fat really is a fuckwit extraordinaire.
That’s our pig! although you are putting way more thought into his denial than Pat does. It’s just a blanket denial, nothing more. Like when trolls mention that he paid quasi with official court documents to prove it.

No child, that did not oCCur.
 
That’s the baffling thing - what part of the police report is wrong, Patrick? He has said we are misreading it so tell us where we went wrong.

“Patrick, your shoelace is untied.”
Not by any medical standards, stalker.
“No really, on your left shoe, the lace has come undone.”
You’ve been told many hundreds of times that your life is over stalker.
(Trips and falls over shoelace)
“See?”
That never happened stalker.
He literally claims that because the police report notes that he initially denied it, that it's proof it never happened. Ignoring the no contest plea and conviction entirely of course.
 
Pig man is now an expert in *shakes magic 8 ball* Christianity!
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This faggot doesn’t know of the concept of double erect let alone double effect and material and formal cooperation. He doesn’t know that there is thousands of years of philosophical thought around actions and the morality thereof.

He also doesn’t realize that he formally cooperates with grave moral evil every time he opens his fat maw.

Repent, Rick! For the end is always nearer than you fear!

This is why your life is already over, stalker Christ. Enjoy prison.
 
"near term speculative fiction"
Oh...god please tell me this means what I think this means and he is writing his own version of The Turner Diaries, i.e. a lengthy seethe "future history" work about drumpf taking office again and employing internet trolls as his SS to exterminate brave and handsome and not-even-slightly-fat-and-bitchtitted dissent while his own self insert (by which I mean a character based on himself he writes into the novel as the hero, not the sturdy plug nikkki has been making him wear after one too many post-pegging accidents) uses his lifetime of military and scientific experience and expertise to lead the resistance and eventually march on the White House

....wait what the fuck am I saying? even if it were he would never fucking finish it
 
Rick is just retarded by default.
And he sits on a couch of farts.
"Write what you don't know." -Patrick S. Authorson
"The only thing that I know is that Patrick S Tomlinson knows literally nothing." -Abraham Lincoln

This is seriously not a new revelation though for anybody who's aware of his Xitter, just nice that he finally admits it.
 
lol at Jax using tiny dick as an insult about a stalker child when addressing Rick the faucet.
back alley titfuck
Beautiful, reminds me I haven’t checked the ip2 thread lately lol.
"Write what you don't know." -Patrick S. Authorson
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“Near term speculative fiction” aka a cliche dystopian fantasy where drumpf wins and the concentration camps are flooded with stunning and brave niggers of color and trans women are kept in republican men’s backyards as sex slaves because all conservatives are secretly homosexuals being propped into power by ditzy bleach blondes in sunflower dresses with their white women’s tears. Just what the literary world needs, so inspiring!
 
Holy fuck it really could be happening. Our hero, Tatrick Pomlinson and his plucky sidekick Sackie Jingh team up against the evil dictator Tonald Drumpf, who has been terrorizing the nation. Drumpf has been mass arresting the gays and deporting anyone with skin lighter than white out, and is generally comically evil. Only Tatrick, our buff and not fat hero from Milwaukee that everyone loves can save us from this dictatorship. Please God, grant Patrick the ability to tear his eyes off twitter for a second, so we can one day read this.
 
He literally claims that because the police report notes that he initially denied it, that it's proof it never happened. Ignoring the no contest plea and conviction entirely of course.

Plus the hillbilly cops from Bumfuck Wisconin (who probably beat their own wives on the regular) felt sorry for him and only charged him with disorderly conduct or whatever. So in his mind that proves that he was totally vindicated.


I know it's probably been pointed out many thousands of times before, but the most fucked up detail of that whole thing is the waiting for Annabelle to be born part. In Rick's pro-choice worldview a baby doesn't exist until it's born. So to him killing Adrienne and the fetus before she gave birth wouldn't be evil enough. Add to that the theory that their marriage broke up because he ordered her to abort and she refused. So he really tried to think of the most horrible threat he could possibly make.

I mean, this guy's a real jerk!
 
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