Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[BrosefJumanji]

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The real life Jesse Pinkman never stood a chance.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Shoutout to all the crackheads in the Keno chat that made the thread and every Bossman stream extra special this past year: The archivers, restreamers, kasino koders, musicians, lawspergers and other assorted weirdos (you're fucking WEIRD).

Thank you for every !sent and every 5 typed because it was time to TYPE A 5 - hailing from Florida to Poland and from Australia to the Netherlands; The global Bossman phenomenon was one of the best rides the Internet has ever produced.

It's been a pleasure gambaposting with you all.

Damn, was that pussy nice.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Don't drop the soap, nigga.

Yeah. They don't waste soap in jail.

 

[2ndBest]

The ratatouille rats got my boy.... Thank you BMJ for all the laughs and gamba. The Kiwifarms will send you some commissionary money, we got you king.

Evil Eddie is rubbing his hands together in the back of the court room, this time the Bossman can't escape bought jury members.

 

[Queesechake]

If he was in CA or somewhere they wouldn't have even bothered arresting him. Shit's so rigged dude.

 

[Desktop User2]

His parents should put on a camera on the unhinged door for as long as he stays arrested and stream it. Bossman Homecoming Fund.

 

[Freezing Cold]

Do we know if the cops found Bossman or did he have a moment of lucidity and turned himself in? Like is there a chance of bodycams of the rat cops busting in on a gamba sesh?

 

[ScurvyRat]

Shoutout to all the crackheads in the Keno chat that made the thread and every Bossman stream extra special this past year: The archivers, restreamers, kasino koders, musicians, lawspergers and other assorted weirdos.
Thank you for every and every 5 typed because it was time to TYPE A 5 - they hail from Florida to Poland and from Australia to the Netherlands, because the global Bossman phenomenon was one of the best rides the Internet has ever produced.

It's been a pleasure gambaposting with you all.

Damn, was that pussy nice.

I'm gonna miss it

 

[Jex]

The house always wins.

 

[Blackstar]

My time in the Keno Kasino watching Bossman has been the most fun I've ever had on the site in my half-decade here, and I am so grateful for everything.

 

[Swiss46]

It's so fucking over dood

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Do we know if the cops found Bossman or did he have a moment of lucidity and turned himself in? Like is there a chance of bodycams of the rat cops busting in on a gamba sesh?

He would have showed up for probation and been taken into custody.

 

[Axiom.]

Ethan Ralph outlived Bossman

 

[Ellis]

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It's so fucking over now

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that there feller had one day and 20 done diddily hours to run and escape from them military, but I guess that gamba was too much for him to lose. now he will enjoy prison gamba.

 

[Freezing Cold]

He would have showed up for probation and been taken into custody.

Reality can be so disappointing sometimes

 

[draggs]

Don't let the rats get you down

BOSSMAN WILL BE SO BACK BROS, MAKING YOUR MOM'S PUSSY SQUIRT AND EVIL EDDIE SEETHE

It can't end like this

Not like this

It won't end like this

Not like this...

 

[MassiveFather]

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It's so fucking over now

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This is not right dood, the Crackarooski and Delta8 ( totally legal btw) was still in his system from prior to slapping ratdad. I bet the Virginia court system could find 3 good things about Austin if they tried . It's not that hard bruh.

 

[Lokenstien]

Surly he saved enough money from all his massive wins to make bail right guys?

 

[invisibult plus+]

The house always wins.

Including the big house.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

To be honest I take solace in the fact that this was entirely BMJ's fault. The rats didn't make him smoke crack or hit his dad. The Rat's didn't call the cops the first time which started this whole mess, his Dad did. Usually when a Cow tragedy like this happens you can blame a faggot on the Farms or other A-Log and it makes me MATI. But in this instance we truly all are outside observers of a man who just really liked to smoke crack, and got in trouble for it.