Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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Very Honest Content said:
The rats feast tonight.
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this guy used to show up in keno kasino chat and constantly say shit like "oh I sure hope the IRS doesn't find out about bossman's gambling!" "it would sure be a shame if someone reported him to the IRS!", stick to DSP son it's more your speed
 
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Got Milk! said:
If someone jannied up all of the prison fucking talk from this incident, the recent prior one and also regarding his initial arrest almost 10 years ago, we could probably celebrate page 1000 for a second time.
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The initial arrest with the cries of "he snitched on black dudes" when his crew was like 3 white guys, a halfie and a black guy ringleader and only the ringleader who was already a felon faced time (like 8 years) because he stole a gun out of a car and everyone else plead out to suspended sentences (serving like months), Austin being the only one receiving ZERO time to serve because he was the rich kid with the real lawyer.
 
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POV you're the guard escorting bmj to gen pop (yes he kept his eyes closed while walking what a weirdo)

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Bossman Jack – A Valediction

On the corner, Lil Swan,
who got his street name
on account of the time
when he broke some
white bitch's arm,
noticed that the count was down.

No mismatch in volume of product,
but someone, a regular, wasn't buyin'.

'Somewhere out there,'
he thought, 'one o' my whales
done been harpooned.'

From a broken window above,
a lone ceiling bird chirped.



The doors all hung from their hinges
and it was unclear whether they were like that
before the cops swarmed the man
who would not be silenced,
who would die telling
how all the world's casinos
had been rigged against him,
while, over laboured fratboy funk,
Anthony Kiedis told those
who had assembled
to 'suck my kiss'.



Nearby, some rats were partying
around the body of a homeless guy.

In the back-alley gambling den above,
Roger Stenhouse,
who used to own a Toyota dealership,
upon drawing a two of clubs
and a seven of hearts,
said 'I ain't got Jack', and folded.
 
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BrosefJumanji said:
The initial arrest with the cries of "he snitched on black dudes" when his crew was like 3 white guys, a halfie and a black guy ringleader and only the ringleader who was already a felon faced time (like 8 years) because he stole a gun out of a car and everyone else plead out to suspended sentences (serving like months), Austin being the only one receiving ZERO time to serve because he was the rich kid with the real lawyer.
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He'll just turn in his dealers this time, nbd
 
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He'll be back on stream before you know it and everyone will go 'Holy shit, how!? How?'
I'll tell you how, because he's Bossman Motherfucking Jack. Sure he hates his fucking life, but you know what? He always wriggles out from under.
I don't know how it will happen. I don't know why it will happen, but I know, it will happen.
And then we'll all be like holy shit and back to boss streams. It's just his way.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Something dawned on me a few minutes ago.

He's smoking Delta 8/synthetic drugs and is betting that they don't show up on the drug tests he's required to do. He didn't even do any research into the matter.
He's quite literally gambling with his freedom!
:lossmanjack: :lossmanjack: :lossmanjack:
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The house win's again
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Truth is, the game was rigged from the start :bossman:
 
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