Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

"Real decisions cause real pain"

I bet Nick's decisions to allow Aaron to plow down on Kayla like a diesel tractor caused her some pain after years of Nick's whiskey fueled erectile dysfunction.

She’s taken the Balldo, can’t have been worse than that.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

did he punch our wife for leaking her nudes?

He's too big a bitch to use physical violence. Also, Kayla would give him another black eye if he tried.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I don't think IncelLaw is Nick at this point, not convinced of that. However, I get serious "How do you do fellow kids" vibes from it, and it's weird.

I think they're someone Kurt has seethed at, perhaps of the female persuasion since he has more or less struggle sessioned a few women we're aware of. Faran, maybe? Or someone along those lines. In any case, I don't care who they are, because what they provided was pretty interesting. If they want to also laugh at Nick along with everyone else, that's cool in my book.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think they're someone Kurt has seethed at, perhaps of the female persuasion

Megan Fox? Whoever it is, they’re in the LawTube thread sounding a lot like Nick with further comments about how FUNNY and WEIRD it is that Kurt streams about current law cases and not what he did over a decade ago. Smells fishy like Ape Imholt’s rotten gash.

 

[Aguas Locas]

The man thinks with his dick way more often than not.

Reminds me of one stream where Cokieta got so drunk after drinking shots for 100usd superchats, till the point of talking about wishing to coom on the face of a highschool girl he knew, because of her "beautiful eyes".
Hearing that disgusting fantasy made me realize this man wanted to cheat really bad around the start of the balldo days. And also, it sounded very close to his American Beauty fantasy, just worse.

 

[thebigdream]

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Nick is definitely concealing an AIDS diagnosis, it's the only thing that would make this entire series of events sensical.

 

[bifftango]

I think they're someone Kurt has seethed at, perhaps of the female persuasion since he has more or less struggle sessioned a few women we're aware of. Faran, maybe? Or someone along those lines. In any case, I don't care who they are, because what they provided was pretty interesting. If they want to also laugh at Nick along with everyone else, that's cool in my book.

What if it's Kurt trying to build up some buzz around his bustling online brand?

 

[Shig O'nella]

What if it's Kurt trying to build up some buzz around his bustling online brand?

Nah, its obviously Aaron.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Not to give @Balldo's Gate an ego, but I genuinely think the MANdy reveal shook Nick deeply. He was all in on the idea that a hot ex-hooters mechanic gamer girl in her 20s was after him. It played into his belief that he was still a major YouTuber or even a major figure in LawTube. Finding out it was a gross middle aged man skinwalking must've wrecked him.

I also thought Nick would have been quite upset initially, but there has been a somewhat disproportionate reaction from him regarding Mandy/Daniel. I've been waiting to see how much Nick would seethe over this, but honestly... KF and a few drama channels seem to have found it much more meaningful/impactful than Nick has.

Maybe it was because Nick was already getting deeper into drugs and was already having sex with April. Nick was also barely in his LOCALS group anymore at that point and Mandy disappeared very quickly afterward without dropping any new information. It seems that Nick was already moving on from Mandy (and the other LOCALS he lusted over).

One of the main reasons Mandy was still coming up at that point was that he was crying about being "dox raped" by KF in early December 2023, leading others in the thread to renew their efforts to uncover a more legitimate dox, prompting several responses from Mandy (an "apology" image in addition to calling into Joe's show), culminating in a much more comprehensive dox. Such is the way of the attention whore...

I think Nick was certainly upset by it to some degree, it would be more out of embarrassment than anything deeply tied to his identity since nothing about him changed as he continued to spiral deeper into degeneracy and drugs with his newly established "qover".

That said, it was very funny to see someone taunt KF regarding their dox and then get what they deserve.

 

[TexOffender]

Reminds me of one stream where Cokieta got so drunk after drinking shots for 100usd superchats, till the point of talking about wishing to coom on the face of a highschool girl he knew, because of her "beautiful eyes".
Hearing that disgusting fantasy made me realize this man wanted to cheat really bad around the start of the balldo days. And also, it sounded very close to his American Beauty fantasy, just worse.

Been watching this guys vids. They started hitting my feed after watching a lot of Nick clips. A lot of things he says are in line with our Nick here. High sex drive but low sex ability, the looking for partners to bring into stuff, hookers, etc. Seems like Nick started with the cocaine and it turned him into a mega creep.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Not to give @Balldo's Gate an ego, but I genuinely think the MANdy reveal shook Nick deeply. He was all in on the idea that a hot ex-hooters mechanic gamer girl in her 20s was after him. It played into his belief that he was still a major YouTuber or even a major figure in LawTube. Finding out it was a gross middle aged man skinwalking must've wrecked him.

I'll give him a bit of an ego. The Daniel Paul Harris reveal post is the best post on the entire website.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

He walks without rhythm not to avoid the coming of the Maker but because he's completely bombed out on cocaine and booze.

His habits would probably absolutely fuck a stillsuit.

Balldo Inc. going under denied us a great opportunity for themed merch. Spice up your love life with the limited edition SHAI HULUD Balldo! Your coming (and going) will be truly blessed by the passing of this sturdy silicon toy.

 

[Anticipointment]

Been watching this guys vids. They started hitting my feed after watching a lot of Nick clips. A lot of things he says are in line with our Nick here. High sex drive but low sex ability, the looking for partners to bring into stuff, hookers, etc. Seems like Nick started with the cocaine and it turned him into a mega creep.

All that is likely true but at the same time, Nick has probably always been a mega creep. The drugs caused him to go mask off about it.

I'll give him a bit of an ego. The Daniel Paul Harris reveal post is the best post on the entire website.

Helped Nick win LOTY.

 

[Bepis]

Nick has probably always been a mega creep. The drugs caused him to go mask off about it.

The weird college underwear parties especially scream "closet gay creep" to me.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Helped Nick win LOTY.

That's been DEBOONKED. Nick was already on the track to win. Crackcow Bossman Jack never deserved LOTY and Patrick Tomlinson didn't have a strong 4th quarter showing.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He had more comedic sense back then, like off the top of my head I remember he threw out a reference to CPAP machines because his then rival T. Greg Doucette of Lawtwitter used one and it was actually amusing.

Wasnt it later revealed that our wife is supposed to be using a cpap machine too?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Geno Bisconte seeing your wife naked > your 9 year old testing positive for cocaine

Think of the victims!

 

[Aguas Locas]

All that is likely true but at the same time, Nick has probably always been a mega creep. The drugs caused him to go mask off about it.

Agreed, that particular stream was before Hedo2 and was in his marriage counselor-wise husband character. Was surprised people didn't get a huge red flag just from the way he talked about Qayla in previous streams to suddenly wishing to coom on a minors face after getting drunk

 

[Vibralldo]

The weird college underwear parties especially scream "closet gay creep" to me.

He tricked Kayla into thinking he was gay so he could get close to her emotionally

 

[Faticati]

Thanks for the shout-out!

Your suspicion is obviously reasonable. Indeed, I suspect Nick of trolling Potentially Criminal with alt accounts.

For what it's worth, though, I enjoy laughing at Balldo Man as much as anyone else. I only discovered this site from watching Nick seethe about it.

In particular, I enjoy Nick's infuriating misrepresentations and half truths being mocked and satirised by farmers. Likewise, I find Kurt's misrepresentation of his experience galling. Any attempt to mock him in his chat gets you banned.

So when I stumbled on the case of him unsuccessfully trying to sue his employer, I couldn't resist making an account to bring the tale to a wider audience. I think it's funny because Kurt seems to have reacted to what should have been a minor career set-back in the the same comically counter-productive way he reacts to mild criticism from his chat.

Incidentally, I don't even wish Kurt any ill-will really. My main hope is just to have a few people laugh at him with me.

As much as I love Kurt and his women troubles we really shouldn't stray too far from this threads namesake. What are your thoughts on confirmed cuckold, crack addict and alcoholic Nicky Rackets? Do you think he could satisfy Kayla before she started stepping out or was it just her being a whore? Did cps let the crack child get off scott free without any charges for coke usage? Do you wish all of rackets Alogs $1,000,000 because that is so funny and weird?

No clue, but it would be funny if he had found out that he has been infertile all his life.

Imagine if Nick lost all his trust fund payout because they are not his children just Qaylas.