James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Shirō Ishii]

Sounds like Justin fatty problems

The phone goes in the cup holder in the middle of the car or in your pocket. At most, the phone falls out and goes underneath the seat. This is James further showing that he's an autistic retard. I'd say a normal person should check these bullshit topics before the video is made to make sure that they're not making him look more like an autist but we all know that James doesn't have time for that

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

His next video will be him bitching that cell phones allow his kids to make charges to his credit card, ignorant that you can turn that feature off.

Because he's a retard.

 

[TV's Adam West]

His next video will be him bitching that cell phones allow his kids to make charges to his credit card, ignorant that you can turn that feature off.

Because he's a retard.

He doesn't have time to monitor his cell phone

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I think he mentioned he never got through the main door.

Dave: "Ummm... We can try looking for a key under the door mat."
James: "Last time I tried this game, I couldn't even get in the front door."

James is physically incapable of not looking like a retard.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing that annoys me about James is that he had multiple opportunities to break into the film industry and never took the opportunity to at least get an understanding of how shit works.

And this is because Adam Wingard is a fan of his and James not only refused to take the chance to be a lead actor in a short horror segment, but also refused a cameo in a Godzilla movie.

All because of "muh time" and James's big idea to break it into the movie industry is film in Hollywood.

 

[TV's Adam West]

One thing that annoys me about James is that he had multiple opportunities to break into the film industry and never took the opportunity to at least get an understanding of how shit works.

And this is because Adam Wingard is a fan of his and James not only refused to take the chance to be a lead actor in a short horror segment, but also refused a cameo in a Godzilla movie.

All because of "muh time" and James's big idea to break it into the movie industry is film in Hollywood.

VHS 2. He was supposed to have the role of the lead in the segment where the man has a camera in his eye.

 

[Grub]

I might be retarded, but I'm explicitly remembering that he's name dropped Zork on several occasions, or at least reference it, which makes this really weird.

As an aside, it's really surprising he never did leisure suit Larry, there's plenty of jokes he could make, especially with the quiz.

The ps2 has pretty mediocre leisure suit Larry game that could probably have been turned into an alright avgn episode back in the day anyway.

 

[demicolon]

The ps2 has pretty mediocre leisure suit Larry game

Box Office Bust?
Only know that it lived up to its name sales-wise and was worse than LSL2, humor might be too raunchy for Youtube. Then there's the problem that somebody has to play through it and I doubt Mike's up to the challenge.

 

[Lone Star]

Box Office Bust?
Only know that it lived up to its name sales-wise and was worse than LSL2, humor might be too raunchy for Youtube. Then there's the problem that somebody has to play through it and I doubt Mike's up to the challenge.

After the "body shaming" comment, do you really want him to do a game like Leisure Suit Larry?

 

[demicolon]

Sure. James looks like Larry but without any pizzazz.

 

[Grog]

As an aside, it's really surprising he never did leisure suit Larry, there's plenty of jokes he could make, especially with the quiz.

That's a comedy game so he may make a video where he misses the point completely and soyfaces to the comedy as if it's the game being outrageously weird and not intended funny, like he did with the horse game.

 

[BeltryOmega]

The phone goes in the cup holder in the middle of the car or in your pocket. Uhhh yeah but

Uhh yeah but like, it still happens bro, specially when you have it in your pocket

 

[mlanguishi]

The bullshit train keeps going..

 

[Michael Bluth]

Most computers have them both in the front and back ..I personally do prefer the back

But his other criticisms I agree with, especially the length one

 

[mlanguishi]

Most computers have them both in the front and back ..I personally do prefer the back

But his other criticisms I agree with, especially the length one

My biggest complain was how some things, especially logitech mice/trackballs, still have USB Micro. It's long past time for anything new being sold being C. The 'everything needs to come with AC adapter' argument is weak too, but overall still fairly good one. I've never seen a light like that with plug on bottom, but that would make me nuts too.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I have never seen a computer in my fucking life that doesn't have USB ports in the front. I don't use Macs though so is it an Apple thing?

100% that is Justin or one of his daughters lamp.

And he honestly is surprised most walls don't have USB outlets? He sounds like a retarded Gen Alpha. Is his kid writing these?

The monkeys paw wish of James doing YKWBS again is playing out exactly like I imagined, though.

 

[Preacher ✝]

The bullshit train keeps going..

Surely that lamp was like rechargeable, right?

And the main reason they inputs are on the back is for aesthetics. Most people don't want to look at a PC with a bunch of cords sticking out the front.

 

[Michael Bluth]

Surely that lamp was like rechargeable, right?

And the main reason they inputs are on the back is for aesthetics. Most people don't want to look at a PC with a bunch of cords sticking out the front.

Exactly why I prefer the back

 

[innocent jogger]

My biggest complain was how some things, especially logitech mice/trackballs, still have USB Micro. It's long past time for anything new being sold being C.

I think every device I own (including logitech mice) have USB-A on the male end.

I have never seen a computer in my fucking life that doesn't have USB ports in the front. I don't use Macs though so is it an Apple thing?

100% that is Justin or one of his daughters lamp.

I remember old (like Pentium 4 era) desktops not having ports in the front but nothing I have seen since has been like that. James is an Apple fag though and I rarely work with Macs so it may be another Crapple "innovation" (like removing headphone jacks).

Also, that is 100% Justin's lamp. The Slobs will be with Bimmy until the end it seems.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Acting surprised most walls don't have USB outlets despite the fact he moved into the new house before USB's became commonly used. And again this problem is easily circumvented with USB adapters that allow multiple USB outlets on just one plug outlet alone.