Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
He wouldn't die but the withdrawal effects will keep him drinking.

After a certain point you need rehab services to deal with the shakes and vomiting. He's not exactly put together very well so who knows, he might get very sick.
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He doesn't want to get rehab, he said so in his last live when someone in chat mentioned that Ozzy got sober.
 
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do we seriously have to go through this like every 10 pages? clint cannot force josh to do a fucking thing. i know many of you don't think he should, but josh has exactly the same rights as any other adult. he cannot be made to do anything he doesn't want to do.
 
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UncleBlazer said:
do we seriously have to go through this like every 10 pages? clint cannot force josh to do a fucking thing. i know many of you don't think he should, but josh has exactly the same rights as any other adult. he cannot be made to do anything he doesn't want to do.
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My point had more to do with competence than his rights, he needs Clint to do a lot of things for him, because he is too retarded to do them himself. Clint could leverage that into controlling the BOY more.
Whether or not that would work in reality is another matter, but I digress.

Either way, it seems Clint has decided to just wait patiently doodt.
 
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Molly Millions said:
He wouldn't die but the withdrawal effects will keep him drinking.

After a certain point you need rehab services to deal with the shakes and vomiting. He's not exactly put together very well so who knows, he might get very sick.
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He's probably unused to a hangover, being near constantly blasted. I don't think he trembles yet, but I do think he'll get quite twitchy and anxious for a few days without.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
My point had more to do with competence than his rights, he needs Clint to do a lot of things for him, because he is too retarded to do them himself. Clint could leverage that into controlling the BOY more.
Whether or not that would work in reality is another matter, but I digress.

Either way, it seems Clint has decided to just wait patiently doodt.
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Clint has tried. He has said that he and Josh have went through periods of time where they don't talk because Clint has pissed Josh off in some way and Josh just completely shuts him out. Won't answer his calls or open the door to him. The one thing that Josh hates more than just about anything is people telling him what to do. Clint has to walk a thin line of trying to encourage Josh to do the right thing but not outright telling him what to do. Every time Cobes has a drunken meltdown stream and comes back the next day with "okay toobz, I'm gonna cut back on my drinking. And no one told me to, that's just my own decision", you can bet that Clint gave him a talking to. Josh only listens to Clint to a certain extent. The boy cannot be told anything.
 
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Rusty Truknuts said:

Messica streamed the call NAL made to Chris the night Cobra sperged out about his PayPal card and killed another phone.

Summary: Retard is surprised when other retard acts retarded
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I wonder how often he screams like this off camera, I remember during that one meltdown in late 2023 where he forgot he was recording he was screaming multiple times.

God what I wouldn't do to be a fly on the wall during his off cam meltdowns
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
He doesn't drink nearly enough for that to be the case. You have to be drinking liters of liquor a day for it to kill you by quitting.
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Not really, you can get some pretty serious or deadly withdrawal symptoms by drinking even a fifth of liquor a day. There was a study done on this decades ago and it was pretty interesting, it's very strange and unpredictable. Overall though the really killer is the vitamin deficiencies, especially thiamine.

In any case Cobra eats way too much food too often for this to be a concern, people at this stage get all their calories from liquor and eating food can make them literally vomit. If they keep it down it'll just be lost out the other end due to diarrhea from zinc deficiency. So no need to eat.

Cobes is a heavy binge drinker that'll become fat with a giant beer gut as he ages into his 40s. If his teeth weren't so fucked he'd probably die in his mid-60s of a heart attack.

Molly Millions said:
It's almost like Cobra is worshipping an ideal version of Ozzy that only exists in his head
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To be fair that's the only Ozzy anybody cares about.
 
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Fortyone said:
I wonder how often he screams like this off camera, I remember during that one meltdown in late 2023 where he forgot he was recording he was screaming multiple times.

God what I wouldn't do to be a fly on the wall during his off cam meltdowns
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Homebody Scotty bought up an incident where he tried packing a homemade ciggie, fucked it up, and "let out this horrible, blood curdling scream". I imagine he does it at least weekly, if not every couple of days.

There was also this, where he goes full on monologue, screeching like a fucking psychopath and putting on a pure clinic, completely oblivious to the fact he was still streaming. He speaks exactly as he does to the audience, just alone and unhinged.

 
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BrosefJumanji said:
Your avatar made me think of it, but these all being said by Clint on a sock account would be epic hilarity. Just wanting to laugh at the boy with the guys.
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Clint in the K-hole or on a 4th plat from the dextromethorphan freebase I refined a few weeks ago.

Dex is fucking weird. It doesn't really get better if you use freebase, it gets more bizarre and dissociative but at least less toxic. With my home equipment, in theory I can synthesize dextrorphan and Shulgin-series tryptamines but I am not playing with anything that skirts the edge of the DEA's interest.

Ketamine isa bit advanced for my skill level to say the least but with some more time and better equipment I can pull it off.

Also - don't fiddle with sigma receptors unless you know what you're doing, either.
 
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UncleBlazer said:
do we seriously have to go through this like every 10 pages? clint cannot force josh to do a fucking thing. i know many of you don't think he should, but josh has exactly the same rights as any other adult. he cannot be made to do anything he doesn't want to do.
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Why doesn’t Group put him in a Clint home? Is it because he’s a bad snnfjeksjfnwkajdnejajsnrnwjsjfnrvvynelajfvuvwldkbybyjekand????
 
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Nana Feeder 9k said:
Homebody Scotty bought up an incident where he tried packing a homemade ciggie, fucked it up, and "let out this horrible, blood curdling scream". I imagine he does it at least weekly, if not every couple of days.

There was also this, where he goes full on monologue, screeching like a fucking psychopath and putting on a pure clinic, completely oblivious to the fact he was still streaming. He speaks exactly as he does to the audience, just alone and unhinged.

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This is one of the most revealing moments of who Josh is when the cameras are off. We were never supposed to see that he rages at the walls of his apartment for minutes on end screaming at the top of his lungs for only his neighbors to hear at 3am.

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Why doesn’t Group put him in a Clint home? Is it because he’s a bad snnfjeksjfnwkajdnejajsnrnwjsjfnrvvynelajfvuvwldkbybyjekand????
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Genuinely probably better he isn't in a group home anyway, because he would be kind of a nightmare for the care aides that work those places.
 
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Homebody Scotty bought up an incident where he tried packing a homemade ciggie, fucked it up, and "let out this horrible, blood curdling scream". I imagine he does it at least weekly, if not every couple of days.

There was also this, where he goes full on monologue, screeching like a fucking psychopath and putting on a pure clinic, completely oblivious to the fact he was still streaming. He speaks exactly as he does to the audience, just alone and unhinged.

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The moment King Cobra said he didn't realize the camera is still on reminds me of this.
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My throat was sore when I came back to reality. No idea how long I was screaming but it must have been a while, thankfully I have good sound insulation in my home. It took about 12 hours before my hair stopped standing on end and I could walk close my eyes again. Piracetam was worthless because it doesn't affect the same receptors.

They called it the polar matrix.

Do not do what I did.
 
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