War More than 1,000 people, including Hezbollah members, wounded in Lebanon when pagers explode - Israel blows the balls off Hezbollah members

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BEIRUT, Sept 17 (Reuters) - More than 1,000 people, including Hezbollah fighters and medics, were wounded on Tuesday when the pagers they use to communicate exploded across Lebanon, security sources told Reuters.
A Hezbollah official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the detonation of the pagers was the "biggest security breach" the group had been subjected to in nearly a year of war with Israel.
Israel and the Iran-backed Hezbollah have been engaged in cross-border warfare since the Gaza war erupted last October, the worst such escalation in years.

The Israeli military declined to comment on Reuters enquiries about the detonations.
Iran's Mehr news agency said the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani, was injured by one of the blasts. Reuters could not immediately confirm the report.
A Reuters journalist saw ambulances rushing through the southern suburbs of the capital Beirut, a Hezbollah stronghold, amid widespread panic. A security source said that devices were also exploding in the south of Lebanon.

At Mt. Lebanon hospital, a Reuters reporter saw motorcycles rushing to the emergency room, where people with their hands bloodied were screaming in pain.
The head of the Nabatieh public hospital in the south of the country, Hassan Wazni, told Reuters that around 40 wounded people were being treated at his facility. The wounds included injuries to the face, eyes and limbs.
The wave of explosions lasted around an hour after the initial detonations, which took place about 3:45 p.m. local time (1345 GMT). It was not immediately clear how the devices were detonated.

Lebanese internal security forces said a number of wireless communication devices were detonated across Lebanon, especially in Beirut's southern suburbs, leading to injuries.
Groups of people huddled at the entrance of buildings to check on people they knew who may have been wounded, the Reuters journalist said.
Regional broadcasters carrying CCTV footage which showed what appeared to be a small handheld device placed next to a grocery store cashier where an individual was paying spontaneously exploding. In other footage, an explosion appeared to knock out someone standing at a fruit stand at a market area.

Lebanon’s crisis operations center, which is run by the health ministry, asked all medical workers to head to their respective hospitals to help cope with the massive numbers of wounded coming into for urgent care. It said health care workers should not use pagers.
The Lebanese Red Cross said more than 50 ambulances and 300 emergency medical staff were dispatched to assist in the evacuation of victims.

Hezbollah fired missiles at Israel immediately after the Oct. 7 attacks by Hamas gunmen on Israel. Hezbollah and Israel have been exchanging fire constantly ever since, while avoiding a major escalation as war rages in Gaza to the south.
Tens of thousands of people have been displaced from towns and villages on both sides of the border by the hostilities.


From OSINT

What we know so far:
- Explosion happened simultanously
- Explosions didn't only happen in Lebanon, but in Syria too so it's a long range to be wireless detonation signal.
- The pager is 'Rugged Pager AR924' produced by a Taiwanese company
- Small Li-Ion battery, can't explode that big
- None of the pagers caught fire, which is common incase of a battery 'explosion' rather they just exploded.
- However the pagers did heat up before
- All exploded pagers were the same model of pager.
- The pagers came from one shipment

Also pretty shitty headline considering this was an attack that could only hit Hezbollah members

Video of the attacks
 
Samson Option incoming?
samson option is a meme pretty much, it's standard MAD

Literal weaponized autism. Only the Jews could have brought us this. Well or 4chan
The IDFs reasons for getting autistic people other than their skills is hilarious in its bluntness. Before, they had an issue with a shortage of skilled intelligence analysts due to their wanting to be promoted and go onto better assignments. Autistic people have no desire to be promoted if they're happy where they are to the point where the autists voluntarily extend their military service in order to keep doing their work and so skilled analysts are kept. Additionally, autistic people have a very black and white sense of morality so if they're told to keep a secret, the autists will keep the secret no matter what.
 
Actual retard take. The surrounding Arab nations *hate* the Palestinians and aren't particularly fond of Persians living either.
Yeah, the whole reason the Middle East is starting to ally with Israel is because of a centuries-old beef with Persia. Sunni vs. Shia and Arab vs. Indo-European. Peak ethno-religious conflict right there.
or other irregular combatants
Minor nitpick: paramilitaries and guerillas are protected, so long as they themselves obey the rules set out and operate according to a chain of command and display some sort of easily-spotted and distinctive identifier when engaging in combat. Naturally, despite meeting the latter two requirements (and rather dubiously at times for the final one) Hezbollah still doesn't qualify due to their use of indiscriminate attacks on civilian population centers. The Conventions are of course quite explicit in stating that if you don't follow them, then your foes don't have to, for rather obvious reasons.
 
This period of time seems to be the calm before the storm so I'll post about the autists who are currently processing satellite images for the IDF and who are likely the people who are going to make an Israeli invasion of Lebanon possible. The unit is called Roim Rachok or Unit 9900 and it's made up of autistic Israelis who are too far gone on the spectrum to serve in the normal IDF. Their job is to analyze satellite images and search for minute differences to spot enemy activity. The reason the IDF chose to staff this unit with autistic people is because autists are able to focus on images for hours on end to find a difference.

quoting an autistic soldier profiled in the NY Post

So the next guys to be accused on harboring Hezbollah and requiring a full ground invasion after Lebanon, will be Syria I guess? Or maybe Iraq? Well, after the new Israeli settlers have moved in anyway 🤔🤔

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I really don't care which flavor of sand nigger gets wiped out as long as one does.
You don't have to wipe them all out you just have to do what Rome did at its peak. Kill as many military aged men as possible. Put the survivors far away from where they started out, and keep them away from each other as much as possible.

Trump talked about Mexico that way and everyone freaked out. But that's what serious empires do. We are nice-ing our way to extinction as a society, Israel will be the last Western nation standing because they're the only ones who will defend themselves.
 
It's hilarious how polfags on here hate dah jooz so much they are willing to side with retard sand niggers who would decap them at a moments notice. Go touch some grass you fags.

Sand nigs never censored me for "hate speech" or slapped copyright claims on pieces of media that are over 50 years old. Some of us are here because we have nowhere else to go, the ADL has infected all normie platforms. The owner and sneeder of this prestigious web zone, who has graciously allowed both Jews and Pols to laugh at lolcows together, was kicked off X for failing to say "ZOG good" on D-Day. No sane person wants the Tusken Raiders to become the Star of these Wars, they just don't want Jawas to have Unlimited Power.

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A reminder of things we're not allowed to show in media anymore because it could be deemed as anti-semitic. Instead we must watch the sequels with a Mary Sue, an African America, an Asian, a Latino, and a Jew, all coming together to stop the evil white KKK wizards from spreading Nazism across the galaxy.

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The more ZOG wins, the less we'll be allowed to make fun of it. Political correctness wont end once Arabs are defeated. You will enjoy your goyslop and say "yeehaw let's go Israel" like a good little Americuck, every time a radical terrorist incel group is thwarted by the big brain Israeli intelligence networks, or else you are a retard fag with a small dick.
 
A reminder of things we're not allowed to show in media anymore because it could be deemed as anti-semitic. Instead we must watch the sequels with a Mary Sue, an African America, an Asian, a Latino, and a Jew, all coming together to stop the evil white KKK wizards from spreading Nazism across the galaxy.
>Using Star Wars analogies for real world politics.
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Honestly you polfags are just so retarded. Going "WELL AT LEAST SAND NIGGERS DON'T CENSOR ME!!!11!!!!!!1" makes you look like fucking faggots over the fact that you side with brownies that want you dead for being an infidel and will megarape your female family members. But you polfags are too brainrotted from jerking off to all the blacked threads and tranny porn that's plastered onto /pol/ every second of everyday (inb4 duh juice!).
 
All is fair in love and war and there is no "losing gracefully" or winning "fairly". There is winning or losing, the methods of which they were achieved are ultimately irrelevant for the history books.
If my country were invaded I would have no moral hangups with going into my invader's country and planting backpack nukes in civil centers, completely trashing or poisoning water facilities, and spreading pest insects among their crops. Command might object to my willingness to make the enemy reap the whirlwind but that's a different battle.
 
Why does congress care more about humanitarian aid for foreign enemies than they do about domestic citizens?

Leftists


The enemy can't push a buttom to launch missiles if you disable his hand.

I lol'd


It also doesn't even technically apply to unlawful combatants like a terrorist organization engaging in warfare not under the flag of any nation. It protects soldiers, prisoners of war, civilians, medical personnel, and a few other very narrowly defined classes.

Terrorists are fair game under the Geneva Conventions. It does not, and was not intended, to protect terrorists or other irregular combatants.

If you choose to be a terrorist, you are essentially an outlaw and unprotected by customary international law.

It's always hilarious how people scream "Geneva" in these cases. Muslim terrorist groups are always treated so selectively to begin with by these people. One minute it's a war being fought by "soldiers", the next (when things go bad for them) a criminal issue only, and military action is deemed unjust. Schrodinger's war
 
No he's actually right about this one

Ecclesiastes 1:9:
What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
But he's wrong about it being used exclusively by Jews. Ecclesiastes is in every Christian canon, and the phrase is so common in English that it has become a cliché.

If there be nothing new, but that which is
Hath been before, how are our brains beguil'd,
Which, labouring for invention, bear amiss
The second burthen of a former child!
 
samson option is a meme pretty much, it's standard MAD


The IDFs reasons for getting autistic people other than their skills is hilarious in its bluntness. Before, they had an issue with a shortage of skilled intelligence analysts due to their wanting to be promoted and go onto better assignments. Autistic people have no desire to be promoted if they're happy where they are to the point where the autists voluntarily extend their military service in order to keep doing their work and so skilled analysts are kept. Additionally, autistic people have a very black and white sense of morality so if they're told to keep a secret, the autists will keep the secret no matter what.
So, the most jewish reasoning to use autists.
 
Shalom, I just detonated your pager.

# FAQ

## What does this mean?

The amount of testicles (balls) on your body has decreased by two.

## Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a pager to be worthy of detonation. These include, but are not limited to:
  • Terrorism
  • Spreading misinformation about the Only Democracy in the Middle East (TM)
  • Mutah
## Am I banned from using all electronic devices?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from engaging in terrorism in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to send an additional detonation signal, which may put your health and what remains of your genitalia in jeopardy.

## I don't believe my pager deserved a detonation. Can you un-detonate it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a detonation. If you would like to issue an application for phalloplasty, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to messages within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of detonation appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the detonation and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by America's Greatest Ally. I will continue to send detonation signals until you stop engaging in terrorism. Remember: balls are a privilege, not a right.
 
But he's wrong about it being used exclusively by Jews. Ecclesiastes is in every Christian canon, and the phrase is so common in English that it has become a cliché.

If there be nothing new, but that which is
Hath been before, how are our brains beguil'd,
Which, labouring for invention, bear amiss
The second burthen of a former child!
Yeah no idea where that came from, Jews don't use that phrase much
 
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