Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Kosher Dill]

Could Frank be one of those guys who has a sissy fetish and likes to be financially dominated?

Financial domination doesn't actually exist. There was just one weirdo one time who was into it, and it became a sort of urban legend in the whoring community. Their equivalent of El Dorado I guess.

That aside, Frank was actually planning for Revolution 60 to be a profit-maker, originally. The idea was that back when people were throwing money at any mobile game that wasn't complete trash, the Wus would burst onto the scene with an AAA phone game, become critical darlings, and get bought out by EA or Microsoft for a king's ransom.
Things turned out... you know, differently.

 

[Ruin]

That aside, Frank was actually planning for Revolution 60 to be a profit-maker, originally. The idea was that back when people were throwing money at any mobile game that wasn't complete trash, the Wus would burst onto the scene with an AAA phone game, become critical darlings, and get bought out by EA or Microsoft for a king's ransom.
Things turned out... you know, differently.

This, if you look at the timeline production on Revolution 60 began at that weird point when studios were convinced that indy games were going to save the gaming industry. Wu fucked it up by procrastinating so long it missed the indy dev craze.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh fuck, how did he managed to get knocked out immediately? That is some God tier failure.

Meanwhile, John decides to callout his own party, always a great way to get a campaign going.

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I don't know, Wu. You tell me why politicians don't accuse Russia of having manipulated the elections more openly. It's not like doing something like that could incite a world war or something like that...

 

[Xarpho]

It's like electronic voting machines are a bad idea or something...

An weird Asian guy and a ghoulish creature buying a garden shed... I am pretty sure that is the beginning to some sort of horror movie.

Was that Weird Al before you edited the picture? Because Wu looks quite a lot like Weird Al in this picture.

Yeah, it's a manipulated screen-grab from a music video called "Foil", one of Weird Al's better songs in the last decade.

 

[Luigi]

Glad to see he finally decided to fix his hair for a picture.

 

[millais]

I think the backyard shed might be a step up for Frank's living arrangements. Anything is better than the current dog cage situation.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

In what eldritch dimension exactly is ESRB considered "wildly successful"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

In what eldritch dimension exactly is ESRB considered "wildly successful"

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"And I'll keep holding hearings until I get the answers I like."

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Wu is shilling for jack thompson now. Horseshoe theory indeed.
One of the games the ESRB was designed to protect children from:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

In what eldritch dimension exactly is ESRB considered "wildly successful"

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You sure do a lot of thinking, Wu. Too bad you never DO.

 

[millais]

"And I'll keep holding hearings until I get the answers I like."

At this point, his wet dream is probably holding McCarthyist witch hunt hearings in Congress.

"I have here in my hand a list of 205 misogynists, transphobes, and alt-right racists that are known by Buzzfeed as being members of Gamergate who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the gaming industry!"

 

[Von Clausewitz]

In what eldritch dimension exactly is ESRB considered "wildly successful"

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In the same dimension where Brianna Wu is a successful game developer, of course!

 

[Furina]

In what eldritch dimension exactly is ESRB considered "wildly successful"

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Clearly the solution to all life's problems is MORE GOVERNMENT. I suggest we make several executive committees and sub-committees to discuss why women aren't 50% of tech jobs. Naturally these committees will be staffed exclusively by females because can't be trusted to make decisions for women. These same women should also staff the committees on what to do with the very serious threats coming from the Alt-Right, White Nationalists, Internet Memes and "male" culture in general because men cannot be trusted to make the correct decision for themselves.
Now, all these committees are going to be very expensive to run especially since every member has a six figure income (to compensate for the oppression they experience as women in powerful positions), so we need to raise taxes, but only for Cis Het White dudes. If they try to leave the country they will have their assets seized and they will be arrested. If any white women attempt to defend them, we will have send them to re-education camps, which will mean higher taxes again...

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Clearly the solution to all life's problems is MORE GOVERNMENT

I mean everyone knows that all TRUE and HONEST content creators like John Flynt absolutely love it when the state demands more hoops to jump through. The more the regulation, the better the work!

 

[FatNero]

In what eldritch dimension exactly is ESRB considered "wildly successful"

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Isn't it amazing that activism only failed, and congressional hearings that she's going to chair only became the answer after Wu got hyped to be Hillary2.0? What a strange coincidence!

 

[Quasar]

I mean everyone knows that all TRUE and HONEST content creators like John Flynt absolutely love it when the state demands more hoops to jump through. The more the regulation, the better the work!

That's probably actually what Wu is after. It provides the perfect excuse for not only failing, but for not making the attempt at all. This is going to be her excuse for all this bullshit about running for office never launching, in the same way that "misogyny" is her buzzword for all her failures in game development.

 

[Henry Bemis]

"And I'll keep holding hearings until I get the answers I like."

The real GamerGhazi, amirite?

 

[Lorento]

Yeah, it's a manipulated screen-grab from a music video called "Foil", one of Weird Al's better songs in the last decade.

It's even more appropriate considering that the second half of that song is what Wu and the wackier Clintonites actually believe Russia is doing.

 

[Jaimas]

I love how despite not officially doing anything yet, Wu's first thing she talks about of when she gets into power is how she intends to abuse it.

 

[Lorento]

I love how despite not officially doing anything yet, Wu's first thing she talks about of when she gets into power is how she intends to abuse it.

It's almost like SJWs want power solely so they can have power over others. In Brianna's case, this probably stems from her subconscious relisation that most of the people around her are far more competent than she could ever be.