Tattoos [12/12/16] Phil Posts a Tattoo Retrospective - A Chronicle of Regrets

[女鬼]

>I also doubt he can even read the Spanish he has scrawled on his body and probably begged someone to translate and spell it for him.

It's even worse than that: not only does he not know any Spanish, but he doesn't know any Hispanic people either. He's actually afraid of actual Latinos (and black or brown people too).
His Spanish tattoos are all Google translated.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"March vs June 2015"

God, he looks like something you find locked in the basement in a horror movie.

 

[Poor Choices]

He wants his fat dumb face to become a "meme"

And he goes on to show us his decaying, tattooed flesh:

Spoiler: From 'DeLici's Textbook of Forensic Pathology'

"Fun Fact. First tattoo I got was in 2012"

"Second Tattoo. 2013 vs 2016

"My Right arm, January 2014 VS December 2016"

"Left - My Right Arm...
2006-2013 (photo taken January 2014)
Right two - My Right Arm: November 2014 and December 2016 (tonight)"

"October 2015"

"May-November 2015"

"Late June 2015"

"January 2016"

"March vs June 2015"

"Initial lineart March 2015 (coloring done in May 2015)"

"June 2015 addition"

In ten years the biggest change in Phil's appearance after "transition" is that now he has tats, a few regrettable piercings, and a thinning hairline. You could pass off that Naruto photo as being taken a year ago.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You know what's very sad about this too? He's capable of losing weight and becoming slim as he's done that before. Now he's just halfassing it.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Why do retаrds always have the red star? He would be experimented upon in soviet russia - and afaik, they didn't love the gays either.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Reminder we fucking paid for these tattoos.

 

[Ray Streip]

What is it with aspies not understanding what "meme" means? First Chris starts creating weird "memes" to grow his popularity so people will donate to his Patreon and now Phil's calling a retrospective a meme, their defective brains are under the impression that memes = thing that people will give you all of the attention ever.

 

[Ruin]

like "GET CONCENT" inked onto his right flank

He really spelled it like that?

 

[Bassomatic]

That was a giant cluster fuck of pictures that could all be summed up with a respective of Phil's life : downhill

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Hol' up...it says CLITORAL on the back of his left hand? WTF? Anybody got a better picture of that one?

 

[Twrx]

Hol' up...it says CLITORAL on the back of his left hand? WTF? Anybody got a better picture of that one?

It does. It's clitoral mass. Some radfem lesbian biker group. Phil wants to join it.

 

[Dentontx]

Hol' up...it says CLITORAL on the back of his left hand? WTF? Anybody got a better picture of that one?

LA MASA CLITORAL, yeah. Philish for "Clitoral Mass," actual Spanish for "the clitoral dough."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jesus, he just looks like a mess. There's no order or reason to those tats, it's like a tattoo artist just got bored and started doodling on a hobo he found.

 

[RI 360]

Let's dub the crack addict that dupes him into believing he's a tattoo artist and stabs him with an AIDs needle an honorary kiwi agent.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

A couple of true sleeved-arms tattoo-wise don't off-put me as an employer, but his Bazooka Joe permanents here really do.

My favorite part though is the transition was boiled down to "shave eyebrows; make sassy face" .

I can't wait to see what next life this caterpillar will have !

 

[m0rnutz]

LA MASA CLITORAL, yeah. Philish for "Clitoral Mass," actual Spanish for "the clitoral dough."

Phil's authentic mangina bread pudding. Get it while its still warm!

Phil's tattoo make him look like a meth addict. A very autistic meth addict.

 

[Lalala]

LA MASA CLITORAL, yeah. Philish for "Clitoral Mass," actual Spanish for "the clitoral dough."

Mind jumped to yeast infection, ew no why no ew.
Because all true Latwix princesses rely on Google translate.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I never realized that Phil got all of his tattoos so recently. There was such a sheer amount that I figured that they had to be started at least 6 years ago. But of course, this is Phil so tattoos > food.

Does Phil look like he's ever missed a meal?

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Documented evidence of a rapid, depressing slide into madness.

 

[MMX]

Does Phil look like he's ever missed a meal?

Yes
A healthy one