It's a drug possession case. Either he possessed the drugs or he didn't.
This, we’re overdue another pillstream, I’m hoping for one near Thanksgiving so he rage about pilgrims and smallpox while consuming loads of firewater. Bonus points if he has a indian headdress.
Not to give @Balldo's Gate an ego, but I genuinely think the MANdy reveal shook Nick deeply. He was all in on the idea that a hot ex-hooters mechanic gamer girl in her 20s was after him. It played into his belief that he was still a major YouTuber or even a major figure in LawTube. Finding out it was a gross middle aged man skinwalking must've wrecked him.
Wrong. It played more into his lust and degeneracy. He really thought that if he serenated MANdy on stream and publicly thirsted for him he would fly over to Nick and be on the polycule. He thought he was a playah', he thought he had the looks to attract a woman that is neet's wet dream, he thought that he had the rizz to make a woman younger than him fly all the way to Minnesota just to fuck him, he thought he had the money to support a haren of women that don't work. The man thinks with his dick way more often than not.
His non-functioning dick. He threw it all away just to let that thing hang around limply while he shoves his testicles into a silicone torture device.
Why not? It's slightly more functional than his wetbrain.
The more I think about it, the more I realize Nick really did sell his soul to Slannesh, pursuing the excess of pleasure at the expense of all else.
At least his degeneracy hasn't yet caused local reality to collapse into the warp creating the Balldo of Terror.
He's a literal eyewitness to the criminal conduct. They don't need him, but a "reasonable doubt" is often a really small thing. Another set of boots to stomp it is never unwelcome.
The interesting thing about him crawling out of his hole today (aside from this thread calling him out on his silence recently), is his "Oh Aaron has a settlement conference" thing. You're likely right, Nick was doing this in part to keep his drooling coke whores in line. But it's going to be a lot harder to spin a win if Aaron's likely pleading out to a lesser (small fine, suspended sentence on a misdemeanor). I wonder if he does bail.
I am not fully convinced either way and honestly it doesn't matter too much, but the guy obviously has a bone to pick with Kurt specifically and hoped to put the panopticon of the Farms on Kurt for reasons unknown, using the same manipulative passive-aggression Nick uses as well as the same general writing style. At least the information that he posted was accurate, although at least for me personally, the fact that Kurt was a non-practicing patent examiner was already known. If Balldo does want to alt-post goss about his former circle of
hahaha. This cracked me up. Thanks.
