This mother fucker... Bros, things are not what they seemed.
Two major pieces of info have been relied on to show that Austin Curtis Peterson is a felon:
This article by
Williamsburg Yorktown Daily (8/20/2015) which states Austin plead guilty to felony charge, 5 year suspended sentence...

...And Austin's big crying fit and repeated mentioning that he is a felon.
Except there is a major fucking problem with this understanding of BossmanJack...
He isn't.
In looking at the Boss's docket, I noticed something that should have been more apparent earlier:
NOLLE PROSEQUI (This means the prosecution stopped pursuing the charges)
In the incident with his little gang, Boss ended up catching
10 - Tampering vehicle,
7 - Stolen Credit Card (F),
2 - Petty Larceny, and
3 - Grand Larceny (F) charges.
ALL of his felony charges state: NOLLE PROSEQUI.
So being confused at where it actually states his felony conviction, I found this other article that matches what is on his docket:
New Kent - Charles City Chronicle (9/1/2015)Kent - Charles City Chronicle
Austin Curtis Peterson... entered guilty pleas to 2 counts tampering with vehicle and 2 counts petty larceny, all 4 misdemeanors.
7 counts credit card larceny, 6 counts tampering with vehicle, 3 counts grand larceny and one count petty larceny WERE DROPPED.
PETERSON RECEIVED 12 MONTHS SUSPENDED SENTENCE.
This bitch ain't a felon. That 2015 is in the past, outside of his mind and excuses for his life. He really is just a fucking crackhead who has been living in a paranoid delusion in front of us this whole time who got hit with controlled substance charge and can be taken pity on by the court!
That means that gamba after rehab is
BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
