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[Chiang Kai-shek]

Has no one pointed out to these jackasses yet that the vast majority of voting machines aren't capable of connecting to the internet? How did these phantom Russian hackers hack the machines magic? Furthermore you'd think someone would have noticed an army of bearded dudes Slav squatting behind voting machines.

You know the dems could push this as why we need to up our cyberwarfare game. But nope the dems are only salty about Trump winning. I mean it's not like countries do this type all the time.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

Part of me thinks that the Republicans are going to somehow fuck this up and cuck out when the electors vote, just because they're that pathetic. Of course if they did it'd be a hell of a show and the entire nation would probably shit it's pants but hey the politicians haven't failed to fail us yet...

 

[Lackadaisy]

You would think that the fact that many of the founding fathers owned / profited off of slavery would be an immediate no-no for these guys, but I guess they're really just grasping at straws now.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

So the CIA ruled out hackers from Romania or one of those other Slav vampire countries? You know, the ones the Euro spies indicated did the DNC hack and the CIA started howling about Russians because they saw a Cyrillic alphabet and ignored the vampires that use Cyrillic alphabets?

Somewhere out there, some kid named Zdravko is thrilled with his continued ownage of the United States.

Looks like Serbia finally got their revenge for 1999!

 

[Asa_Spades60]

I wish I could bottle up the salty tears and use them as an elixir.

An elixir for what, though? Curing cancer? Staying young forever? Or just a delicious energy drink?

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I heard they shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Just realised, the SJW copypasta probably requires the idiot's tweet where he wants "precision bomb" before distribution (however that'll work).

 

[TiggerNits]

Just realised, the SJW copypasta probably requires the idiot's tweet where he wants "precision bomb" before distribution (however that'll work).

As someone who's dropped "precision bombs", they almost always land where you want them, but then your target explodes and the shrapnel ends up causing a shit ton of collateral. Way too many of these kids think precision bombing = controlled demo, and it really could not be any farther from the truth

Also, precision cluster munitions are cool as fuck to watch

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

As someone who's dropped "precision bombs", they almost always land where you want them, but then your target explodes and the shrapnel ends up causing a shit ton of collateral. Way too many of these kids think precision bombing = controlled demo, and it really could not be any farther from the truth

Also, precision cluster munitions are cool as fuck to watch

Also doesn't help that the US's weapon of choice in this, the Hellfire Missile, can't really have its explosive payload turned right the hell down, which eliminates potential civillian casualties. The UK's Brimstone Missile (which is based on the Hellfire) does have this ability, but I have a funny feeling we won't loan the RAF to some Libtard demanding bits of Russia explode, but minimise killing civillians.

There's also the Paveway, which is a 500lb lump and also quite spectacular.

So, yeah, it's not like they couldn't go and watch endless videos of the IDF, USAF, RAF etc conducting such bombings and get a better understanding...

 

[Munchingonfish]

Has no one pointed out to these jackasses yet that the vast majority of voting machines aren't capable of connecting to the internet? How did these phantom Russian hackers hack the machines magic? Furthermore you'd think someone would have noticed an army of bearded dudes Slav squatting behind voting machines.

I don't think the CIA report alleges Russia hacked votes, but that Russia sponsored hacks to defame Hillary. Thanks to confirmation bias and only reading the headline, I suspect a good chunk of her voter base actually believes Boris and Natasha put the fix in.

 

[TiggerNits]

Also doesn't help that the US's weapon of choice in this, the Hellfire Missile, can't really have its explosive payload turned right the hell down, which eliminates potential civillian casualties. The UK's Brimstone Missile (which is based on the Hellfire) does have this ability, but I have a funny feeling we won't loan the RAF to some Libtard demanding bits of Russia explode, but minimise killing civillians.

There's also the Paveway, which is a 500lb lump and also quite spectacular.

So, yeah, it's not like they couldn't go and watch endless videos of the IDF, USAF, RAF etc conducting such bombings and get a better understanding...

The Hellfire can have the explosivity tuned down, kinda. The Anti-Tank one which saw heavy use early on by Preds and Apaches has a much lower yield than the new-normal HE one, They've been steadily replacing those with the SDB's, but those have to be launched a bit higher and faster than the drone and chopper fleet seem to be capable of, as they rely heavily on glide path instead of just rocketing in to a ballistic drop, though the Pred-C should be able to edge its way in to the envelope according to a few of the Army drone guys I get beers with on Saturdays.

One of my friends from flight school ended up flying KC-130s and has a few successful hellfire engagements from that platform as well, which is hilarious to me, since I know a ton of Hornet pilots with hundreds of sorties and not a single combat launch to their name

 

[Rainbow Puppy]

donald trump salt is the only kind of bath i enjoy

 

[HG 400]

demanding bits of Russia explode, but minimise killing civillians.

by my count russia has wrecked the absolute shit out of no less than seven superpowers throughout their history, wrecked them so hard that not only did they never recover but people today would outright laugh at the mere idea of them ever being considered superpowers

but i'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong this time

 

[Zarkov]

Kurt, if Germany, the UK or France clapped, nobody would give a fuck.

 

[Rainbow Puppy]

im already banned from deep thoughts because ass hurt

 

[HG 400]

im already banned from deep thoughts because ass hurt

i don't think anybody is ass hurt about you being a retarded sped who is apparently roleplaying as a puppy

 

[Graffiti canvas]

im already banned from deep thoughts because ass hurt

You should probably lurk more.

 

[Lorento]

Kurt, if Germany, the UK or France clapped, nobody would give a fuck.

Shockingly, making some Hawk the guy in charge of Foreign Affairs would have not gone down well here because Europe doesn't really want a war that would be fought on our land.

 

[Brandobaris]

You wanna know how salty this site is? CatParty still logs on everyday to rate all my new posts "dumb", now thats salty.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I'm not particularly in the mood for a war with Russia either. I highly doubt anyone is.

To be honest the person making these comments is Louse Mensch, a former Tory Politician who turned native when she went into journalism. She supported the 2003 invasion of Iraq, and was calling for western boots on the ground in 2014 after the fall of Mosul. Nobody listened to her then, or now to be quite honest. Her over inflated sense of self-worth on commentary only happens because every so often they need a "right wing" journalist on Question Time, so rather than getting any of the myriad of ones from actual right-leaning newspapers like the Mail or Sun, they call for her.